Masturbation is for wankers

this is a slap at him, you know, sarcasm?
maybe he has a penis for a nose, or maybe a brain?
of course he's illogical and downright offensive in somethings
so lets let him know how much we enjoy wanking
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Men really do love penis.

-Professor Penis, January 12, 2006, 5:05 AM

 

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I am deeply offended by Professor Penis' assertions.
They are simply ungodly, I and will not entertain... oh. OH! Professor! How you've gone and grown up so soon! You're a real woman now!

 

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thats what guys do when they get together
they break out the meter sticks

 

I believe the Professor's measurements are accurate to within a few millimeters.

 

I am the only resident, mayor, and councilman of Dorksville. Feel free to drop in any time. Our one-man parades are a sight to turn away from!

 

hey, i'm supposed to be the master debater around here.

 

I am an usurper of masculine energies.

 

my debate is bigger than your debate

 

Personally of the two devastating dangers to my health, i would prefer excessive sex than masturbation, but if I can't get one i'll have to settle for the other.

 

masturbation make me stupid.

 

no comment

 

Rocky Huwy Slide Show! YEAH!

 

It`s a town in China.

 

Yah know, that shit right there almost made me spit out my tea

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This is a christian anti-masturbation propaganda video

"Jesus cries when you touch yourself"
http://www.collegedowntime.com/media/files/whatthehell.wmv

 

Wow, that was some pretty intense shit. That was borderline kiddy porn, DAMN evangelicals :bugeye:

 

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Damn ... that sticky toffee pudding is starting to look like Uma Thurman!!

 

Oh right, that. Never done it.

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who are you trying to kid?