Save Toby!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Roman, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. Roman Banned Banned

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    My friend recently showed me this site, which is absorutely awesome.
    I hope he eats the bunny.
     
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  3. Perfect Masturbation without hands Registered Senior Member

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    That guy has made 24k USD to this day threatening to eat a bunny? muahahah.
    Hilarious.
     
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  5. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    But if the above-average-income-digital-camera-owning-inbred ACTUALLY skins and
    eats the little bunny, it would certainly be a moral outrage in the eyes of some people.

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    Peace.
     
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  7. Perfect Masturbation without hands Registered Senior Member

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    Good one stinky.

    Now go and get morally outraged over general profanity and the words “fool, jerk and assholio”.
     
  8. Roman Banned Banned

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    I was going to say something like that Goofy, but you did it far more eloquently than I ever could have. And with 0 curse words, too!
     
  9. Perfect Masturbation without hands Registered Senior Member

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    Nice to see how you’ve been bubbling with rage whilst hiding in the shadows… until of course I replied to your cool thread.

    What was the obstacle that kept you from participating in the canine-fuck up?
    It’s not wise to let feelings mount, you need an outlet… you know, like beating a dog.
    Go man go.
     
  10. Roman Banned Banned

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    Me bubbling with rage? Perhaps you should read over your outrage about dog skinning? Look at the way you lashed out in internet rage at all the poor kids who pointed to other reasons why they might be flaying dogs.
     
  11. Perfect Masturbation without hands Registered Senior Member

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    My bad.
     
  12. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    I think the person behind the site is taking advantage of the stupid inbred American public who care more about animal rights than human rights.
     
  13. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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    i think the person behind this site is taking advantage of the fact that loads of people will find what he is doing very funny,and it is.
     
  14. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    The dude is a genius. If the account balance number is true then I salute the fucker for being a true buisness man.
     
  15. daydream_believer Et in Arcadia Ego Registered Senior Member

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    *counts down the days until toby gets eaten*
     
  16. cotton Resident Pirate Registered Senior Member

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    That is stupid. He obviously is gonna eat it even if he does get the money. Big scam, and poor rabbit.
     
  17. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    Why would he eat if he gets the $50000? You realise he just came up with one of the most hilarious scams ever that will probably work? It's too funny. I like the recipe section.

    edit: is it just me or is the site down?
     
  18. My Sexy Blue Feet Out sunbaking, leave a msg... Registered Senior Member

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    I think he already has eaten the rabbit. That's how he came up with the recipies
     
  19. yuri_sakazaki iLikeMyWomenLikeMyBaldMen ;Bald Registered Senior Member

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    I'm pretty sure the balance is real because I've been periodically going there for a few months and it had about half what it does now. They used to have this great intro, but I guess he got rid of it for bandwidth or something. He should teach business classes at a university

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  20. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Nice idea.
    I want to do it also.

    Here's the plan:
    Get a really cute puppy. (Dogs are better than bunnies.)
    Create a website.
    Put the picture of the puppy on it, and ask for $100,000.
    I will state that I will send the puppy to a legitimate butcher, and have him chopped up to be eaten if I do not receive the $100,000 by the end of the year.
    If I do receive $100,000, I will give the puppy to whoever gets the most votes on a poll. Any donor can submit their request to take custody of the puppy if it lives. I will put my most legitimate requests and their descriptions on a poll. People can vote who the puppy will go to.

    I will put lots of pics and videos of the puppy so people will become emotionally attached to it. Then they will really want to give me more money.

    I would not be breaking any laws.
    SWEET!!!!


    It's perfectly legal. People find or buy dogs all the time in many countries, and send them to a butcher or properly butcher the animal themselves. Then eat it for dinner. Even in America.
    The only difference is that my site will give people the opportunity to save an animal from death and being eaten.

    Then I could use the money to buy lots more pets to use for next time. I'll buy a bunch of puppies, and threaten to kill them all unless I receive large amounts of money. At the same time, I can create a reality show about my adventures with the puppies, and a best selling biography about the puppies. More and more money will roll in. From book, tv, and merchandise sales as well as donations. YAHOO!!!!

    And if I don't get the money, I can create a live video of the dog being sent to the butcher, and film it as it gets chopped up live. That way next time, people will be more willing to send me more money. Eventually, I can release the box office theater hit, Faces of Puppy Death. It will outsell all the star wars episodes put together. Nice!!!!
     
  21. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    ^ what he said
     
  22. Enigma'07 Who turned out the lights?!?! Registered Senior Member

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    Call PETA; they'll save him
     
  23. Gnarlodious Registered Member

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    The guy wants to eat a rodent, let him.
     

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