Holiddles

He gets no respect.

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no man. he hangs mistletoe on his beltbuckle and hangs out around midgets.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA

 

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I think he's just decaying these days.

 

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riddle :
what does bill clinton do to his turkey before he stuffs it?
he puts a little beret on top of it
-jay leno

 

Oh.

 

die?

 

here it is.

 

Why can't you hang a man with a wooden leg?

 

i am waiting in eager anticipation. i can only imagine what the answer is.

 

My guess: Wooden legs don't make good nooses.

 

Yes.

 

i don't get it.

 

Think of it like this Leo: Why can you hang a man with a rope?

Ropes make great nooses (they tie and bend quite easily). Well, can you tie and bend a wooden leg? (I'm sure it's possible lol, but you must know what we mean).

 

ah yes lmao i see i see

 

riddle:
whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

 

Hey, that's not fair! You've edited the post before I've seen it! Now I don't know what it is about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

Leopold, does this have anything to do with carrots?

 

Explain:
A gunshot corpse with 53 bicycles scattered about it.

[edit] added more words to help water.

 

A corpse of a person who was killed by a gunshot, and who owned 53 bicycles.

 

One is male and the other is female.