1001 Things to do Before You Die...

330.Shake hands with a mad, starving, psychotic grizzly bear.
331.Change pants.

 

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334. learn how to Heli-Arc weld

335. Invent a device to create a cure for cancer.

 

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336.bring an endangered species to the brink of extention only to swoop in and rescue them at the last moment
337.cut off my sister's head
338.pull off the substitute gym teacher's wig
339.get the asst. principal arrested for child molestation
340.clone yourselfe
341.take over the world
342.invent a new holiday, name it after yourselfe
343.commit arson
344.tell them how i feel
345.get a new breed of dog recognized by the AKC
346.blow up the earth
347.fly
348.hack into the white house's computers
349.discover a new planet
350.unleash a computer virus upon the world
351.become a famous artist
352.write a book
353.die only to come back as a zombie with a hunger for brains
354.convince the world that it is the epocolipse
355.open paris hilton's skull to find it (like al cappone's vault) empty
356.become a serial killer
357.buy a porshe
358.get out of here

 

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thats got to be the best idea on this list

 

359. Eat some magic mushrooms and watch fireworks. In the snow.

 

360. Fight the law and win.

 

361. Destroy the suburb.

 

362. Keep up appearances.

 

363. eat everything until you explode.
364. see new colors.
365. fall into a black hole.
366. overstimulate.
367. write a song stealing your favorite chords and sequences from everywhere. have an orgasm every time you hear it.

 

368. Kill anyone who thinks its 'funny' to take magic mushrooms-especially in the snow!

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369. re-invent the cube.

 

370. Try my luck at the cube.

 

371. Be a guest star on The Simpsons.

 

372. Get real.

 

(you are not real?) If not, I feel for you.

 

So you are actively participating in my delusion? From this, nothing good can come.

 

What's your secret?

 

It's a secret. Evidently.

 

373. Find out what Water's secret is.

 

374. Punch a horse to death, once and for all showing my dominance over equinia and ending my terrible fear of hoofed beasts.

 

375. Have Roman meet the devil and realizing that his fear of hoofed beasts can come to no end.