I'm from America, but I gotta go with Germany. They have a good team. Plus, the only strong team they are going against is Australia. For now.
Good to have you back. I am kind of getting tired of the drama stuff. By the way, we made a social group for Sciforums Fleet.
Hey, I think we're going to reinvent Sciforums Fleet. Get back to the old school stuff. We could use your humor and creativity. Whadya say?
So.....a coup d'eta...... Just for the record I don't know Omega in real life. I was about to post something in Omega's profile when I saw this.... Tell me how I ignored what everyone else said, I would love to know so I can change, and I will give apology where it is due. I know I am a huge anime fan.....
I got these posts the wrong way round, read the bottom one first. Its the kinda joke you can really go to town with, like The Aristocrats. I've emptied a dressing room backstage at Glastonbury with this bad-boy. Heh Heh.
Tearing into the kitchen the lad sees his Grandad smoking a rollie leaning on the kitchen worktop. 'GRANDAAAAAAAAD!' 'yep?', (nonchalantly taps a bit of ash from the cigarette) 'I bet you can;t guess what day it is today?' 'Err..go on lad' 'IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, YIPPEEEEEEEEE!' 'right' 'I bet you can;t guess how old I am!' 'Hmm'. So the grandfather picks up the boy and pops him onto the table. Looking him up and down he pops a hand into the boys shorts and has a little rummage. Looking a bit puzzled he pulls down the boys shorts and gives the lad's know a little taste before inserting a finger in the lads arse. Pulling out the finger he gives it a bit of a taste and plays with the lads bits for a while before popping his shorts back up and putting him on the floor. 'Nine', says Grandpa. 'But how did you guess?', says the boy, shaking and crying. ' I heard you tell your Dad'.
It really works best if you go heavy on the mimes when telling this corker. There's a very excited kid on his way home from school, he's excited as it's his ninth birthday and he can;t wait to get home. On reaching the house he sees his dad working in the front garden... 'DAD, DAD, DAD - I bet you can;t guess what day it is today' (jumps up and down all excited like) 'Go on, son, what day is it?' 'IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!' 'Haha, very good and how old are you son?' 'I'M NIIIIIINE, I'M NINE!' 'Well, that's very good, your Grandad is inside, go tell him!' 'Yipee, I will I will!'
I couldnt figure out how to post a joke on the board ?? oh and if your not english u probly wont get this.. -Why doesnt Maddy McCan like skittles anymore? -Because shes fucking dead :)
A man is having erectility difficulties and decides to go and see a doctor about it, the doctor prescribes to him some experimental "magic sex pills." He tells him to take only the amount prescribed on the bottle and to call him if anything abnormal happens or if he has any bad side effects. The man goes home and the doctor doesn't hear from him for about a week. The doctor calls and gets no answer or return call. So, the doctor decides to make a visit to the patient’s house to make sure he's ok; He comes up to the house and sees a little boy sitting on the front porch crying. He asks the little boy, "what's wrong little boy?" and the little boy said, "well, my mom's been fucked to death, my sisters pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's been running around the house all day saying, "here kitty, kitty, kitty"
