I need help, from a female...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Gondolin, Jun 28, 2005.

  1. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    Alrighty, heres my dilema... Im courting a certain girl and Im having a little trouble telling whether she feels the samw for me.

    "JUST ASK HER!"

    Nuh uh... can't.

    Heres the thing though. It seems like she does. She wants to do things alot, she talks to me all the time, etc. etc. On the other hand everytime we do do something, she brings someone along. EVERYTIME!

    So... from a female's point of view... WTF is she thinking?
     
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  3. Beryl WWAD What Would Athelwulf Do? Registered Senior Member

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    I don't know...

    She might just think of you as a really good friend. Or she might like you. I'd have to hear more in order to really formulate an opinion.
     
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  5. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    Thats it... I dont know what other information I could give.
     
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  7. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Sometime when you two are having a good time and laughing and being real chummy, cram your hands down her pants and check her for wetness. If she's wet, she likes you. If not, then she thinks you're a worthless piece of shit.
     
  8. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    This is acceptable, right?
     
  9. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Of course it is. Works like a charm. It's called the 'Curious George'. It's a standard technique. What do they teach you kids nowadays?
     
  10. cato less hate, more science Registered Senior Member

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    I know what it is like to hang out with a girl and not be sure if she is interested, it sucks.

    hehe, that just reminded me of another girl I was not sure about, I just grabbed her ass one time. it was all good but she moved shortly after, so it never became anything, I would IM her and talker to he on the phone and shit, but we kinda lost touch. man, those plether pants were so hot......................

    where was I? ohh yeah. you should just find a two person thing for you to do, that way she can't bring a friend. use that time to get a better idea, and if you feel brave just go for it. carpe diem (seize the carp) baby, I let a girl with a hot ass and pleather pants get away, I don't recommend you do the same.

    moreover, its always much more complicated if you like the person as a friend, then it could make things weird if your feelings are not reciprocated. so, you could always make a speech with that in it, like "I know we are good friends, but I was wondering if there was something more. blah blah blah"

    I am no woman, and I don't know what they are thinking, but that is my 2 cents.
     
  11. plexus Registered Senior Member

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    Now. Just because Gendy and Xevvie may like it, doesn't mean that other girls do.

    Why not simply ask her out? That way you'll know for sure without any further waste of time.
     
  12. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    Plether!?! Wow... you shoulda held on to that.

    Well we are more than likey going to Six Flags friday, me and her, so that is good I suppose.

    And as for "Curious George," sounds fool proof. I shall try it as soon as possible.
     
  13. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Plexus,

    Shaddup, you. Better watch it or I'll shove you way down deep where the monsters are. Back from whence you came.

    Because even if he did, he's still have to figure out a way to get his hands down her pants eventually. Might as well just start the whole shebang with it.


    Gondolin,

    Give me a status report.
     
  14. Roman Banned Banned

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    As to the "Curious George," you have to sniff and taste your fingers after you do it, to get it just right. The animalism in that should be so overwhelming that the girl will bend over immediately and offer herself to you, in full estrus.

    Have you thought about getting alcohol involved? If anything happens, well, you can eithe run with it, or right it off as drunken tomfoolery.
     
  15. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Damn you, Roman. I just logged back in specifically to add that extra bit about licking the finger. But. At least you forget to mention the part about looking her right in the eye as you do it. Or. If you're feeling cocky. Offer her a taste.
     
  16. Roman Banned Banned

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    You know, I was fingering this girl once, and then she pulls my hand out and tastes my fingers. I've got to tell you, I was surpisingly put off by it.

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    And by tastes, I mean the porn star kind of taste. I wish I had been a lot drunker than I was. I did drink a lot afterwards, though.
     
  17. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    What?!
    Put off?!
    Man. You've got problems. That's fucking hot.
    I always make it a point to kiss a girl after a cunnilingus session. I'm always put off when they refuse.
     
  18. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    GHB.
    It's your friend.
     
  19. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    Cesspool, clear room, here we come!
     
  20. Sauce We're Living To Die Registered Senior Member

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    Hmmm, I'll have to try this technique later (probably tomorrow.) Does it work for sure?
     
  21. My Sexy Blue Feet Out sunbaking, leave a msg... Registered Senior Member

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    No wonder you lot are single.

    Um, ask her out to dinner. That's a lot more date-like without actually being a date. If she's making a point of bringing a friend along, then A- she's only interested as a friend and wants to keep you as a friend, but doesn't want to date you. Bringing a friend is a nice way of saying it to not hurt you, or B- she's shy, and is too timid to make it feel like a couple thing.

    If it suits the friendship, just turn up at her place and ask if she wants to go for a walk, or a coffee or dessert or something spontainious, so she doesn't have time to go. Her behaviour will tell you alot.

    If she makes it clear it is just friends, don't punish her for it. Just be happy that you have one more friend to count on.
     
  22. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    Hit her in the head with a brick and then have sex with her. This saves you money and a lot of problems.
     
  23. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    ^ I like it!
     

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