Race War?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by J.B, Nov 30, 2005.

  1. J.B Banned Banned

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    Alot of people talk about the world having a "race war", if today the world was to have a "race war" who do you think might win and why?
     
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  3. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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    elves:keen eyesight,noble spirit,shiny shiny hair.
     
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  5. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    People always lose in a war. A few people will make some money out of it. A lot of it. These people couldn't care less about 'race' of course.

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    Brilliant reply.
     
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  7. J.B Banned Banned

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    Just elves? Or would they have to join forces with the Umpalumpas and Lollypop kids?
     
  8. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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    dont be stupid what would an elf want with an oompaloompa?they are small,useless and most of all very annoying.,couldnt comment on lollypop kids i dont know much about them,do they have any magical powers or are they simply children with an attachment to candy?
     
  9. DarkThorn Registered Senior Member

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    A race war. I remember having a few of those back in high school. It was cross country and there was always somebody who tried to push you down an embankment or trip you up. Sometimes the battles were mental. I did lose a few times but i also won. If this was to happen again, i think due to my current health i would not make it past the first mile. Infact i might even throw myself into a river just to save the others the bother.
     
  10. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    The entire world is involved in numerous "race wars" as we speak and breathe! What'dya mean "if"?

    Baron Max
     
  11. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    hey that was supposed to be my reply
     
  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    The aliens will come to get you and probe you for 38 hours until you are quite sore.
     
  13. J.B Banned Banned

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    Rather then be in a race with others, you want to commit suicide?
     
  14. J.B Banned Banned

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    I don't think it is a war, yet.

    One of the races in the race has not fought back, yet.
     
  15. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Hey, that's a great idea, we should have races instead of bombing each other. I'll go for the Kenyans in a distance race, but the dwarves will win over short distances, they're natural sprinters.
     
  16. J.B Banned Banned

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    Are you saying that one group of people is some how superiour to another?
     
  17. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe, you want to make it interesting? I'll bet $200 on a dwarf in the 100 yard dash, you can pick any amateur runner you want.
     
  18. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    spidergoat is going to cheat by strapping ramjets to their backs.
    i'll wager on the snails.
     
  19. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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    hahahaha.,is this you trying to be subtle?!?!

    dwarves have a tendancy to trip on their beards.im sticking with elves for any kind of contest,except maybe a heterosexuality one.
     
  20. valich Registered Senior Member

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    The human race.
     
  21. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Tie between white people and asians. Why? NOT because any one race is better than another, but because they're the ones with the most nukes: Russia, China, United States, Britain, and France.
     
  22. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    china is considered to be asian
     
  23. valich Registered Senior Member

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    The U.S. has far more nukes than any other country.

    East Asia is China, Japan, Korea, and Mongolia.

    Southeast Asia is Brunei, Cambodia, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, Singapore, Thailand, the Philippines, and Vietnam.

    West Asia is Afghanistan, India, and Pakistan.

    The Middle East is Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen.

    Anyways, the following are countries with nuclear weapons: the United States, Russia, England, France, China, India, Pakistan, North Korea.

    The later two are considered to be the biggest threats because of their political, social, and economic instabilities. Likewise, Iran is considered a potential problem because it is thought to now be in the process of developing nuclear weapons.
     

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