there has been a request made to keep our nonsense confined to as small a space as possible. i have no problem with this. in fact, i see this as a grand opportunity!

i will be using this as my personal "ridiculousness depository" on sciforums, at the request of the management. i kindly ask the other two named posters to do the same.

the fairness we were shown by the management here is absolutely unnecessary, and i am glad that we have an even-handed set of rules here on this forum.

that being said, lets keep our humor in this thread, and make it the funniest fucking thing that anyone has ever seen.

the first game is this:
look at the picture posted above you, and grab onto the first idea that comes into your head as a result of the image depicted. then post it. and so on.
GO!
http://learcenter.org/RTS05/photos/images/DangerMouse.jpg

Why didn't spurious make the list?

there has been a request made to keep our nonsense confined to as small a space as possible. i have no problem with this. in fact, i see this as a grand opportunity!
Why didn't spurious make the list?

My ego doesn't fit in one thread.

by the look of your avatar, it doesnt fit inside your head, either!

How very true.

the first game is this:
look at the picture posted above you, and grab onto the first idea that comes into your head as a result of the image depicted. then post it. and so on.
GO!
http://learcenter.org/RTS05/photos/images/DangerMouse.jpg
my first impression is he masturbates.

He's in a wheelchair, probably plays 'special basket ball', a groovy dude, he's being interviewed on a talk show.

there has been a request made to keep our nonsense confined to as small a space as possible. i have no problem with this. in fact, i see this as a grand opportunity!

i will be using this as my personal "ridiculousness depository" on sciforums, at the request of the management. i kindly ask the other two named posters to do the same.

the fairness we were shown by the management here is absolutely unnecessary, and i am glad that we have an even-handed set of rules here on this forum.

that being said, lets keep our humor in this thread, and make it the funniest fucking thing that anyone has ever seen.

so no more 'not quite trolling' excellent ;)

I thought this thread was for funny people?

Why didn't spurious make the list?

Because he's a grown up, and occasionally his verbal diarrhea contains a nougat of wisdom.

Because he's a grown up,

No reason to insult me.

No reason to insult me.

Or maybe it's because you're not as American as I am.

By the way, why invert's avatar? To confuse us? To mock Ron?

so no more 'not quite trolling' excellent ;)
uh...not quite.

but my ridiculous hijinks will be confined to this thread.

doesnt mean i wont be "not quite trolling"....as far as i can tell, its all ive ever done on this forum.

You can troll my ass any day devil!

Or maybe it's because you're not as American as I am.

By the way, why invert's avatar? To confuse us? To mock Ron?

Ron says it is his. I didn't know. I thought he looke like dennis hopper without the penis.

to be fair, we cant see the crotch.

but im sure he would say that it is gigantic, if you ask him.
i mean....he IS better than everyone around him, you know.

to be fair, we cant see the crotch.

but im sure he would say that it is gigantic, if you ask him.
i mean....he IS better than everyone around him, you know.

He is probably using his gigantic nutsacks to sit on.

no, thats me.

his is actually normal sized...but mine is enormous.

no, thats me.

his is actually normal sized...but mine in enormous.
haha

first spelling error!

http://*******************/pics/mj_hospital.jpg

My credentials btw:
http://*******************/pics/diploma.gif

haha

first spelling error!

http://*******************/pics/mj_hospital.jpg
im not sure what you mean...spelling error? :p

So why have Devil Inside and Monkey no nuts decided to steal Rons avatar etc.

What's the matter children, you can't match his intellect or merely ignore so resort to joining forces and bullying? Who next I wonder. You are behaving as if you two consider you are invincible? Are you? I'm trembling, look.....*tremble tremble*

I thought this thread was for funny people?

your appearance changed the rules

Because he's a grown up, and occasionally his verbal diarrhea contains a nougat of wisdom.

biologically maybe but certainly not mentally

So true ToR, so true.

the first game is this:
look at the picture posted above you, and grab onto the first idea that comes into your head as a result of the image depicted. then post it. and so on.
GO!
http://learcenter.org/RTS05/photos/images/DangerMouse.jpg
he is an anti war, democratic asshole, and yes he is leaning

Why are the trolls trying to derail this thread?

because i was told to :)

http://learcenter.org/RTS05/photos/images/DangerMouse.jpg


BITCH...I don't care your name is Ron mothafuckin' Harvey. You are going down on me Bitch...NOW. And NO FUCKING TEETHMARKS BITCH.

because i was told to :)

The not so funny trolls.

