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I'd bite the pilot's throat out and crash the plane. Outcrazy that.

Other definitions of intuition merely refer to the 'gut feeling' and make no reference to retrospective truth. I feel happy for you being so highly intuitive, and not a little jealous too. You are...

Our intuition in times like these often leads us to make disastrous decisions. Intuition is at it's best when we're able to carefully assess the facts in the light of past experience.

According to Stop Prisoner Rape more men are raped in prison in the US than female victims on the outside. Most of the rapists identify themselves as heterosexual. The victims are often homosexual...

Q: What have the Queen Mother and Princess Di got in common?
A: They both die at about 90.

Speak for yourself, Vincent. The sooner they all pop their clogs the better. Parasites, every one.

Everyone feels lust at some point. Only a small minority rape, which suggests that there are other factors at play, eg viewing women as sexual objects; a desire to dominate, humiliate, possess and...

Like most people with any sense, I think I'd fail the Cricket Test. Personally I'd rather watch paint dry.

A hex viewer will do this - there are plenty of free ones on the net - but I doubt that you'll be able to do much with what you see. It may give you some pointers though, such as what format the...

The file is probably in a propietary format devised by the game makers. It's unlikely that you'll be able to extract the contents unless someone has designed a utility tailored for this purpose. See...

There endeth the lesson.

Strange, I thought you were talking about the gullibility and submissiveness of dogs. :confused:

Cats perform one useful function only: killing things. They're cold-hearted predators, it's all...

I've always assumed that this is territorial behaviour - the dog clearing the area of any traces of it's rivals. If there's any truth in this then it's presumably only male dogs that do it and only...

It's not legal because the Judeo-Christian moral framework on which our laws are based exhorts us to only have sex within the sanctity of marriage - not to pay for it with dirty crackheads. Like...

Always one to take advantage of new entrepreneurial opportunities, I've just gone into the male escort business. Here's my price list:

Tops: £1.00
Bottoms: 50p
Brown: £5.00
Kinky: £1.00
Really...

Muslim, I'd stick to masturbating incessantly and worrying about your health. It's what you do best.

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No words necessary.

Re. feline hunting: lions live in colonies and often hunt in packs. See the link. I've only glanced through it but the implication seems to be that they hunt co-operatively for selfish reasons where...

No, it's the bearded lady above. Come to think of it, I've never seen a woman walking around in public dressed conspicuously as a man, except when they're in fancy dress on a night out etc. You...

Transvestite Jesus.

I think there's as much variation within the two species as there is between them. My sister and her fiance have 4 cats. One's an agoraphobic homebody - a typical scaredy-cat that's frightened of...

I am redarmy11, Destroyer of Worlds. Bring me this 'God' of yours and let us do battle. I will have him kneel before Me.

Heh. Heh heh. Cato is a gay heh heh.

I think he's saying that posting links to pornography isn't acceptable.

OK, so let me guess: this creature is from the depths of the Hollow Earth aka Hell - a single-headed Cerberus that signifies the imminent arrival of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse?

Ah, but I don't believe in Him. ;)
I was apologising to you because you do.
Damn, I should have just edited out the reference.
Can I have 8 million similar future offences taken into account?
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