what TV shows would god watch?

wich Television shows/movies wold god enjoy watching,

 

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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, duh.

 

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Old reruns of "Gunsmoke".

Baron Max

 

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i think he would like simpsons/southpark/family guy, for there religious bashing humour,

EmptyForceofChi max

 

What ever show you are watching, god is watching. ...and let me tell you, god LOVES the porns!

 

Since "god" is supposedly omnipresent, then god would obviously watch all of them simultaneously.

 

Perhaps He is old fashioned and prefers reading ;-)

 

Great point! God knows all, therefore Gods knows all the t.v. shows. Since he knows all of them already, he has no need to watch (or rewatch) any of them.

 

can someone pray to him to release not yet aired episodes of family guy on bittorrent?

 

Since God is "omnipresent" and all knowing, he already saw this yet-to-be-aired episode. If you are praying that God does not "release" it, I'd suggest you hurry to a church and pray to God and also consult with the priest.

 

OK-- the Christian god is a little bit too easy for this one--- how about making it interesting by using different gods

Zuess--- watches a lot of NFL football
Loki--- watches Monty Python
Vishnu--- is a huge fan of Bob Vila

 

Faulty Towers. Certainly not the Sunday morning mass unless it had some great music...you know to kind of remind of Him of who He is!

 

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You're all so wrong it's positively blasphemous !

Obviously He only watches The 700 Club, so he can find out from Pat Robertson who's been naughty and nice...

I'll pray that Pat intercedes on all your undoubteldly otherwise damned behalfs
(behalves...?)

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Of course the ONLY programme god would enjoy would be THE MAHABHARAT.

 

buddha would watch ready steady cook.

 

Nah. Buddha would probably watch the NTSC test pattern all night, and derive meaning from it

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god being omnipresent...would seperate himself from the physical tech. of the "now" therefore yhe would not watch ne thing...a good show is anything ANIME

 

My question to you, Oh domesticated one...
Have you actually experienced that dark, forboding long ago when there were hours in a day when this pattern was all that the sacred screen displayed ?

When there were hours in a day when nothing was on TV ?
[ of course, one could call a great deal of what currently emanates from it - regardless of the hour - "nothing" as well...]

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Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

The Only show God would've liked to watch was Charlie's "ANGELS"!

 

Ahhh yes. The memories..... Test pattern TV with it's awe inspiring mosaic arrangement of colors......accompanied by an enthralling single note-minimalist soundtrack (goes something like "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE")

Yes. When I was a kid/teen, certain channels would sign off after a period of time. It was alot like listening to a radio station sign off.... the announcer says something like "WE now conclude our broadcast day.... we operate at a frequency of blah blah blah...."

other channels used to play the star spangled banner (I'm in the USA) first, then cut to it.

As for myself, I think the longest I've made it watching test pattern TV had to have been either the times where I fell asleep and woke up to it, or (when I got older) shortly after the acid had long ago peaked and I was trying to force my incredibly dilated eyes shut.