Tell me about something unbelievable thats REALLY happened to you, or youve done thats true but no one will believe you. I once had a fly buzzing around in my room, i decided to try to catch it after about 15mins i realised he was just too fast. I decided to do like the kun-fu masters so i put my self into a state of meditation with an empty mind and out of nowhere my hand flicked out and the buzzing sound was gone, as I started to open my hand to my amazement the fly just flew out. Believe it or not its true.
I've had a lot of amazing things happen, so I'll pull the one I wish I'd been in Las Vegas for, because I should have bet money on it. I was watching the NHRA eliminations one weekend and picked the winners of every heat from every class right through the whole drag race. Superbikes, Prostocks, Funny Cars, and Top Fuels, right down the line. I even picked it out when someone was going to jump early and get the red light. I totally tripped myself out.
When I was 5 years old I was staying with my grandparents one weekend and was riding around on my "Big Wheel" it's a tricycle like thing made of plastic with a large front wheel and smaller rear. Hand brake too. That's important. Well my grandparents had a house built into a hill. The type that appears as a ranch style home from the front but has a walkout basement in back. Well they had this super long drive way that when you got to the end you made a right turn to go into the garage. But if one were to go stright there were about 15 railroad ties [one story] that acted as the retaining wall from the backyard to the driveway. Well as one could guess by now, I was rip roaring down the driveway and when the plastic wheels opted out of turning on the sealed blacktop and the pull of the handbrake only netted me out in terminal velocity. I hit this top tie buckling the front end flying forward over the handlebars head-down one whole story. Thing is I put a death grip into that lil big wheel and brought it along for the ride. And good thing I did cause my ass landed perfectly seated in that lil f'er. Rear wheels popped out faster than the capped ends of a firecraker. Done. Not a scratch. Remember it like it was yesterday. cheers -b-
When I owned a Take Away in London, somebody tricked me and walked out with 2 bags of food without paying, so I went after him in my car and found him 2 blocks away. I got out of the car leaving it running in the middle of the road, doors open and lights blazing. I walked up to the guy, pulled out a replica pistol and stuck it in his face and asked for my money, which I think was about 5.50 (this was 1979). The guy started shitting bricks and handed me his whole wallet.. I took out 6 pounds and gave him his change and then went back to my shop.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! The whole thing was surreal, like something out of a movie. The weirdest thing was the guy walking on the other side of the road who went by without giving us a blind bit of notice. What I never realised at the time was that if the police had seen me I could have ended up in prison.
I was in Guatemala during the revolutionary war periods of the 80's, sleeping outside next to a bus inside a military compound with my arms folded behind my head. About 3:30 in the morning I was abruptly woken up by two soldiers who thought I was an insurgent guerilla. One stuck the barrel of his M-16 in my gut, the other had the barrel of his M-16 pointed on my nose, directly between my eyes, as I instinctively started to jump up. I was only waiting for the bus.
I'VE BEEN KING KONG! Well not really but it's a nice little story, I walked into the bathroom one day to find a bath full of clear water (My partner notorious for laying there for hours reading) Anyhoo laying flat on the surface and in some distress was a "Daddy long legs" (Can't remember its real name but it's a kind of dragon fly) I had a fit of compassion and scooped it into my palm but there it was stuck flat to my skin and soaking wet. What to do? Then I remembered King Kong and Fay Wray and proceeded to blow on the fucker in an attempt to dry it off. Having little success I summoned the spouse to fetch a cocktail stick to prise the legs free. having removed one leg and still blowiing like an asthmatic mid fuck, I started on the next leg only to see said fly using the previous leg to assist me with the second! I ran to the living room and held the bugger in the heat when all of a sudden it flew from me. an hour later a daddy long legs flew to within 3 inches of my face, hovered for 2 seconds and flew away again. I choose to believe it was the same one with a quick thank you Cool or what? This is a great planet!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Either that or he came back just to make sure he wasn't hallucinating. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! We used to live with 6 cats. It was my job to feed them. One day I went out with the huge can of cat food and they were all swarming around my ankles meowing their heads off. I said something like "All right, nobody gets fed until you're all in unison. All together now, ah-1, 2, 3..." At this point all six cats let out one meow, all in unison. It was kind of trippy, but I could never get them to do it again.
ive saved 5 people from a burning building, me and my training partner/best friend beat down over 7 people bare handed when they tried jumping us, i burned down my school and took over £1500 cash fromt he office inside, i scaled the walls of the school like a ninja opperating purely alone, defused the alarms got intot he office tookt he money poured petrol everywhere burnt it down watched it burn from a nearby rooftop in my ninjitsu uniform, then a week later accidently admitted to doing it while stoned, and then went to jail for 1 year when i was 15. ive had real battles with huge crews with swords shields, clubs, axes hammers bats tasers and stun guns, ive been in shootouts on a number of occasions, i make my own porn with my wife and its really good but we never show it to anyone ever, i train with real shaolin monks, and i have hit them over the head with solid wooden 2 by 4's and the stick breaks not the monk, ive witnessed some really amazing feats of strenth through Qigong with the monks, i have seen one throw a smallish type needle through thick glass from over 5 feet away, ive seen a monk break a spear on his neck pressing the blade into his throat and the but end intot he floor pressing so hard the spear breaks, not even breaking the monks skin, a monk has sucked a bowl into his stomach without using his hands, and asked me to remove to bowl and it didnt budge and im a big guy, then he took it off and he has huge red marks on his stomach but nohing was pushing or pullin so couldent figure out how the marks got there, assumed it must be advabced Qigong, i really am the human form of buddha and have achieved higher level, but i refused to be sent onto the next plain of existance using my birth given ability of crossing through intot he other plain, and controlling its cause and effect rule, i am the chosen one, im serious peace.
no the plan was to eat tea and crumpets then have a nice long chat, nah seriously maybe not soley kill, but dissable,injure, out of action, maim you know hurt peace
Well, I have some friends who don armor and go at it with swords, axes, shields, clubs and stuff, but they do it for fun. The tasers and stun guns through me off. I thought maybe where you are, you use those for 'magic' in your reinactments. But clearly you are a British thug and would never be caught doing something that geeky.
hey! im certainly not a thug, maybe i have done thugish things, but im not a barbaric ruthless caveman type thug, i do live by a code and i do respect everything unless that thing gives me reason not to respect it, and i try to do good, and the people i have hurt in the past, i assure you they were all bad people and deserved all of it, bad bad people, and that thing with armour and swords for fun, i would like to do that whats the sport/activity called im always interested in things like this, weapon training/sparring i also like paintballing thats fun simulation, peace.
i actually find it easy to catch flys/bbes/wasps with my hands, i always catch them and set them free before anyone else splatters them and kills the innocent little creatures, flys arent fast my hands are alot faster, but yeah what you did there with relaxing and the mind state, you shoud learn Taiji. peace
I saw this video clip once of some hog farmer in the deep south. He fills a trough full of food and calls the hogs and they all come running; he shouts, 'Grace' and they all stop in their tracks and are just standing around the trough. The farmer says a little prayer, finishes with 'Amen' and the hogs all dig in. Absolutely hilarious!
pigs can eat a whole human corpse apart from the teeth, good tip if your burrying anyone on the down low, low key peace,
I already knew that... saw it in a movie where Ben Kingsley played the role of an absolute nutter of a gangster, he was seriously good in it fucking frighteningly so!