Why are the trolls trying to derail this thread?

its your job isn't it?

this is a ridiculousness thread.
now, be ridiculous, or get out.

Ronnie Tober .. Haarlem, NL
BWAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
the cultural mecca of holland.

this is a ridiculousness thread.
now, be ridiculous, or get out.
bogies!!!

my avatar was in black sabbath.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
the cultural mecca of holland.


ha ha...i knew he was world famous!

like you


ass kissed

Your avatar looks more like samcdkey, and I keep thinking it's her.

Your avatar looks more like samcdkey, and I keep thinking it's her.

Your creative thoughts are directly infringing the copyrights of the infringer.

Shame on you!

Your creative thoughts are directly infringing the copyrights of the infringer.

Shame on you!

one things for certain and that is that no one will ever accuse you of having a creative thought.

one things for certain and that is that no one will ever accuse you of having a creative thought.

how do I talk bollocks for example, well that just comes naturally, what can I say :o

No worries, no one will ever accuse you of being more than a pretty face.

No worries, no one will ever accuse you of being more than a pretty face.

thank you for the compliment :)

You had claimed my only quality was nice titties. Quite the admirer aren't you.

What a pity you do not have the intelligence to understand the 'nature' of that second comment you posted and have thus quoted out of context. But then your lack of intelligence was not something I ever doubted. Thus this response from you further reassures my assesment was correct, not that I require that after so many months of 'evidence'.

thank you for the compliment :)

You had claimed my only quality was nice titties. Quite the admirer aren't you.

What a pity you do not have the intelligence to understand the 'nature' of that second comment you posted and have thus quoted out of context. But then your lack of intelligence was not something I ever doubted. Thus this response from you further reassures my assesment was correct, not that I require that after so many months of 'evidence'.

Yes, I just love empty shells.

Yes, I just love empty shells.

Indeed, you love yourself, that much is obvious and has been said before.

Indeed, you love yourself, that much is obvious and has been said before.

yes, shame you just talk bollocks

how do I talk bollocks for example, well that just comes naturally, what can I say :o

yes, shame you just talk bollocks

:) oh and :), hey why not make it your tag, oh it won't fit aww pity

what's your wife doing this evening? I get the feeling you haven't been getting 'any' lately monkey, your nuts all dried up? awwwwwwww

:) oh and :), hey why not make it your tag, oh it won't fit aww pity

what's your wife doing this evening? I get the feeling you haven't been getting 'any' lately monkey, your nuts all dried up? awwwwwwww

Haha...look who is talking.

you married a gay!!!

Haha...look who is talking.

you married a gay!!!

Which one are you talking about and there is only ONE way you would know, and that is if you fucked him. Did you fuck one of my ex's?

Which one are you talking about and there is only ONE way you would know, and that is if you fucked him. Did you fuck one of my ex's? No wonder your wifes not keen. Did she find out?

I can't imagine a heterosexual would marry a ice-bitch like you.

And thanks for admitting he is gay.

I can't imagine a heterosexual would marry a ice-bitch like you.

And thanks for admitting he is gay.

So by your analysis, all my ex's were gay. Or are you assuming I have been married only once? You fucked them all perhaps. No wonder your wifes lost interest, did she find out?

So by your analysis, all my ex's were gay. Or are you assuming I have been married only once? You fucked them all perhaps. No wonder your wifes lost interest, did she find out?


Could your IQ of 155 not come up with a new insult?

Could your IQ of 155 not come up with a new insult?

sorry, did I insult you :)

I thought we were playing. I have to go now, I have a man to 'suck' I guess you aren't so lucky

(I'll try hook you up with a nice boy in Holland if you like? let me know)

Night :)

sorry, did I insult you :)

I thought we were playing. I have to go now, I have a man to 'suck' I guess you aren't so lucky

(I'll try hook you up with a nice boy in Holland if you like? let me know)

Night :)

Yeah, IQ of 155. Make sure you hook me up with someone in Holland.

