Why Americans like Panda ?

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  1. Saint Valued Senior Member

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    Why such hot topic in recent press about the panda Tai Shan?
    Why do americans like panda?
    What is special with panda to attract your attention?
    Is it because Tai Shan was born in US's Zoo?
    After 2 years, he will leave you, r u going to CRY for him?
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I think pandas are disgusting animals. They are bears trying to look cute, but they are just mean bears. People are so superficial.

    They should all hunt them down and turn them into fur coats.

    There is no place in this world anymore for pandas.

    goodbye mr panda.
     
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  5. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    ...LOL! Spurious, part of the problem with pandas is that they're exactly NOT what ye're saying ...they aren't "mean" bears. They're overly passive, totally UN-aggressive pussies, and anything, anywhere, any time, will and can take undue advantage of them!

    They're also such picky eaters that they'll eat ONLY the tenderest shoots of bamboo, and, if I recall correctly, only one type of bamboo strain.

    I think the reason most Americans like them is that they look so much like the "teddy bears" that most children know and love as little kids. Of course, that was in the days where little kids were raised properly .....now-a-days, kids have dolls and wussy-pussies to play with to teach them all to be passive, wussies and liberal pussies!!

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    So why Americans like pandas these days is sorta' beyond me???

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  7. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    They taste like chicken!
     
  8. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Liberals are pussies, huh? I guess that's why:

    Representative Jack Murtha (D-PA) - distinguished 37-year career in the U.S. Marine Corps, Bronze Star and two Purple Hearts, retired from the Marine Corps Reserve as a colonel in 1990.

    Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle - 1st Lt., U.S. Air Force SAC 1969-72

    Lt., U.S. Navy 1966-70; Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat V, and three awards of the Purple Heart for his service in combat

    Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA) - U.S. Army, 1951-1953.

    Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA) - Lt., U.S. Navy, 1962-67; Naval Reserve, 1968-74.

    Former President Jimmy Carter, most recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, seven years in the Navy. "Except for his fellow service-academy graduate Dwight Eisenhower, no President of the twentieth century spent more years in uniform than Carter." (New Yorker Magazine)

    Former Vice President Walter Mondale, U.S. Army 1951-1953

    Randi Rhodes: enlisted in the United States Air Force in 1977 and excelled as a mechanic, reaching the rank of sergeant. She left the Air Force in 1981.

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    AND:

    House Majority Leader Tom Delay - avoided the draft, did not serve

    Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist - did not serve.

    Rick Santorum, R-PA, third ranking Republican in the Senate - did not serve.

    Former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott - avoided the draft, did not serve.

    GW Bush - decided that a six-year Nat'l Guard commitment really means four years. Still says that he's "been to war." Huh?

    VP Cheney - several deferments, the last by marriage (in his own words, "had other priorities than military service")

    Att'y Gen. John Ashcroft - did not serve; received seven deferment to teach business ed at SW Missouri State

    Jeb Bush, Florida Governor - did not serve.

    Karl Rove - avoided the draft, did not serve, too busy being a Republican.

    Former Speaker Newt Gingrich - avoided the draft, did not serve

    Former President Ronald Reagan - due to poor eyesight, served in a noncombat role making movies for the Army in southern California during WWII. He later seems to have confused his role as an actor playing a tail gunner with the real thing.

    Paul Wolfowitz, did not serve

    Richard Perle, did not serve

    Douglas Feith, Undersecretary of Defense for Policy - did not serve.

    Bill O'Reilly, did not serve

    Rush Limbaugh, did not serve

    Sean Hannity, did not serve

    Radio Host Phil Hendrie, did not serve.
     
  9. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    I don't understand your list????? Anyone can be a wussie-pussy or anyone can change into a wussie-pussy ....if the world's greatest Marine decides to become a pussy, he can do so.

    However, your list is sorta' non-sensical in light of that, ain't it? Or are you saying that a wussy-pussy, whimpy liberal is born, not made or changed?

    Baron Max
     
  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I'm saying that there is no truth to your statement that liberals are somehow cowards, while conservatives are brave. It doesn't take bravery to send others to war, but it does to go yourself.
     
