Ahhh..the questions i used to ask about santa claus when i was six. How does he get all those presents to all those people all over the world in one evening? because he uses magic How is it possible that he's never seen? because he uses magic and he knows when you are awake and asleep. How does he fit all those presents in that bag? it's a magic bag. How can a sled fly? because it's a magic sled, duh. How does he enter houses with no fireplace? he floats through the wall using magic. Then why not do that all the time, why shimmy down a chimney and get ash all over yourself? because santa prefers it. If the elves make the toys, then why do they have labels like mattel? uh....because the elves put them there. if santa knows what i wish for then why do i have to tell you? uh..because i will get you some things on the list too. but i thought you said all the presents were from santa? uh, no i didn't. Yes, you did. Don't talk back. Who's the guy in the red suit at the mall if santa is in the north pole? that's santa, duh. Then why is there a santa in every mall? because santa can be in more than one place as he uses magic. You mean like how our neighbor dressed up like santa, put a pillow in his suit, and a fake beard? *exasperation* But i know that was our neighbor bill. *shrug*
The movie Santa Claus answered a lot of my daughters questions. And we've told both our kids "As soon as you quit believing, he won't come anymore. Then parents have to take over. That's why some kids will tell you Santa doesn't exist and its your parents. For them it is, but that's because they quit believing."
My dad did give me an iHome and my mom gave me the book Communist Manifesto, those were the only things I wanted anyway. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
well last saturday we found out nobody had bought any presents so we just decided not to bother... edit: have fun with marx and engels... i must admit i didn't fully understand the details but i havn't botherd researching it...
