I'm a Father Now!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Guess who arrived?!

    My son!

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    We named him Peason Dwight Guedes, after Lester Pearson. We was born on Satuday, March 4th, at 13:49pm, weighting 8.7 pounds and measuring 55 inches long. The labour took some 7 hours. We were rudely forced to wake up at 3:30am. The "pushing phase" actually lasted only 30 minutes.

    I managed to get some pretty graphic pictures, which I won't show here.
    I would like to show a picture of me cutting his cord in the opening cerimony, but I can see my wife naked in the background so I won't be posting that...

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    http://www.bytephoto.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=60132&password=&sort=1&cat=500&page=1


    PS: I will see if I embed that picture in the post, sometime this week.

    Yaba Daba!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    May the transition to the new life be smooth.
    May the new family find happiness.
     
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  5. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    congrates truthseeker to you and lili
     
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  7. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    May this kid not grow up to be a stupid, ignorant, materialistic piece of scum.

    Congratulation

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  8. nameless Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome to your new 20 year job.
    Congrats!
    You'll never be 'higher in heaven' nor ever 'lower in hell' than during this time.
    You'll 'raise' each other, but, for me, they raised me more than I them! Whew!!!
    It was even worth sticking it to that cow in the first place! 5 boys. The best part there is that she left them with me and left. I think that the women plan that 3:30am stuff cause they are just naturally evil.... like goats! You should have heard her after I asked if she could keep it in for another few hours! Ohhhh noooooooo!!!! *__-
     
  9. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    this is the truth if i ever heard it
     
  10. cato less hate, more science Registered Senior Member

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    raise'em atheist, please =].

    well, its probably best to raise him agnostic. brainwashing from either side is bad.
     
  11. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Well, it is more like the rest of my life...!

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    He's the new boss of the family...

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    I will raise him agnotic.

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  12. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Huumm... the most graphic picture was actually taken by my syster-in-law. It is the picture of my baby coming out, when only his head was outside!

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    Anyways... I should go to bed now. I should take advantage that today my wife is still in the hospital with my son, so I won't be woken up in the middle of the night. Well, it's not like yesterday night I woke up, even tough he was right next to me.

    Still... it's only 5 hours of sleep.......
     
  13. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    there is nothing in this world like your child patting you on the cheek and saying da da for the first time. its one of those things that stay with you
     
  14. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Do you have a license for this sort of thing?

    Congratulations dude! Give him lots of books, and a sibling!
     
  15. Mosheh Thezion Registered Senior Member

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    CONGRADULATIONS.... be sure to teach him, early on...

    its a simple fact... all modern geniuses.. who excel in school are such, because their parents took the time to teach them how to read and how to do math early on.

    dont expect the schools to teach them...

    you teach them... and they will have a great advantage... your help.

    -MT
     
  16. Azael Registered Senior Member

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    Your newborn son puts me to shame

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  17. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    delighted for you, he's a lovely baby

    HEY Peason...
     
  18. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    i agree, i mean: 55 inches!!!, most of us would be luckly to be even 1/4 of that

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  19. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    I think I'll just go "YAY!" xD

    Good to know someone's feeling happy when they deserve it ^_^
     
  20. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Peason?

    Have you ever thought about how the other children will tease and bully him with that name.

    Pee son....

    Pee Son!

    tsk tsk
     
  21. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    congratulations,


    but if i may be honest im not feeling the name, that much, but aslong as he likes it when he grows up thats all that matters,


    peace.
     
  22. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Well, of course.

    I'm also thinking of putting him in a Waldorf school. Me and my wife really don't like the public system...

    I'm also already talking with him in Portuguese...
     
  23. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Ha.... maybe it is 55 centimeters? I'm used with centimeters, so it's hard for me to have a concept of how big 55 inches is.

    But he's indeed a pretty big baby for his age....
     

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