How fucking dumb can you be?

Yeah, IQ of 155. Make sure you hook me up with someone in Holland.

How fucking dumb can you be?

I did tell you I had no interest in you, I was being honest. Thus I don't have a clue where you are, I never paid any attention to anything you said. You may commit to memory every little detail regarding me, paper your walls with my image but the interest is not reciprocated.

Night night now :)

I did tell you I had no interest in you, I was being honest. Thus I don't have a clue where you are, I never paid any attention to anything you said. You may commit to memory every little detail regarding me, paper your walls with my image but the interest is not reciprocated.

Night night now :)


What is this kind of bollocks again. You said you were away. And now you are back to talk to me?

What the fuck is this? Go suck your gay man's balls for fucks sake. Otherwise he will leave you too.

You may commit to memory every little detail regarding me

I did that. It goes like this:

you suck.

no arguing here unless it is stupid arguing.
take your real issues elsewhere.

I think your chin is too belgium.

Free Tibet!

I think your chin is too belgium.
well i think that your chin is too dutch, take that bitch!

gabba gabba hey!!!

gabba gabba hey!!!
bogies!!

what does that mean?
im not english.
is it like "boogers"?

End women's suffrage!

what does that mean?
im not english.
is it like "boogers"?

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/bogy

well, i knew that, sam.

he isnt using it in context, i guess.

I have a question, does anyone know why my thread about the avatar got locked...I don't care, but so I can avoid doing whatever got it locked again.

The man has a shirt that reads:

ASS
LAY

This gave me the impression that he likes anal.

Sorry if I interrupted your personal arguments.

I have a question, does anyone know why my thread about the avatar got locked...I don't care, but so I can avoid doing whatever got it locked again.
i seriously doubt it was your fault....sorry about your sandwich, btw.

All I ever do on this forum is troll. I don't think I've said anything I meant since 2004.

gabba gabba hey!!!

i hung out with joey ramone a few times.

Where is D'ster??

All I ever do on this forum is troll. I don't think I've said anything I meant since 2004.

You also fan of lord of frodo films...yes?

I have a question, does anyone know why my thread about the avatar got locked
I wondered this too, then theorised (ie indulged in paranoid fantasy):

1. The thread got a bit silly (unusual, this...) and deteriorated into a series of silly pictures.
2. The last post - mine - was a picture of some lamb chops.
3. James is a rabid vegetarian.
4. QED. Whatever that means.

Let's test my theory out and see if this thread gets locked too:

Before...
http://www.homestead.com/minilivestock/files/cute_white_baby_lamb.jpg


After
http://www.kiritate.com/lambchop.jpg



That should do it. Locking in 3... 2.... 1....

i hung out with joey ramone a few times.
You can't say something like this then leave the story hanging! You hung out with - not just met, but actually hung out with - Joey Ramone!????

When!??? Where!??? How come!??? What happened!????

Jesus Christ man, tell!!!

I wondered this too, then theorised (ie indulged in paranoid fantasy):

1. The thread got a bit silly (unusual, this...) and deteriorated into a series of silly pictures.
2. The last post - mine - was a picture of some lamb chops.
3. James is a rabid vegetarian.
4. QED. Whatever that means.

Let's test my theory out and see if this thread gets locked too:

Before...
http://www.homestead.com/minilivestock/files/cute_white_baby_lamb.jpg


After
http://www.kiritate.com/lambchop.jpg



That should do it. Locking in 3... 2.... 1....

Reminds me of a friend. When asked what a little lamb on a meadows reminds her off she said: dinner.

4. QED. Whatever that means.

It means quod erat demonstrandum. that is russian for 'i'm going to fuck you up if you do not obey me'.

My mother always tell me this. My mother never lie. Only to taxman. But taxman not real man. and priest. but priest not real man either. and policeman. but police is pigs.

