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I think it would be fitting if toowoombians drank shit. It would just be the final straw on the camels back to make it the scummiest town in queensland.
Shit drinking drug addict inbreds... has a...

Impressed by the dispicable italy and supporting portugal? Are you some kind of puppy drowning super villain?
That's by far the 2 least admirable teams in existence, anyone with any innate natural...

The country of africa? haha

I live in brisbane and the african population is really not a problem at all.
I sometimes even drink at casa blancas on caxton street, THE african club, and find it...

Good point about legalising child finger blasting sam.

I agree with samcdkey, we should be able to marry our children.

I think you should be proud for doing what you believe is right samcdkey, and I think more people should follow in your footsteps...

Yeah like how I get a boner whenever I see some baby sucking on a woman's tit.
We should scientifically discuss my boner, but only my breastfeed-caused-boners, not the ones which were caused by...

No I don't refuse it, but every time I need it I correct the discrepency by torturing an innocent human child to death.
Actually sometimes I go out and buy shampoo which was tested on animals just...

African americans are a different breed of homo sapien to africans, they're africans selectively bred to be good slaves.
Although ironically they've been selectively bred for submissive and polite...

Do they make man-posts where you got that one?

Where's my where's me thread? I've been gone too you inconsiderate cunts.
Actually the whole reason I stayed away was to get you guys talking about me, but no, not a whisper. Fuck you guys.

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And what idea do you have james?
Have you witnessed first hand ecosystems destroyed by cane toads?
Maybe cane toads have made it to your university campus and had a serious impact on the house...

Australian culture is british culture, we're not "copying off the british", we ARE a british colony dickhead. Australia is an expansion of the mother country.
We're not "multicultural", a few...

Just pointing out what the criticisms are, really, at this stage.
Jews have never been stereotyped as stupid or violent so I don't understand the discussion.


The western europeans which the...

This is why they've been able to get away with whatever diabolical thing they have going on here. No one cares or pays any attention to the anomolies around them.
They figured people were stupid...

No one, to my knowledge, has ever claimed jews weren't smart.
Most criticisms of jews seem to be geared towards their complete lack of style, grace and charisma, how greedy and cold hearted they...

A troubling question hit me like a tonne of bricks this morning; what the fuck are jockeys?
Then another one punched me in the guts: Where do jockeys get off?

I've decided this is a job for...

They wouldn't even need to shoot. They'd just hold you down and snap your bra strap while laughing, then they'd give you a wedgie and say "nice g-string madam" while you moaned in anguish and...

You're wrong, air quotes in RL are back in a big way.
I feel sorry for you living in the arctic and not knowing what's cool when.
Air quotes haven't been lame since 2003, and ironically-air...

Leopold

Of what exactly?
Having the image of you wearing a bra and crying etched into his memory?
Yeah they better be careful.

What class of chicken?
You couldn't really compare a dirty old blue collar worker to one of those fancy show chickens at the fair.
I suppose a battery hen is comparable to a blue collar worker.
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I think force should be used.

To kill him and restrain his family while his body is burned so that no one can learn the secret.
Curing AIDs would be the last nail in this planet's coffin.
I'd...

No one rates him highly. Thats the whole point of the jokes really.
He's tried so hard to be these honourable rough and tough characters, with a heart of gold and a strong sense of right and wrong,...

Neanderthals aren't our ancestors. They were our cousins.

The whole "who's land is it" debate is stupid.
It belongs to whoever can obtain it.
You don't just get land, you have to earn it. ...

It seems uncharacteristic for you to imply being gay and cool are 2 mutually exclusive things.
But maybe you hate fags? I can't remember. I have a tendency to generalise and stereotype people who...

Chuck Norris penis was once considered a chinese delicacy, believed to give those who ate it the courage of 8 lions.
The Chinese guys who were known to eat it got so drunk with courage that they...