Masturbation is for wankers

I know... straight to the Cesspool, but I say, wanking is good for you.

 

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It improves dexterity and releases some kind of chemical that calms the nerves.

Remember kids, wank before those big exams!

 

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In the mornings, it's a good waker-upper if you don't have enough time to take a cold shower before rushing to catch the Bus.

 

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I heard that 95% of men Wank and the other 5% are either armless or are liars.

 

I used to Fuck twice a day and jerk off another three. So whats the big deal?

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I agree, if you're the type that can't help yourself from taking peeks at the young ladies sitting around you

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Artofwar- How's your vision man?

 

Well, hell, ....I used to fuck ten times a day, get five great blowjobs a day and wank off only while waiting for a girl/women/whore to show up so I could fuck or get a blowjob!

Anyone want to top that?

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Baron Max

 

morning erections are the best, nice and firm like a peice of steel.
two or three times before i even get out of bed.

question
why do dogs lick their genitals?
answer
because they can ! !

 

all of happehs evidence goes down the tubes

 

so . . . your armless??

 

I spank it even when it's soft.

 

thats what i call dedicated.

 

Baron Max:

Is this before, or after, you wrestled that 1.8m crocodile?

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Sometimes when I chomp into a sticky toffee pudding or tuck into a wholenut milk chocolate, I can swear its better than wanking!

Do I need help?

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he can wrestle and screw at the same time
thats what he likes to do, wrestle those gators to the ground in a sexual frenzy.

 

yes you need help
i suggest you see a shrink immediately
before any further damage takes place

 

What's wanking?

 

Can we all please leave that OTHER thread to die please?

If we starve the troll he might leave. Either that or we could vote for banning him?
He really is offensive to the logical mind, not to mention obsessed with the penis.

 

'to wank', British verb 'to masturbate'.

Makes you lethargic.

Q: What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

A: You can't beat a wank!

 

careful huwy starting ban threads will get you banned.