Before...
http://www.tccourchevel.com/photos/policeman.jpg




After
http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content06/print-bacon-real.jpg

You can't say something like this then leave the story hanging! You hung out with - not just met, but actually hung out with - Joey Ramone!????

When!??? Where!??? How come!??? What happened!????

Jesus Christ man, tell!!!

dont get too excited, i was 14 and my friends brother worked at the Kat Club in N.Y.C, he would get us in and really it was he who know him.

i saw him at that club a few times and once he sat at a booth with a bunch of us he mostly talked to my friends brother and being 14 i didn't say too much. first record i owned was "rocket to russia" so at the time he was pretty much my idol.

also seen him a few times walking on the lower east side, he was a really nice guy and didn't seem to care about celebrity at all and allways dressed the same...jeans, leather jacket etc. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_mucus

A booger or bogie is better known as a rhinolith in medical terminology (from the Greek rhino meaning nose, and lithos meaning stone). Rhinoliths form when the mucus traps dust and other particles in the air. Mucus dries around the particle and hardens into a solid or semi-solid sticky object, resulting in the particle's eventual expulsion from the body. Since catching foreign particles is one of the main functions of nasal mucus, the presence of rhinoliths is a good indicator of a properly functioning nose (as opposed to a "runny nose", which can indicate illness).
Initially dubious and resentful of the idea of having all the ridiculosity in the known spooniverse confined to a single thread on an otherwise teeth-grindingly dull, little-known science site that's tucked away in a remote corner of the interweb, I have since experienced a Damascene conversion, and now think this thread is one of....

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/redarmy11/Humour/TheTop10BestIdeaEvers.jpg

I anticipate spending many happy hours herein!

P.S. Just for fun, why not make your own chart of your own picked Best Idea Evers...!!!

dont get too excited, i was 14 and my friends brother worked at the Kat Club in N.Y.C, he would get us in and really it was he who know him.

i saw him at that club a few times and once he sat at a booth with a bunch of us he mostly talked to my friends brother and being 14 i didn't say too much. first record i owned was "rocket to russia" so at the time he was pretty much my idol.

also seen him a few times walking on the lower east side, he was a really nice guy and didn't seem to care about celebrity at all and allways dressed the same...jeans, leather jacket etc. :)
What a fucking God he was. Sadly missed.

In my eyes you're Godlike by association. ;)

Ooh.

I'm now preparing a chart of 'Top 10 Best Disappearing Chart That I Don't Understand That Were There Before But Aren't There Now And Then Miracuously Re-Appear Below Me Making Me Look A Bit Psyiclical Complete With Mysterious Username Change... Evers!!!'...

Keep it scienterrific please. This is a science forums.


http://sciforums.*******************/2006/best-ideas-ever.png

Damn, I can't... my pencil's broke. :(

We'll have to make an exception for you. It's not something we easily do. It just happened a few thousand times before you.

consider yourself a lucky man! or woman! or mangina!

Why thankyou, monkeyman.

And, in return, I'll take our secret to the grave.. ;)

Well, thank you my dear dare friend.

How do you like my new avatar. Made it myself. I hold the copyright.

I wish old avatars stayed with old posts.

Well, thank you my dear dare friend.

How do you like my new avatar. Made it myself. I hold the copyright.
Well.. with one word, I'm about to negate every impossibly cool thing that I've ever thought, said, written and done but... LOL!

No, really. LOL!!!

Well.. with one word, I'm about to negate every impossibly cool thing that I've ever thought, said, written and done but... LOL!

No, really. LOL!!!

well dear sir made out of manbeef. I can only respond with:

gmta

huh? Guild My Tiny Ass?

Georgia Motor Trucking Association

http://house-of-hope.net/chat/netspeak.html

ttfn

Thanks my hopper, or may I call you Dennis?

Thanks my hopper, or may I call you Dennis?

I'm sorry. No.

You can call me Mr Hopper.

Bill "O" Rielly- Can't we hang this guy by his prick and burn him at the stake then send his ashed back to Ireland? Can't we castrate his fucker and feed his balls to the pigs. Can't we lock him up in a portable toilet and push him down a hill. Does anybody still listen to this self-indulgent prick? I mean he is the king of double standard, usually narcisist people are too busy to pay attention to details.

