How many times do you visit your....

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Jolly Rodger, Apr 4, 2005.

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How many times do you crap a day/ week

Poll closed Apr 8, 2005.
  1. once a day

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  2. Twice a day

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  3. Three times a day

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  4. Once ever two days.

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  1. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    How many times do you visit your toilet for a shit?
    Seriously someone told me last night that if you don’t crap three times a day you’re constipated, is this true,
    How many times do you crap a day/week?
     
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  3. cotton Resident Pirate Registered Senior Member

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    Usually two or three. haha
     
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  5. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    I wish I was more regular
     
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  7. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    i mean if you crap more let me know, at the moment i am looking pretty normal
     
  8. Chairman_meow Registered Senior Member

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    what a disgusting thread.
     
  9. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    I think you are just immature
     
  10. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    once very two days. i dont crap a whole lot, but then again i dont have diarreaha.
     
  11. Chairman_meow Registered Senior Member

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    but seriously, once in the morning, maybe at six or seven times every night.
     
  12. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    so you shit up to 8 times a day?
     
  13. Chairman_meow Registered Senior Member

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    on a good day man, usually i'm fucking glued to thing on weekends when i don't have to work.

    I only stopped wearing nappies a couple o years ago, and i'm 26.
     
  14. bob-bobby Born Again ;) Registered Senior Member

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    2 times in a day is fine for me ~~
     
  15. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    I had to answer three but it's often more than that. In fact it's usually gotten to three before I leave for work in the morning.
    It's little and often but you have to understand that there is no such thing as normal.
    Most people go once a day and that's that
    Others are like me at the other ond of the spectrum.
    As far as constipation is concerned if you're going at all, you're NOT constipated!
    A good tip is to drink plenty of water. The colons job is to extractg water from feacal matter and so if you're bunged up it's really the case that you're just no drinking enough.
     
  16. frank stalker Banned Banned

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    I dont shit heaps although when i sit on the toliet i am there for a good hour
     
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  18. -Bob- Insipid Fool Registered Senior Member

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    Depending on what I eat, I will shit every two days or once a day. Probably averaging something like 1.5

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    When I eat the wrong foods though, I might go like 3 or 4 days without 'doin it'.
     
  19. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    yea, what really sucks, is cheese, sure ya dont need to wipe, but after half a block, not only does it hurt, but it rips your asshole open doing it
     
  20. Less Than Zero -1 Registered Senior Member

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    i time a day, unless I have diarrhea, probably 25-40
     
  21. Gudard Ramin Banned Banned

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    I wouldn't call what i do a poo, more of a wee hat comes out of my bum
     
  22. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Every time I visit sciforums.
     
  23. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    You have a computer with internet on the toilet, or are you unhygienic?
     

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