Urgent Cats piddle

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  1. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Just saw this and it did make me larf

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    Friday June 10, 10:53 AM


    Cats use fax as toilet, spark Japan house fire


    TOKYO (Reuters) - Two kittens picked the wrong place to relieve themselves when they urinated on a fax machine, sparking a fire that extensively damaged their Japanese owner's house.


    Investigators in the western city of Kobe have concluded that the fire in January was caused by a spark generated when the urine soaked the machine's electrical printing mechanism.


    The fire damaged the kitchen and living room before it was put out by the house's owner, who was treated for mild smoke inhalation, said Masahito Oyabu, a fireman at the Nagata fire station in central Kobe.


    The kittens quickly ran to safety, he added.


    "If you have a cat, or a dog for that matter, be careful where they urinate," Oyabu said. "Especially keep them away from electrical appliances and wires."


    Caught the budgie downloading porn last week where will it all end?
     
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  3. Sea Mac Registered Member

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    I think I saw it Here . Get the Budgie a Mirror: He'll LOVE his new Girlfriend!! He'll be too busy Humping her to Log in on your Guest Account anymore.
     
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  5. TheAcridApe Mt. Monkey Resident Registered Senior Member

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    haha, that is interesting. I would be pretty pissed.
     
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  7. certified psycho Beware of the Shockie Monkey Registered Senior Member

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    The dude needs to start training his cats more.
     
  8. Sea Mac Registered Member

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    I used to Do Tech Repair for Phonemate. One person brought in a $300.00 plus 4000XL that a Cat had Pissed on. The piss had Dried And Eaten most of the Copper off the Circuit Board. That Machine was one of the Few that got sent back to the Factory. The Only thing Worse to spill inside Something like That is Coke/Pepsi - the Phosphoric Acid in those Products will Super Fast Rust a Nail!! Goodbye copper traces: hello replace Device!
     
  9. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    Precisely the reason my cat has a colostomy bag strapped to it's ass.
     

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