Batman to fight Osama Bin Laden, BAM!!! BIFF!!! DOUBLE KERPOW!! HOLY TERROISTS!!!!!!!

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Last Updated: Wednesday, 15 February 2006, 17:51 GMT


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Comic book hero takes on al-Qaeda



The Batman film franchise was revived after eight years in 2005

The latest Batman adventure will see the Caped Crusader take on al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden.

Comic book artist Frank Miller is midway through writing Holy Terror, Batman, which sees Batman defending Gotham City from a terrorist attack.

"It is, not to put too fine a point on it, a piece of propaganda," said Miller at a US comic book convention.

The veteran writer called it "a reminder to people who seem to have forgotten who we're up against".

He said the story was "an explosion from my gut reaction of what is happening now".

Honourable tradition

Batman has typically faced off fictional villains including Catwoman, the Penguin and the Riddler, but this is the first time he will have confronted a real-life threat.

However, Miller - who revived Batman's popularity some 20 years ago with The Dark Knight Returns - said using cominc book heroes for propaganda was an honourable tradition.

"Superman punched out Hitler. So did Captain America. That's one of the things they're there for," Miller said.


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Not since Superman was unleashed on hitler, have we saw America release its Superheroes on our criminals, will bin laden play himself, will False Face dick cheney have a part, or the Riddler Donald Rumsfield or indeed the Joker, George Bush.

Is America saying through its comics, that they have given up on Bush finding bin laden, and now its all in the hands of Batman.

Will muslims be upset about this latest cartoon superhero threat to islam, will they burn Batman stickers in protest.




These are very pointed issues for Batman, as his religous beliefs will be revealed to the world.

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Will this all end up with batman in a wall of flames, after failing to foil a nuclear attack on the whitehouse.

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Will batman report to Commissioner Gordon, Or directly to President Bush, will bush have his own batphone.

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Cast update

Tony Blair, has been pencilled in to play Alfred, batmans upperclass british butler.

 

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I wonder how much it cost the white house?

In case you british guys do not know, the White House has been paying news comentators and other people to plant false stories or to twist stories the way the white house wants.

Pretty soon, we ought to see the Rolling Stones or Madonna singing about how everyone needs to go get muslims.

They already used Madonna as PR for Israel once. Rememeber how she was pushing Kabala for them awhile back? I bet those Kabala guys are multimillionaires selling stuff to Madonna clones.

Maybe I should invest in "anti terrorist" toys and clothing. Once the Madonna and Stones songs come out, I will be rich.

 

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What on earth are you ranting about, i have yet to read a coherent post from you.

As george Bush unleashes the Bat Signal into the night sky of Washington, the world prays Batman can save us all, as we continue to fight this war on terror, as he throws his batarang at the bin ladens & Happehs of this world.

Will Superman too, join us on this War On Terror, or Captain America, we can only pray they will.

 

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Cool. When can I buy this issue to read to my kids as a bedtime story?

 

As we speak Batman has been seen by CNN climbing up the bat ropes, too the oval office, catwoman (Condoleezza Rice) is purring & oiling her knickers for Batmans entrance.

 

Wrong, he was featured in tons of propaganda posters alongside Superman durring WWII fighting the Nazis and Japan. Check out http://www.superdickery.com/

 

Do they have remedial english classes in Britain?

 

Im in Thailand, trying too convert buddhists to Judaism, you want to join me Happeh, do you want to play apart in your jewish world domination theories.


Holy Jewish Hater, Holy rants, Holy, all world leaders are Jewish puppets.
Holy Bullshit.....


Batman is now in conference in the Whitehouse, he is also wearing his bullet proof bat underwear, just incase DICK cheney takes him for a real bat, and shoots him with his shotgun, although DICK usually only carries a AK47 in the Whitehouse.

 

oooh, like batmean really rocks!

 

OOOOH....

BIFF!!!

 

riddle
what do you call batman and robin after they have been run over with a steam roller?

 

And Muhammad Ali is PR for al-Qaeda. Gimme a break.

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Don't mess with me Zephyr. I make people look the fools they are.


The head of a religious sect that hosted Madonna's visit to Israel was under arrest on suspicion of promising to cure a woman's cancer in return for more than $A70,000.

Shaul Youdkevitch, the director of the Kabbalah Centre in Tel Aviv, was remanded for questioning on Monday and Israeli police said they also planned to interview his wife and a former director.

http://www.rickross.com/reference/kabbalah/kabbalah108.html

The thread that ties Madonna to her celebrity friends is a scrap of yarn, scratchy to the touch, frayed at either end and knotted seven times.
Madonna is one of many celebrities singing Kabbalah's praises.


The $26 Red String bracelet — said to deflect "envious stares and looks of ill will" — is perhaps the most visible symbol of Kabbalah, the spiritual movement rooted in Jewish mysticism that's weaving through Hollywood in a way not seen since Scientology attracted converts and controversy a decade ago.


This is so easy it is like kicking poodles or the mentally retarded.

