What is God going to tell GW Bush next?

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  1. KennyJC Registered Senior Member

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    God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next?
     
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  3. Light Registered Senior Member

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    Actually, it was the CIA who suggested it - not God.
     
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  5. Satyr Banned Banned

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    I suspect it’ll be:
    You shall inherit the Earth!
     
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  7. crazy151drinker Registered Senior Member

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    He did?? Wow. And here I thought Georgies popularity was plummeting! With God behind him he can never lose!
     
  8. Light Registered Senior Member

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    ???
     
  9. Bells Staff Member

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    Maybe God will finally teach him how to pronounce the word 'nuclear'....
     
  10. Light Registered Senior Member

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    Does he have problems with the word? The only president I remember that had that trouble was Jimmy Carter.
     
  11. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I think God's next message has to do with flossing.
     
  12. may_wentee Registered Senior Member

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    It would be nice if God told him to resign.

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  13. GeniusNProgress Registered Member

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    I thought the Magna Carta was made to tell God to stop talking to Political leaders. ;-)
     
  14. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Nothing. god doesn't exist.
    Bush is just having hallucinations, induced by genocidal spasms and former drug abuse.
     
  15. te jen Registered Senior Member

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    When people start getting arrested in the White House (starting with Rove and Libby), and the indictments start flying, then God is going to tell George to do whatever he has to in order to stay in power and serve his Lord. Then we'd better watch the fuck out.
     
  16. Mystech Adult Supervision Required Registered Senior Member

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    That's right,the CIA came to the president and sayd "Hey we need to invade Iraq" because that's exactly how it happens.

    What happend is the president went to the CIA and say - gimmy everything you got on Iraq - and pressured and bullied and had Tennant drudging up every discredited and laughable peice of intel that they had sitting around to compile it all into a report which then didn't even really get looked at or discussed for much time at all before we just went off to war without a care - it was all a sham.
     
  17. gort Registered Senior Member

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    It would have been nice if God had also told him about 9/11 and the extent of Katrinas devastation.
     
  18. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    With God on Our Side - Bob Dylan

    Oh my name it is nothin'
    My age it means less
    The country I come from
    Is called the Midwest
    I's taught and brought up there
    The laws to abide
    And that land that I live in
    Has God on its side.

    Oh the history books tell it
    They tell it so well
    The cavalries charged
    The Indians fell
    The cavalries charged
    The Indians died
    Oh the country was young
    With God on its side.

    Oh the Spanish-American
    War had its day
    And the Civil War too
    Was soon laid away
    And the names of the heroes
    I's made to memorize
    With guns in their hands
    And God on their side.

    Oh the First World War, boys
    It closed out its fate
    The reason for fighting
    I never got straight
    But I learned to accept it
    Accept it with pride
    For you don't count the dead
    When God's on your side.

    When the Second World War
    Came to an end
    We forgave the Germans
    And we were friends
    Though they murdered six million
    In the ovens they fried
    The Germans now too
    Have God on their side.

    I've learned to hate Russians
    All through my whole life
    If another war starts
    It's them we must fight
    To hate them and fear them
    To run and to hide
    And accept it all bravely
    With God on my side.

    But now we got weapons
    Of the chemical dust
    If fire them we're forced to
    Then fire them we must
    One push of the button
    And a shot the world wide
    And you never ask questions
    When God's on your side.

    In a many dark hour
    I've been thinkin' about this
    That Jesus Christ
    Was betrayed by a kiss
    But I can't think for you
    You'll have to decide
    Whether Judas Iscariot
    Had God on his side.

    So now as I'm leavin'
    I'm weary as Hell
    The confusion I'm feelin'
    Ain't no tongue can tell
    The words fill my head
    And fall to the floor
    If God's on our side
    He'll stop the next war.


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  19. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    George! It's Thursday, take the rubbish out!
     
  20. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I never realized before just how lonely and desperate God is.

    Up here in the Canadian north, last election we voted in a government mired deep in admitted scandal because most of us did not want the other party led by a guy who believed the Earth was only 5000 years old. We prefer corruption I guess, but I'll take it compared to having politics and religion running the country.
     
  21. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    If we are lucky, God will sing him a final lulaby...

    'Suicide is Painless'

    Through early morning fog I see
    visions of the things to be
    the pains that are withheld for me
    I realize and I can see...
    [REFRAIN]:
    that suicide is painless
    It brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.
    I try to find a way to make
    all our little joys relate
    without that ever-present hate
    but now I know that it's too late, and...
    [REFRAIN]
    The game of life is hard to play
    I'm gonna lose it anyway
    The losing card I'll someday lay
    so this is all I have to say.
    [REFRAIN]
    The only way to win is cheat
    And lay it down before I'm beat
    and to another give my seat
    for that's the only painless feat.
    [REFRAIN]
    The sword of time will pierce our skins
    It doesn't hurt when it begins
    But as it works its way on in
    The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
    [REFRAIN]
    A brave man once requested me
    to answer questions that are key
    is it to be or not to be
    and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
    [REFRAIN]
    'Cause suicide is painless
    it brings on many changes
    and I can take or leave it if I please.
    ...and you can do the same thing if you please.
     
  22. Redline Registered Senior Member

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    god is such a nice guy.. he's so quiet

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  23. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I was just wondering if the body count in Iraq should be added to God's already incredibly long ledger because of his conversation with Dubyah? God just keeps coming up with new ways to kill, amazing!
     

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