A Chemical Analysis of Women as Hazardous Materials Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Symbol: Wo (short for Woooow!) Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to vary from 40-200Kg. Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties: 1. It is covered and uncovered, different place to place. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. Chemical Properties: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Common Uses: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. Tests: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
Women- the most hormonally sensitive creation on Planet Earth. Treat like dirt - obtain best results, every time. Jaybee.
one of the most rude cheapest reply on sci-forums history. All beings are created in the image and likeness of God. They are ultimately divine and deserve our love and respect. how could you treat a woman like dirt which is one of God's best creations,? It would be better if you keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Good, good, just keep your creationist bollox to yourself. Sometimes this doesn't feel like sciforums at all... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
She was talking about equality in her own way. replace God with Nature, still her post convey the same thing. Its valid.
your right, this really hasnt felt much like the old sci. i haevnt seen a good debate in 2 weeks. then again i have been trying to avoid luring myself into a has hasnt has hasnt argument with max, i simply dont have the spare time with exams in 3 weeks
Women : They dont choose their mates based on values , principles, ethics or morals. All their mate should have is money, then it rarely matters how the money was made and why her romeo is poor. Women are keeping men with crap genes going on in human specie.
We go by the ratio of penile radius to circumference and how willing that penis is to serfdom or castration.