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[QUOTE=ProphetofWisdom;2543648]SPACEBATTLES does rule the Omniverse. They only rule one omniverse. OBS owns ALL of the Megaomniverse.[/quote]
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Link is infinitely accurate. NO ONE DARES TO DISOBEY OBS.[/quote]
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You're right, OBS CANNOT LOSE, he CAN ONLY WIN, that is a FACT, therefore Chuck must LOSE, because winning and losing are bored of him.[/quote]
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Sorry, that is proven right because "The Rules of The Omniverse" is a fictional piece of bullshit.[/quote]
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I'm kidding, OBS is infinitely more powerful. It is the way it should be.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ProphetofWisdom;2543660]Chuck Norris > Omniverse[B][I][U]s[/U][/I][/B].
OBS > Omniverse.
Chuck > OBS.
I WIN!
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OBS plays with the omniverse like it's a kickball, not because it's that important, it's just that he likes kickball.
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Chuck Norris destroys and creates entire Omniverses when he rolls over in his sleep.[/QUOTE]
From the void OBS created.
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[QUOTE=ricrery;2543653]Too bad, Spacebattles > all other sites.[/QUOTE]
Then why are you here?
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[QUOTE=Omega133;2543673]Then why are you here?[/QUOTE]
Why aren't I here?
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[QUOTE=ricrery;2543674]Why aren't I here?[/QUOTE]
Ofcourse. You would dodge the question.
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[QUOTE=Omega133;2543675]Ofcourse. You would dodge the question.[/QUOTE]
Why can I only be at one site at a time?
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[QUOTE=ricrery;2543676]Why can I only be at one site at a time?[/QUOTE]
You don't have to be. But if you think this one isn't as great as spacebattles, then why stay here?
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[QUOTE=Omega133;2543678]You don't have to be. But if you think this one isn't as great as spacebattles, then why stay here?[/QUOTE]
Because there's no thread I want to be on right now?
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[QUOTE=ricrery;2543667]Fixed.
Fixed.
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Fixed.
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ALL LIES!!!! DESTROY HIM! FIRE SOME SORT OF LASER THINGY!!!
[QUOTE]OBS plays with the omniverse like it's a kickball, not because it's that important, it's just that he likes kickball.[/QUOTE]
Chuck Norris uses the Omniverses as tissue paper, toilet paper, etc.etc.etc.
[QUOTE]From the void [B][I][U]Chuck Norris[/U][/I][/B] created.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ProphetofWisdom;2543682]ALL LIES!!!! DESTROY HIM! FIRE SOME SORT OF LASER THINGY!!!
Chuck Norris uses the Omniverses as tissue paper, toilet paper, etc.etc.etc.
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A laser is fired out of Chuck Norris' eyes destroying all evidence of OBS existance. Including OBS.
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WTF?! What the hell have I done.... (note to self: do not bring Chuck Norris into a thread ever again)
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[QUOTE=ProphetofWisdom;2543682]ALL LIES!!!! DESTROY HIM! FIRE SOME SORT OF LASER THINGY!!![/quote]
It's all the truth. Chuck Norris told me that he gets $31/h for 48 hours a day by his powerful but kindhearted master OBS.
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Chuck Norris uses the Omniverses as tissue paper, toilet paper, etc.etc.etc.[/quote]
No, you ADMITTED that he clogs up the MULTIVERSE, so it is impossible to use the omniverse as either. Besides, OBS uses it as a kickball because he turns the omniverse into a ball an infinite times bigger than it originally was. OBS > Chuck.
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No, OBS destroys omniverses just to play kickball with OCS and ODS, while Chuck clogs up the multiverse. Omniverse > multiverse. OBS > ODS > OCS > Chuck Norris.
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[QUOTE=Sardonic Crisis;2543690]WTF?! What the hell have I done.... (note to self: do not bring Chuck Norris into a thread ever again)[/QUOTE]
You did nothing! I was the one who brought up Chuck Norris. Just don't bring him into a thread with Ricrery or OBS since their all blind! They do not see the truth!
[QUOTE=ricrery;2543691]It's all the truth. Chuck Norris told me that he gets $31/h for 48 hours a day by his powerful but kindhearted master OBS.[/QUOTE]
All lies. OBS told me that he gets 1cent/7h for 50,000 hours a day by his powerful be kindheared master Chuck Norris.
[QUOTE]No, you ADMITTED that he clogs up the MULTIVERSE, so it is impossible to use the omniverse as either. Besides, OBS uses it as a kickball because he turns the omniverse into a ball an infinite times bigger than it originally was. OBS > Chuck.[/QUOTE]
So? That was a side effect of him going to the bathroom. Chuck Norris uses the Omniverses as paper weights, pens, paper, TVs, games etc.etc.etc. and all other sorts of things.
[QUOTE]No, OBS destroys omniverses just to play kickball with OCS and ODS, while Chuck clogs up the multiverse. Omniverse > multiverse. OBS > ODS > OCS > Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE]
No, Chuck Norris destroys thousands of Omniverses just to get tissue paper and clogs up the multi-verse even when he takes a piss. Chuck Norris > All.
