The universe is MINE!

I'm thinking of claiming the universe and charging everyone some rent. I figure any country that doesnt pay will fall victim to the great armies of jameseriah. God help them

 

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Good luck, I hope it works out for you.

(Actually, I don't, I like paying rent only to my landlord and taxes only to my government)

 

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I'm sorry to rain in your parade, but the Universe has yet an owner and this is me
Bad luck

 

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here's 2 bucks man, shit, never mind, lost my wallet

 

if you knock on my door for rent money, prepare to meet a 12-gauge shotgun shell, boy!
no money for you!

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I own Heaven and Hell. Reserve your place today!


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Ah fuck it hang up ya loser!!!

 

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So very sorry dude, I laid my claim to the universe already. Three years ago I wrote the UN claiming all the unclaimed universe. For prosperity, namely mine

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So I'll sue you if you thry to steal any of it

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dont you mean "posterity"?
you can sue....but then a 12-gauge shell shall meet your face...take that as a subpoena, biatch!!

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Hapsburg: "if you knock on my door for rent money, prepare to meet a 12-gauge shotgun shell, boy!"

Why? Are you a 12-gauge shotgun shell?

 

I am already paying taxes in another universe

 

stop being an ass head

 

^ Wow, good first post ever!!

 

Yeah...like, who cares? Go get me a beer for my money.

 

damn straight

 

You can claim all you like, but you'll never be able to afford the stamp duty, not to mention council tax.

 

For a 14 year old of course...

 

i rule the alter universe that is on the other side of the black hole in the center of the galaxy, so fuck you im outta here!

 

Since everyone is trying so hard to claim this universe I gues all the other universes are MINE!! I own all 23 dimensions of universes so THERE!