The joys of alcoholism

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Satyr, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Amen, again.

    I think I’ll start drinking again tonight.
    Maybe I’ll be inspired to write something.
     
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  3. analbeads "loosen up" Registered Senior Member

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    Did you change out of your soiled clothing yet?
     
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  5. VossistArts 3MTA3 Registered Senior Member

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    Ive known the same kind. A dad and a best friend and many many others. Took me years to realize just how into it those two were/are, just how incredibly drunk they were right in front of my eyes without my ever knowing it. So I dont drink. At all. Someone has to take care of these people sometimes. I cant see committing my time to the governments slavery devices like this one. Its legal, very available, costs hardly anything, keeps so many people down and out of the picture, and the goverment makes a fortune for encouraging its people to drink themselves to disease, dysfunction and sorrow. At least thats how its manifested in my life, and like I said, I dont drink. shrugs.
     
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  7. Thersites Registered Senior Member

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    Did you take his word for it or check? It is astonishing how many people think they function better when they've had a few drinks- not necessarily enough to make them drunk- when all the objective checks show that they don't. Some people can do routine tasks perfectly when they are totally arseholed: the problem comes if there's an emergency and they've got to react to something completely unexpected and can't. It's like the old joke about drunk drivers- they had no problems until they had to turn and found they couldn't.
     
  8. Semon Howdy, hi and hello. Registered Senior Member

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    No, it is all about monkeys. If monkeys cannot drink, then so is human. According to a research monkey can take more acohol than human, but it still cannot drive when it is drunk.
     
  9. Satyr Banned Banned

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    I forgot them on and went to work the next morning.

    The boss-man fired me so I got months of Unemployment Insurance and free time to spend it masturbating and listening to the Backstreet Boys.

    Capitalism is great.
     
  10. inuyaSHA0004 all shalt bow before me! Registered Senior Member

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    wow there r sum pritty strange things on this sight and me having spent time with a living vampire...i think it's pretty wierd
     

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