Choose your own death.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by taylan007, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. taylan007 Madman Registered Senior Member

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    If God left you with the choice of how you wanted to die what would be your choice and more importantly why????

    Secondly whats the one way you would not want to die???

    Because ive always wanted to fly I would choose to drop from an aeroplane.

    (No im not thinking of suicide before anyone asks, and kids dont try any of the following at home)
     
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  3. inuyaSHA0004 all shalt bow before me! Registered Senior Member

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    well i would drink poison...it is fast almost painless...and gets the job done
    (if godtold you to would it be suicide?)
    inuyasha out
     
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  5. taylan007 Madman Registered Senior Member

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    He gave you the choice and you chose suicide.

    (Yes its still suicide incase you didnt get the hint)
     
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  7. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    It's not suicide if you're told you HAVE to die: your only choice in the matter would be how it would happen.
     
  8. Lucidfox RPG Nut Registered Senior Member

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    I would choose natural causes lol

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  9. taylan007 Madman Registered Senior Member

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    Well everyone HAS to die, its just we dont have a choice. In this situation your given the choice.

    But you've hit a good point in my question which could be understood in the way i didnt intend it to, I've changed it, whats your answer???
     
  10. Azzy42 Registered Senior Member

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    I would want to die from old age. Natural causes could imply heart attack......
     
  11. After everyone else and why d'you think?

    Being shagged to death by Hugh Heffner on our wedding night.

    ... Think that covers all the bases really. Ta for asking.
     
  12. SoyArtista Registered Member

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    I would want something quick and painless, and if I could become famous in the process, even better.
    I would never ever want to drown or be suffocated.
     
  13. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Ripped apart by a wild animal, maybe a killer whale or pack of Hyenas.
     
  14. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    i would say BS im not killing myself, you have to fight me and kill me,


    then take standard lohan chuan stance and fight god.


    peace
     
  15. antony Registered Senior Member

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    I suspect that sitting on top of an A-bomb when it went off could be quite spectacular

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  16. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    a huge gush of water just taking me with the whirl and the whoop

    what i'd fear is....being buried alive
     
  17. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    Id like to die...

    Spectacularly rescuing a load of innocent civilians,from some monsterous terrorist activity, just as i get shot to pieces by the last fuck, i manage to put 1 single bullet through the fuckers head, then die.Id be one hell of a hero

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    Id fear dieing of burns most of all, like in a burning building or something...:m:
     
  18. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    In my sleep of very old age but otherwise perfect health.

    I would not like to die of anything that is distressing or painful.

    Cheers God.
     
  19. KennyJC Registered Senior Member

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    To be instantly vapourized at a random point in life. Wouldn't it be cool if everyone died this way - Not knowing when you are suddenly going to disappear, and the comedy of seeing it happen to others

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  20. fess Registered Senior Member

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    Eating junk food until I explode.
     
  21. Shifty Russian International Man of Mystery Registered Senior Member

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    chased off a cliff by a bunch of naked women wearing crash helmets.

    (i believe that's from Monty Pythons Meaning of Life)

    - Shifty Russian
     
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  22. yura Registered Senior Member

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    flooded, hit by an asteroid, frozen, reheated, pressurized, depressurized, repressurized, ran over, shot, then launched into the sun, being kicked by a robot, and missles on my tail. the works. basically, the asteroid, or something, big, painless, and fiery to get me, followed by overkill on the chunks. don't want to be cheap.

    chemical warfare would suck
     
  23. allisone417 i'll be in my room Registered Senior Member

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    I suspect falling into a black hole would be a good choice for me, particularly because I want to know where it goes...

    But then again, there's the theory that you'd actually be in mind-blowing pain for all eternity (from your perspective), when drawn and quartered (well, kinda) by gravity and time slows down in the meanwhile. But wouldn't it be cool if an outside observer thought that was happening to you, but actually, you'd been sucked into the singularity aldready and emerged, unfucked and intact, from a white hole at the opposite side of the universe, or in another universe, or inside something...i dont know. But i'd want to be endowed by this universe's God with new senses and dimensional perceptions and the sense not to believe in him.

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    Don't give me one of those "quick and painless" deaths. I do that everynight when I go to sleep.

    If i have to go, I want to see new colors, feel things ive never felt before, go out big, trying to compensate for everything I didnt get to experience in this short existance. maybe jumping off the cliffs here, it's really beautiful. And the void of the ocean and the sky when you cant tell where the horizon is, or how far down...I expect that'd be quite the experience.

    I dont think I could take drowning, thought.
     

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