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  1. Killashandra Registered Senior Member

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    The psychopath divides the world into suckers, sinner, and himself.
    I think i am a psychopath .....lol

    are you???

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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I am the wind, the water, the air you breathe.....I am essential are you? What is invisible to the eye are the most important things in life.
     
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  5. Killashandra Registered Senior Member

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    Ummm yes i am essential to life ..but i dont understand how you can believe you are all these things.
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Anyone can believe anything they want, just as you believe your a psychopath , which as you don't think I'm all of those things I said , I don't think your a psychopath.
     
  8. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    The evangelist divides the world into suckers, sinners, and himself too.

    My cat thinks of me as food. He thinks that I am nice food, good company type food, but he is still waiting for me to have an accident and die so that he can eat me.

    He is smart enough to realize that there is no kind of flying feline takedown that's going to let his tiny feline self take out a great big primate, so he waits, and bides his time.

    I only laugh, because I know that the joke is on him. When I die it will probably be in a traffic accident, far from him. Then he will not be able to eat me, but instead will grow small and grey and sad, locked up in my house. I think that this is funny... he does not know, and so he sits and licks his fuzzy lips and contemplates my mortality, without a thought of his own.

    So who is the psychopath? I am not sure. Perhaps one day my cat will die, and I will eat him. I think that is what he would want.
     
  9. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    You'll wrinkle. YOU'LL WRINKLE! Aaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!
     
  10. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Not quite true mate.

    It would be more accurate to say;

    The psychopath divides the world into his subjective self and those mewling meat things that keep pissing him off by bleeding on the carpet.

    Sorry to be pedantic.
    Dee Cee
     
  11. Carnuth i dont Registered Senior Member

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    adjectives on the typewriter, he moves his words like a prizefighter, the frenzied pace of the mind inside the cell.

    The man on the street might just as well be ... Outside, outside the walls, out there you dont hear the echos and calls

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    so youll be an austrian nobleman, commissioning a symphony in c, which defies all earthly descriptions, commissioninga symphony in c

    that was random wasnt it? i like cake
     
  12. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Good post BBH

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    Its probably true too.
    I'm not sure if the cases of people dying and being eaten by their cats were because the cat was starving or if the cat really didn't think anything of it at all.
    Now I'm starting to think its their plan and reason for becoming domesticated

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    I just had a horrible thought, what if you became paralysed somehow at home? Imagine being eaten casually by your cat while you were conscious?
    If I ever make a movie that scene will definately be incorporated

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  13. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    But if I ate the cat people would cry, "You MONSTER! That poor defenseless kitty!"

    They would not listen if I told them that the cat died of natural causes.

    And if the cat ate me, people would say, "Gosh, I wonder how long that kitty was locked up in there?"

    After all, they know that CATS are not killers, but what about me? They do not trust me...

    I have more class than the cat. He would eat me raw, chewing on my face. I would make him into a delicious pie. This is only fitting; if the cat were still alive, he would want some. Perhaps it is a compliment to know that if you had a chance to come back and eat yourself as a pie, you would taste good.

    But people would hate me for eating the cat, and not the cat for eating me, even though the only difference between us is that I am a better cook.

    So again, who is the psychopath? Me, or everyone else? We all agree that it's not the cat...
     
  14. Yes Registered Senior Member

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    BigBlueHead, you are suffering from what is commonly known as catpsychosis ( or Crazy Cat Lady/Geezer Syndrome), all catowners get it eventually. Nobody knows why. Maybe the felines are practising some kind of hypnosis ( cat-nose-is? )...
     
  15. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Everyone and everything exists only in my mind. Why can't people understand that?

    Hehe.. find the fallacy in that.
     
  16. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    In that case, could you please imagine that I had an extra pair of arms? I always wanted an extra pair of arms.



    So Yes, am I imagining that the cat is not psychotic when it actually is? I have no problem with the cat's behaviour... no one else does either... he makes perfect sense to everyone.
     
  17. Yes Registered Senior Member

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    Seek help before it's too late, it could be too late already, but do it anyway, maybe some part of your former sanity can be rescued.
     
  18. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    You should go to the pet store and buy a cat, then this would all make sense to you.
     
  19. Yes Registered Senior Member

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    No, never. Never again. They will never control my life again.

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  20. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Meeeyoooooowwwww.
     
  21. certified psycho Beware of the Shockie Monkey Registered Senior Member

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    I am the fire that nobody knows about
     
  22. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    im the man that no one knows about who is pissing out the fire that no one knows about.
     
  23. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    This is the house that no one knows about
    That was built by the man that no one knows about
    Who is pissing in the fire that no one knows about.
     

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