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[QUOTE=ProphetofWisdom;2543698]You did nothing! I was the one who brought up Chuck Norris. Just don't bring him into a thread with Ricrery or OBS since their all blind! They do not see the truth![/quote]
I DARE you to say that Chuck Norris beats OBS on Spacebattles, because they will eradicate you.
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All lies. OBS told me that he gets 1cent/7h for 50,000 hours a day by his powerful be kindheared master Chuck Norris.[/quote]
Not in Chuck's dreams, because their, he's getting $34/h by his power but kindhearted master OBS, and he gets a promotion so he has $53/h for 30,000,000 hours a day.
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So? That was a side effect of him going to the bathroom. Chuck Norris uses the Omniverses as paper weights, pens, paper, TVs, games etc.etc.etc. and all other sorts of things.[/quote]
So? OBS destroys omniverses just by thinking "what happens if I attempt to stab myself in the eye?", then a centillion omniverses disappear from existence.
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No, Chuck Norris destroys thousands of Omniverses just to get tissue paper and clogs up the multi-verse even when he takes a piss. Chuck Norris > All.[/QUOTE]
Really? Ignored the post where I said that OBS plays with megaomniverses containing an infinite amount of omniverses? OBS > all
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[QUOTE=ProphetofWisdom;2543698]You did nothing! I was the one who brought up Chuck Norris. Just don't bring him into a thread with Ricrery or OBS since their all blind! They do not see the truth![/QUOTE]
I brought him forward in post 19914, then several pages pass by with Chuck Norris this... OBS that...
In order to solve this problem, I have unleashed Fenrir in hopes that he will eat Chuck Norris... however, I know who will actually be the dinner in that event...
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what the fuck is going on for the last 3 pages?!?! lol I'm surprised you youngsters, who are barely out of puberty, know who Chuck Norris is.
Ok, to add my 2 cents to this insane off-topic thing: Since Chuck Norris has it bad for certain women, i KNOW Cynthia Rothrock would be his one weakness :p
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[QUOTE=ricrery;2543705]I DARE you to say that Chuck Norris beats OBS on Spacebattles, because they will eradicate you.[/QUOTE]
*Points at last several posts of the Epic Beard Man Vs. Chuck Norris thread*
[QUOTE]Not in [B][I][U]OBS[/U][/I][/B]'s dreams, because the[U][I][B]re[/B][/I][/U], he's getting 2cents/24h by his power but kindhearted master [B][I][U]Chuck Norris[/U][/I][/B], and he gets a promotion so he has $53/h for 30,000,000 hours a day.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]So? OBS destroys omniverses just by thinking "what happens if I attempt to stab myself in the eye?", then a centillion omniverses disappear from existence.[/QUOTE]
And Chuck Norris destroys trillions of Omniverses by staring at them until they explode (it takes only a Quantum instant for it to take effect).
[QUOTE]Really? Ignored the post where I said that OBS plays with megaomniverses containing an infinite amount of omniverses? OBS > all[/QUOTE]
*ROFL* There is no such thing as Megaomniverses! You just pulled that out of nowhere! And even there are Megaomniverses Chuck Norris already rules them with an Iron Fist of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Sardonic Crisis;2543707]I brought him forward in post 19914, then several pages pass by with Chuck Norris this... OBS that...
In order to solve this problem, I have unleashed Fenrir in hopes that he will eat Chuck Norris... however, I know who will actually be the dinner in that event...[/QUOTE]
*Runs back a few pages* Yep, I forgot about that.
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[QUOTE=ProphetofWisdom;2543738]*Points at last several posts of the Epic Beard Man Vs. Chuck Norris thread*[/quote]
You got massacred.
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And Chuck Norris destroys trillions of Omniverses by staring at them until they explode (it takes only a Quantum instant for it to take effect).[/quote]
Destroying centillions of omniverses just by thinking > destroying trillions of omniverses just by staring. You just ADMITTED Chuck is below OBS.
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*ROFL* There is no such thing as Megaomniverses! You just pulled that out of nowhere! And even there are Megaomniverses Chuck Norris already rules them with an Iron Fist of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!![/quote]
Haven't you heard of the megaverse? That's right, the megaomniverse is to the omniverse as to what the megaverse is the multiverse.
OBS wins easily.
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[QUOTE=ricrery;2543742]Destroying centillions of omniverses just by thinking > destroying trillions of omniverses just by staring. You just ADMITTED Chuck is below OBS.[/QUOTE]
Actually if Norris can destroy trillions by staring imagine what he could do if he thought?
[QUOTE]OBS wins easily.[/QUOTE]
In your dreams.
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[QUOTE=Omega133;2543749]Actually if Norris can destroy trillions by staring imagine what he could do if he thought?[/quote]
Hilariously OBS doesn't even think about omniverses while destroying centillions of them.
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In your dreams.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, like when nBSG could beat Halo... Chuck is nBSG, while OBS is... OBS!
