Woman analysis

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by stacy, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. stacy Registered Senior Member

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    A Chemical Analysis of Women as Hazardous Materials

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    Symbol: Wo (short for Woooow!)

    Discoverer: Adam

    Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to vary from 40-200Kg.

    Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

    Physical Properties:
    1. It is covered and uncovered, different place to place.
    2. Boils at nothing; freezes without reason.
    3. Melts if given treatment.
    4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
    5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
    6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

    Chemical Properties:
    1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
    2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
    3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
    4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
    5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

    Common Uses:
    1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
    2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
    3. Very effective cleaning agent.

    Tests:
    1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
    2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

    Hazards:
    1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
    2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
     
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  3. DarkEyedBeauty Pirate. Registered Senior Member

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    While an avid feminist...this is actually pretty funny.

    I'd like to see the guy's version.
     
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  5. Lord_Phoenix New World Order Registered Senior Member

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    this is amazing
     
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  7. riku_124 High School Smoker Registered Senior Member

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    LMAO that is kick ass i liek the part abotu alcahol and when ti melts....
     
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    an astute observation
     
  9. 420Joey SF's Incontestable Pimp Valued Senior Member

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    Hillarious. Esspecially the physical attributes lmao @ Common Ore.
     
  10. Victor E Registered Senior Member

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    haha, lol, funny.
     
  11. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    who gave you permission to post that pic of my gal??

    take it down slag.

    :bugeye:
     
  12. Anomalous Banned Banned

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    Women :

    Has great affenity towards rich men.
     
  13. Jaybee from his cast Banned Banned

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    Women- the most hormonally sensitive creation on Planet Earth. Treat like dirt - obtain best results, every time.

    Jaybee.
     
  14. stacy Registered Senior Member

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    one of the most rude cheapest reply on sci-forums history. All beings are created in the image and likeness of God. They are ultimately divine and deserve our love and respect. how could you treat a woman like dirt which is one of God's best creations,? It would be better if you keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
     
  15. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Good, good, just keep your creationist bollox to yourself.
    Sometimes this doesn't feel like sciforums at all...

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  16. everneo Re-searcher Registered Senior Member

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    She was talking about equality in her own way. replace God with Nature, still her post convey the same thing. Its valid.
     
  17. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I didn't say it wasn't, I agree with her on the idea.
     
  18. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    your right, this really hasnt felt much like the old sci. i haevnt seen a good debate in 2 weeks. then again i have been trying to avoid luring myself into a has hasnt has hasnt argument with max, i simply dont have the spare time with exams in 3 weeks
     
  19. Anomalous Banned Banned

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    Women :

    They dont choose their mates based on values , principles, ethics or morals. All their mate should have is money, then it rarely matters how the money was made and why her romeo is poor. Women are keeping men with crap genes going on in human specie.
     
  20. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  21. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    We go by the ratio of penile radius to circumference and how willing that penis is to serfdom or castration.
     
  22. Anomalous Banned Banned

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    So radius and circumference have no corelations , right ?
     
  23. Anomalous Banned Banned

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    I have seen amazing instances of Diehard Love for richmen by women, I think that was all fake.
     

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