Yeah, that's a problem, they talk too much. /nods/ Still, most of ...all of my friends are females. Why? Because they are playful and like to have fun! While males generally worry too much about stuff and their grand plans.
That's not the sort of sportsmen I was referring to, anyway. Larger people can be healthy too, though.
Xev suggests kidnapping the woman you wish to seduce, keep her chained in the basement and completely dependent on you. Rape her lots. If you're lucky, the Stockholm Syndrome will make her find you interesting.
LOL-- I think this question is kinda funny because in a way, it suggests there is some sort of 'power move' that opens the gateway to nookie with any woman. the question suggests that women are not individuals. Welp-- to be honest, I think it would be more entertaining to humor the actual question as opposed to guiding you in the right direction, so here goes: OK- first off, you have to realize that that you will never have total success, but it is possible to use a 'carpet bombing' approach where you have higher chances of scoring. Basicly, it just a matter of thowing whatever pride you have in yourself out the window, finding the "better than 50% probability" move and trying on every woman you ever meet. That being said, please choose on of the following pick up lines: http://www.linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html
On an unrelated offtopic note I really like your nickname, om, it cheers up my mind that someone else knows and likes La Planète sauvage animation film.
No, I ain't a woman, but.... If ye're sole purpose is sexual seduction, then I'd suggest that you simply ask her nicely. If she says 'no', then you've save a helluva lot of trouble and possible heartache. If she says 'yes', you've saved a lot of money AND you've accomplished your goal. And all because you simply asked her. Baron Max
