The mechanics of sex

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  1. My Sexy Blue Feet Out sunbaking, leave a msg... Registered Senior Member

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    Okay, me and my roommates are in the midst of a debate, so i need your help. One of them made a joke to another roommate that he better be careful his girlfriend doesn't get pregnant from the sperm on his sheets (they're not sleeping together yet).
    I reckoned it was impossible for that to happen. But my roommate reckons even if your not sleeping together, if two people were mucking around, and you get real unlucky, or he shoots and then proceeds to give you a hand job, that you can fall pregnant from that. Her reasoning is that she's heard of it happening. I reckon it's a load of croc. Although it would make for an imaculate conception........
    Neway, your thoughts?
     
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  3. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Dip thy hands in a bucket of sperm and sprinkle her hole one foot away.
    She'll get pregnant.
    Let her sit on the wet spot.
    She'll get pregnant.

    It only takes one egg and one live sperm for pregancy- it doesn't matter how it got there.

    (Sperm has a considerable lifetime outside of the body)-

    Source
     
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  5. Naomi [oxiglycodextrosium] Registered Senior Member

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    I wonder how many women have gotten pregnant from men ejaculating into a swimming pool.

    Nyeh, I suppose the chlorination might stop it.
     
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  7. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    that's why it's in there

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    . that and other reasons.

    I gotta wonder, if 750 million sperm are going in, and there's spermacide along their route, are there any survivors? common thought suggests there should be at least a few, maybe even alot depending.
     
  8. Indubitably, there are. Weather or not they make it terribly far afterwards though remains touch and go. Hence why spermicidal creams and so forth aren't considered 100% trustworthy.

    Oddly, the vagina itself is actually a spermicidal enough environment perfectly naturally. Body temperature coupled with a slightly acidic PH lining means the odds for your average portion of baby batter aren't terribly good to begin with. Natures way of, and do pardon the inexcusable pun here, overcoming the problem is to use most sperm purely as cannon fodder, lining the walls of the vagina and dying in the process whilst at the same time creating a more sperm friendly PH passage for the lucky couple of dozen million or so...

    Anyway, even with the application of an addition artificial spermicide, the process remains the exact same. Most are sacrificed to provide a survivable passage for the rest

    As to Sexy Blue Feets Question, however sperm is introduced internally, shall we say, it remains reasonably viable.

    Getting preggers from intimate contact with something dried to a bed sheet, one would usually say perfectly impossible. But then again there's Cool Skill.

    Figure the odds...
     
  9. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    if it lasts 7 days and your gf is on the pill but is about to start the sugar pills is that an issue????
     
  10. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I don't see any "mechanics of sex" here. I thought you were going to talk about some interesting positions.... :m:

    What a disappointment....

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  11. That all rather depends on what that question actually means....
     
  12. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Wait, isn't there an exact copy of this thread on the CAD forums? Are you registered there as well?
     
  13. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    my GF is on the pill (you know THE pill)

    if sperm can last 7 days in the body then will she get pregnant if we have sex the day before she starts taking the sugar pills???
     
  14. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    SUGAR pills!?!!? LOL!

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  15. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Uh. Yeah. Sugar pills.
    Only so many pills out of the bunch are real. The rest are sugar pills.
    They've found that it's easier for the flighty girls to remember to take their pills if they take one every day even if they have to take sugar pills rather than only take them during the part of their cycle where the pills are needed.

    Anyway, I'm kinda surprised by all this talk of sperm longevity. I was taught in school that there was only a very narrow range of ph in which sperm could survive. And they last only seconds outside of that narrow range.

    I suppose my teacher didn't take into account the inner portions of the 'splooge'. The sperm on the outside die, but the ones on the inside survive for longer periods of time.

    But, what about when she rubs it all over her face, huh? Bet the little fuckers don't live long then, do they?
     
  16. Ah, suger pills... With it now. Oh, and by the by, indeed. That facial thing is the only way of being really, really sure... Absolutely!
     
  17. devils_reject Registered Senior Member

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    Damn I actually was aroused by the introduction...what happens next?
     
  18. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I know! It's such a disappointment!
     
  19. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    no one answered the question, they just argued about the pills
     
  20. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    I thought it was settled. Just have her rub it all over her face. Or her tits. Whichever is sexiest at the time...


    Anyway.
    I'd say you're cool. The pills are supposed to last the whole month even if most are sugar pills.
    Stick it to her.
    You probably oughta cum on her face anyway though. Just for good luck.
    Get it in her hair too.
     

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