  11. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Where did I make that statement?

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  12. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    Above. Implicitly. If you did not intend that obvious interpretationto be derived from your post then you need to learn to write more clearly and unambiguously. There are people on this forum who understand English. Try to join their ranks.
     
  13. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    pussy=coward

    look it up.
     
  14. 0scar J'aime La Moutarde Registered Senior Member

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    panda arnt bears, they are self-loathing un-bears trying to look like cute/gnar gnar mean bears. thats why americans like panda, we empathise with panda because we too dont know if we fit into nature so we hate our selves and cant decide to be cute or gnar gnar mean!
     
  15. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Show me, please! Show me the sentence where there was anything said OR implied about "bravery" or "cowardice".

    You might have made that interpretation yourself by hearing/reading others say something similar, but if you've interpreted my posts that way, then it's YOUR interpretation that's at fault, not my English grammar.

    However, to be sure ......please show me!

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  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    No, they are actually mean bears. If you don't believe me go in the cage with them.
     
  17. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    pussy=vagina
     
  18. 0scar J'aime La Moutarde Registered Senior Member

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    They are not bears!
     
  19. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    right here
    .....now-a-days, kids have dolls and wussy-pussies to play with to teach them all to be passive, wussies and liberal pussies!!
     
  20. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Alzheimer's kicking in already, Baron? Typical chickenhawk, when confronted with the facts they stonewall and play dumb. Panda are vegetarians! They don't need to be aggressive.
     
  21. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    He isn't playing.
     
  22. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    giant panda:

    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Class: Mammalia
    Order: Carnivora
    Family: Ursidae
    Genus: Ailuropoda
    Milne-Edwards, 1870
    Species: A. melanoleuca



    * Family Ursidae
    o Subfamily Ailuropodinae
    + Giant Panda, Ailuropoda melanoleuca
    + Dwarf Panda, Ailuropoda minor (extinct)
    o Subfamily Tremarctinae
    + Spectacled Bear, Tremarctos ornatus
    + Florida Cave Bear, Tremarctos floridanus (extinct)
    + Giant Short-Faced Bear, Arctodus simus (extinct)
    + Short-Faced Bear, Arctodus pristinus (extinct)
    + Brazilian Short-Faced Bear, Arctotherium brasilense (extinct)
    + Argentine Short-Faced Bear, Arctotherium latidens (extinct)
    o Subfamily Ursinae
    + Brown Bear, Ursus arctos
    # Subspecies Syrian (Brown) Bear (Ursus arctos syriacus)
    # Subspecies Grizzly Bear, (Ursus arctos horribilis)
    # Subspecies Kodiak Bear, (Ursus arctos middendorffi)
    + American Black Bear, Ursus americanus
    + Polar Bear, Ursus maritimus
    + Asiatic black bear, Ursus thibetanus
    # Ursus thibetanus formosanus
    # Ursus thibetanus gedrosianus
    # Urus thibetanus japonica
    # Ursus thibetanus laniger
    # Ursus thibetanus mupinensis
    # Ursus thibetanus thibetanus
    # Ursus thibetanus ussuricu
    + Auvergne Bear, Ursus minimus (extinct)
    + Etruscan Bear, Ursus etruscus (extinct)
    + European Cave Bear, Ursus spelaeus (extinct)
    + Atlas Bear, Ursus crowtheri (extinct)
    + Sloth Bear, Melursus (Ursus) ursinus
    # Subspecies Sri Lankan sloth bear (Melursus (Ursus) ursinus inornatus)
    # Subspecies Indian sloth bear (Melursus (Ursus) ursinus ursinus)
    + Sun Bear, Helarctos malayanus
    # Subspecies Boreno sun bear (Helarctos (Ursus) malayanus euryspilus)

    courtesy of wikipedia

    sidenote:
     
  23. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Where does it say anything about cowards or bravery?????? A passive, wussie, liberal pussy CAN be brave ...there's nothing in that statement that says otherwise! Bravery or cowardic has little to do with those "labels".

    You, however, are making an assumption based on YOUR OWN ideas!

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