" if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it fall, does it really fall?" What kind of stupid fuckin adage is that. If a man with no relations or friends is kidnapped, is he really kidnapped?

the first game is this:
look at the picture posted above you, and grab onto the first idea that comes into your head as a result of the image depicted. then post it. and so on.
GO!
http://learcenter.org/RTS05/photos/images/DangerMouse.jpg

First thought--- art genius

Before...
http://www.tccourchevel.com/photos/policeman.jpg




After
http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content06/print-bacon-real.jpg


I don't like pigs.

We still were having a threesome here...

unlike here
http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=60340

Why oh why did he leave us? Did we not give in to every of his unreasonable demands?

my monitor is busted. ill be here to teach you all the ways of america a little bit later!

my monitor is busted.

watching pr0n again and got a little bit too excited?

the first game is this:
look at the picture posted above you, and grab onto the first idea that comes into your head as a result of the image depicted. then post it. and so on.
GO!
http://learcenter.org/RTS05/photos/images/DangerMouse.jpg

black hairdew guy sucked of by his wife, nothing left in his ....ehheem...thinny... for the rest of the month.

my monitor is FUCKED, and now i found out i have to wait until wednesday to get my new one.....:( my trolling wont be making a return until then.

sorry folks. i know i will be missed by everyone.

Die troll.

BTW... where is the CS?

my monitor is busted.....i cant get a new one until wednesday....dont ask how im reading and responding to this....its ridiculous.

How are you reading and responding to that? This is the ridiculosity thread, so you're in the right place.

my monitor is busted.....i cant get a new one until wednesday....dont ask how im reading and responding to this....its ridiculous.

I can't live without you for so long. I will go to Paris and find myself a nice can-can girl.

How are you reading and responding to that? This is the ridiculosity thread, so you're in the right place.
He's opened up the computer and felt the wires.

He's opened up the computer and felt the wires.

When that happens to me I usually just feel my bits.

It's wednesday. Where are you?

a few more hours, and i will be able to get a new monitor...


long story, but i had to exchange some of my american currency at the bank to get the cash for the new monitor....the bank is making me wait until today (i went monday) to make sure that the currency is real. ugh.....
my pc isnt unusable, its just very unpleasant to sit here reading between squiggly lines.

fucking european hardware!!!

He's opened up the computer and felt the wires.

i did, actually...but only after it was all broken.


something that i have no idea about is wrong...degausing didnt work, neither did opening the shell and fiddling with anything else. oh well.


i have crazy back lines bouncing all over the screen....imagine static on a television, if it decided to march in a straight line. instead of rioting.

fucking european hardware!!!

Actually the US does not produce monitors as far as I am aware of.

*shrug*
i wouldnt know. but, being american, i need someone to blame other than myself.

didnt you learn anything in your time there?

Yes. Black people are Americans.

And often more real and often more surreal.

my monitor is busted.....i cant get a new one until wednesday....dont ask how im reading and responding to this....its ridiculous.

My friend busted th LCD on his laptop... it was shattered except for the upper left hand corner... it was a bitch trying to get the laptop to switch to S-Video mode so we could use it on his TV.

a few more hours, and i will be able to get a new monitor...

I think you had your few hours now.

A little insect once crawled under my LCD monitor once, I could see its' little shadow as it was crawling around under the screen!

Then it died, the fucking stupid thing.

But I managed to get the monitor open and blow the insect body out.

According to my calculations it is thursday now in Belgium.

eat a dick. my bank lied to me, and it wont be ready (my money) until friday. ugh...fucking european banking system.

eat a dick. my bank lied to me, and it wont be ready (my money) until friday. ugh...fucking european banking system.

