A Russian and an American are talking.
- When I'm in a good mood I drive a car painted a light color, says the American. When I'm busy or have a lot of troubles, I drive a darker colored car. When I go for vacation overseas, I pick a brightly colored car.
- Things are much easier in Russia, says the Russian. If you are in a good mood, they will give you a ride in yellow car with a blue stripe. If you feel bad, the car will be white and the stripe red. I was abroad only once, and there I drove a tank. :p
Blonde questions a Blonde!
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says to the other blonde, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."
Re: Re: Re: Driving Rules
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Microzoft [/i]
[B]It implies that women slow down to the point of stopping for any little curious happening, and extreme observation would be to stop the car do some bone stretching while observing the incident.[IMG]http://forum.metalstorm.ee/YaBBImages/smilies/sleep.gif[/IMG] [/B][/QUOTE]
Ooooooooo ok i get it now:o