 

Madonna's Kabbalah - All the cool kids are doing it

http://www.madsophist.com/madonnaskabbalah.htm

Is Madonna's "Kabbalah Water" from Canada?

Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are deeply involved in a controversial group called the "Kabbalah Centre," which some people say is a "cult."

http://www.cultnews.com/archives/000106.html

Kabbalah No Fad, G W Bush should Take It Up: Madonna

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/12852004.htm

Madonna and the Kabbalah

http://www.biogs.com/madonna/madonnakabbalah.html


There. That should be enough to show anyone with an 80 IQ that you have no clue at all about current world politics or world events.

 

Riddle me this?

Thats not easy,
Flatman & Ribbon

Looks like the jokes on you riddler.

 

Holy Jewish Hater, Holy rants, Holy, all world leaders are Jewish puppets.
Holy Bullshit.....

Yes happeh has been busy, he has called james everthing but a child molestor, either james has not read his posts yet, or he is very thick skinned, i guess we will find out tommorow, when Oz wakes up, then happeh might take some real punches off james.

JAMES POSSIBLE REPLY TO HAPPEH TOMMOROW

DOUBLE BIFF!!!!!


TRIPLE POW!!!!!!


SOCK!!!!!


HAPPEH, HELP ME BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!


ZOWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


HOLY CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And the Beatles went into Bhuddism. No doubt there are gurus who've done shady things to. I guess this proves that the East is infiltrating the world?

It's not what you're researching, Happeh. It's what you're not researching. If you really want to, there's enough evidence on the Internet to convince you that Indians are taking over the world. That Mexicans are taking over the world. That Eskimoes are taking over the world. That the Illuminati are taking over the world.

It doesn't make it true.

...especially not all at once, that seems highly unlikely

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Dont forget The Church of Scientology, which has already claimed the lives of Tom Cruise and John travalta


http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache...scientology&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=2&ie=UTF-8


From 'Tom Cruise:Unauthorized' by Wensley Clarkson;

"When Tom was a fourteen year old he seriously considered becoming a priest. In later years it became clear that he desperately needed a church to attach himself to as a kind of security blanket after all the lonely years of his childhood. That seems to be how he became involved in the highly controversial Church of Scientology.

Tom--along with a handful of other Hollywood stars--has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on training courses inside the church, invented by an eccentric one-time sexual swinger. He often spends days at the church's basecamp in the middle of the Californian desert.

For years, Tom would not admit he was a Scientologist . . . Some Hollywood observers believe that Tom's association with the Scientologists has helped him maintain his highly focused work ethics and greatly assisted him in dealing with stardom. Others find it more difficult to accept. The fact the members of the church apparently believe in inter-galactic travel, reincarnation and the possibility of a more fulfilled existence through mind control probably isn't a big deal. Who in California doesn't? Yet some reports have suggested that members of the church can end up deprived of their free will.

Tom Cruise
Actor

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Wensley Clarkson Commentary

"When I began making inquiries into the dealings of the church and Tom's links with it, a flurry of legal threats were made to me personally as well as to a number of associates who have helped me with my research into Tom's association with the Scientologists. At one stage, the church traced my home address and unlisted phone number. There was an overriding impression given by the tone of the letters that I should not continue my inquiries under any circumstances."



The Church of Scientology seems to be the dark horse in the world domination stakes, but the first step to world domination, is our hollywood stars, they have many scalps already.

It sounds like a cult to me.
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Allow me to demonstrate how a thinking scientist responds to a post.

Zephyr - Please list the following.


How many Eskimoes own Major American Media Corporations?

How many Eskimoes star in American Movies?

How many Eskimoes star in American TV?

How many Eskimoes have won an Academy award for acting, TV, or movies?

How many Eskimo Congressmen are their?

What is the name of the largest Eskimo lobby group, and how much do they contribute per year.

Name the military actions that the Eskimo's have ordered George Bush to engage in.

Please show me on the map where the independent "Country of the Eskimoes is.

Name the number of Eskimoes that George Bush has sent to the World Bank.

Name the number of Eskimoes that George Bush has sent to the UN.

Name the number of UN vetoes that the USA has placed on behalf of Eskimoes.

Detail how much aid, and what type of aid per year the USA gives the Eskimoes.

List the number of Nuclear bombs the Eskimoes possess.

List the number of Apache helicopters the USA has given the Eskimoes

List the number of F 16's the USA has given to the Eskimoes.

List the number of bombs the USA has given to the Eskimoes.


Please answer the same questions for the Illuminati, the Mexicans and the Indians.


Retard!

 

Vincent - Yes happeh has been busy, he has called james everthing but a child molestor, either james has not read his posts yet, or he is very thick skinned, i guess we will find out tommorow, when Oz wakes up, then happeh might take some real punches off james.

James is a woman whom I soundly trounced. He ran away and will no longer talk to me.

He might show up and tell me I am delusional or one of those other friendly phrases of his.

He will, of course, lock all threads revealing the activities of Israel.