I don't know what your problem is exactly but in a normal bank they exchange your currency immediately. Even in Europe.

no, i was stupid, and took it to the nearest (local branch) office. they send their foreign currency to brussels before they will put it on your account.

the woman told me on monday that it would be all ready to go on wednesday....she meant that the money transport pick it up on wednesday. that means it wont be ready until friday.

i got her fired though, because she signed my receipt wrong. when i called to complain the first time yesterday, she hung up on me. so i investigated my reciept. thats when i noticed that she had signed into her station under a man's name.

im sure i dont have to explain how illegal that is. :p

anyhow, it wont be until tomorrow.
sucks, but thems the breaks.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/screenshot.jpg

this is what my screen looks like...except the lines dance at high speed.

anyhow, i cant look at this screen anymore.

barring anymore stupid belgian banking practices, ill talk to you tomorrow, klootzak.

good to hear you got someone fired. I think you cannot call yourself a man till you do so.

tot morgen zotte belg.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/screenshot.jpg
this is what my screen looks like...except the lines dance at high speed.
Perhaps it's just a snazzy screensaver.

yes...snazzy....

well, just checked my account, and the money is deposited. good stuff!

the soap opera of The Devil Inside is over.
im leaving to pick up my new monitor in an hour or so.
bout freakin time.

Well---------- thank----,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
-------------,.,.,.,.,.--------------------------
---------,.,.,.,.,.---------------god ---------------
-------------everything--------------------------
-----------,.,.,.,.,.--,.,.,.,.,.--------is back--------
-----------to normal ----------,.,.,.,.,.--------
-------------------------------------------------------

yeah...normal.

whatever that means.

my life is like one Chevy Chase skit after another, i swear.
http://www.nndb.com/people/499/000024427/Chevy4.jpg

Chevy chase is the best president the US ever had!

yeah, nobody would attack us, because of the laughter....

al quaeda no longer cares because he keeps falling over the furniture at world meetings.

if only.....


but then again, his foreign policy would probably make more sense than our current one.

CHEVY IN '08!!!!!

anyhow, im off to get my new monitor now.

wooo hoooo!!!!!!!


tot ziens, Meneer Flodder!

Buy something larger than 14"

the new monitor rocks my asshole inside out.

the new monitor rocks my asshole inside out.

I see you got a model with special functions.

yeah...it makes martinis as well!

I need one of those.. :(

the new monitor rocks my asshole inside out.
I cant wait till you break it.

The monitor or the asshole?

I hope he rips his monitor.

He got a new monitor but he is not here.

I assume he is going through his porn collection on his harddrive with his new monitor.

That could take a while. I'll check back in 2034.

im here, fucko.

i was watching "Dude, Where's My Car?" to celebrate the graphic badass-edness of my new monitor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude%2C_Where%27s_My_Car%3F

its not trash. it is a commentary on the first 20 years of my life.

Are we meant to care?

Are we meant to care?

Yes, but popular culture is overriding evolution.

What kind of moron ressurects old threads just to add a meaningless drivel?

You're saying what, that humans (all species?) are genetically predisposed to care about other members of their species (all species?), but that 'popular culture' is nullifying the effect? Sounds ludicrous to me.

What kind of moron ressurects old threads just to add a meaningless drivel?
A standard one.

You're saying what, that humans (all species?) are genetically predisposed to care about other members of their species (all species?), but that 'popular culture' is nullifying the effect? Sounds ludicrous to me.

No of course I'm not saying that you jackass....

Oh right. Forget I spoke then. I know it's early morning but do you fancy a pint?

Oh right. Forget I spoke then. I know it's early morning but do you fancy a pint?
Its way too early for beer. Besides, I already necked a bottle of vodka this morning.

You're saying what, that humans (all species?) are genetically predisposed to care about other members of their species (all species?), but that 'popular culture' is nullifying the effect? Sounds ludicrous to me.

because we are taught to ridicule truth to make our shallow lives more tolerable.

If you don't like modern civilisation why not swim out to sea and spend the rest of your days clinging to a rock, snatching desperately at any fish that come within reach? Sounds to me like you'd love that.

If you don't like modern civilisation why not swim out to sea and spend the rest of your days clinging to a rock, snatching desperately at any fish that come within reach? Sounds to me like you'd love that.

I already cling to the rock of science. I do not need two rocks in my life.

What about the rock in your head?