Emergency Advisory: Quarantine is declared around Hellzone B following a Class 4 Shit Storm. All craft are advised to adjust course plottings. Wide berth advised. Casualties unknown. Wounded unknown. All emergency beacons at HzB activated. Last known transmission: "My God, it's full of shit ...."
I had a few minutes while I was drawing a bath, sending an e-mail text message to my partner's phone, recalling her to help me handle our daughter's latest art project: Series in Shit on Walls. But it was like a thief in the night: we're taking paint off the walls, and I don't know what we're going to have to do to get the carpet clean. On the plus side, I drew light duty. By some quirk of circumstance that I still don't get, I didn't do much for the cleanup. It's almost like going from the war zone to the typing pool. Ye gads.
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