My Movie: "NUKE"

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by Hapsburg, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Well, let us hope that poster was not made on the pretty good computer program that makes greenscreen effects.

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  3. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    oh, hell no!
    i made the poster and pics on microsoft paint.
    i forgot the name of the greenscreen program thing.
     
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  5. Odin'Izm Procrastinator Registered Senior Member

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    ... makes me laugh
     
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  7. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    what does?
     
  8. Odin'Izm Procrastinator Registered Senior Member

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    the poster
     
  9. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    oh...
    i made it a hell of a while ago, like December 2004.
    i couldn't find the better one.
     
  10. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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  11. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    thanks.
    still haven't finished the 'nuke 2' poster.
    im tired, and im going to bed. ill be back around 5PM to 1AM, depending on when i wake up...
     
  12. guthrie paradox generator Registered Senior Member

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    To be fair, its not much more stereotypical than any other storylines that have made the big screen. The question is though, whats it got that makes it stand out the way that "kill Bill" stands out?
     
  13. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    hacker is a nearly invincible villain and nuke is more of a 'normal human', which makes the odds more in the villains favor than the hero's. at the same time, you can't really call nuke a 'hero' because he kills people for money, thats how he earns a living.
    we're also planning for a smash ending in nuke 4. nuke & hacker fall off the top of Hacker's citadel in the Rockies, and hacker sets off a chain of nuclear bombs underneath the mountains, which kills them both.
    Also, in 'nuke 2' the ending sub-plot, with hacker trying to etonate a nuclear bomb in NYC is, as a joke-ish-thing, in "nuke vs nuke", with "nuke" having to defuse a nuclear bomb.
     
  14. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    basically, the hero/antihero has very low odds of coming out of this alive.
    infact, by the end of nuke 1, nuke is reallybanged up. he's bruised, battered, and cut up pretty badly. wrench has several gunwounds. 'course they're still alive, but barely.
     
  15. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    You need a sassy gay black man in the movie...possibly in the role of a wise nanny. No action movie is complete without sassy comic relief...and since gay is all the rage you need gay comic relief.

    Like a hair salon owner/slash nanny who comes with witty retorts about differences between black and white men and general racial profiling.

    OMFG!!!! dude, that would be haxxx3300rrss
     
  16. Gambit Star Universal Entity Registered Senior Member

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    I appreciate your artistic abilities and your motives to create this piece of art, but...

    How do you represent any sort of moral or ethic based upon an action film based on murderous rampages. The fact that your characters dont seem to have any logic in a story line.
    It is a bit offensive to the community who can make such a point with "Die Hard" series and "Kill Bill", which, mind you, were great movies that had absolutely nothing to offer besides rampaging involved.

    I think maybe the story line should involve a timing structure, maybe he can save the marraige instead , but have the progressive villian in time in the story line trying to achieve that event.

    Does the wedding murder happen ? Can nuke save the day ?

    ...instead of, yay (sarcasm) death over and over infront of me.
     
  17. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Well. the murder is a catalyst for another thing, which nuke finds out is hackers ultmiate plot: to bring the entire criminal underworld under his fist, and control all these criminal cells to get money and power.
    nuke knows what has to be done, and has to stop hacker and patch from doing this and killing a hell of a lot of people.
    infact, there's little 'rampaging' because nuke is always on hacker's tail, and trying to prevent massacre.
    what do u mean by they 'dont have logic' can you clarify excatly what it is.
    the whole movie isnt my idea, and if you read one of my prior posts, you'd see that it was crazier and stupider than this.
     
  18. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    sarge, im going to KILL you if you dont stop fuckin' around.
    and what does hax3orz mean? ive heard i dont know how many times, and i still have no clue what it means.
     
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  21. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    im working on the one for 'nuke3'
    in the meantime, help yourself to the chips and nachos arranged in front of you, soda's in the fridge.

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  22. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    "NUKE 3-the return of patch" plot outline:
    Okay, you know how in "nuke 2", i said that they find Patch, and take him to the morgue. well, at the morgue, he wakes up, and kills the two attendants. He then goes on a killing spree. Nuke wakes up from the coma, and hears of Patch's spree. He goes to get "wrench" and some guns to hunt down Patch.
    after that, we have no clear idea of what happens next. We're still in the planning stages of that. We do have, however, that the ending battle sequence is in the Black Forest in Germany. At the end, nuke leaves patch there to die after wither:
    a) filling him with bullets
    b) cutting him in half
    or,
    c) impaling him with a treebranch
    anyway, hacker appears from the mist, and says, "now i'll make sure you won't come back, Patty Boy." and promtly beheads him.
    How hacker got there is detailed in the movie "HACKER: Lecacy of Blood", which is a movie of hacker's butchery spree and details parts of hacker's background. you know, how and why he became like this.
     
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