why wolud you buy drugs off the street, that stuff colud be seriously dodgy, i grow my own :m: or buy it from friends but i really dont see what the reason behind outlawing dildos is, how can they be pro-abstinace and anti-dildo, it just doesnt work. if you want abstinant people then make them masturbating people.
isnt there a law in california that disallows oral sex, but i believe it is actually legal to have sex with a donkey. made me wonder what the law was on having oral sex with a donkey Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
They can always go on the internet and purchase dildos online and have them sent directly to their homes.
I can see it now: You pass by a woman talking to a strange, filthy man behind a building on your way home from__?__. You notice the man pulling out a variety of unwrapped/unboxed dildos, many of them covered in strange brown stuff. She hands him the money, takes home the dildo that appears to be the most sanitary, and walks home. She uses it on herself while spousie is at work, and spreads her legs to him later. Can you see what happens next? The both of them, a week or so later, are ready to do the nasty. Of course, they don't say anything to each other about the strange rash around their genitals, and continue on. The man leans over his wife, she opens her knees, and holy shit! SURPRISE!! A geyser of sticky green liquid shoots out of her slot, all over his tainted balls. During that time, the police are knockin' down their door and arresting them for possesion of a dildo. Then they have to go to sex therapy, because using dildos are wrong, and blah blah. Man, my imagination is on overdrive this morning. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
More and more often I think the Romans had the right idea. Towards that end I'm starting to construct a coliseum in my back yard. Anyone know where I can get some lions? ~Raithere
Next thing you know they ban hands in order to prevent women from using their fingers. Will they ban those rubber dolls that some men carry around to replace women?
Some of those rubber dolls are very life like. I wish I had taped it, but there was a tv show that featured a porno clip with two women and a man. Nothing too abnormal, except one woman was really a doll. She looked so real! Though I wouldn't have any use of one of those dolls, I would like to take one home and sit her at my kichen table posing with a glass of orange juice.
Man in shop "You charged me thrirty bucks for this blow up doll" Clerk "Yes sir what seems to be the problem?" "I bit her neck and the damn thing went down on me!" "If I'd known that sir I'd have charged you fifty!" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
is this actually true?what possible rational reason can they have for it?i;d like to find the people who passed this bill and shove dildos in all their orifices until they die.
Most placess have silly laws left on the books but it's usually because they fell through the cracks and are so ridiculous in a modern context no one goes to the trouble of readdressing them. In my city for example, it's still illegal for a hotel not to have a hitching post for horses, the fine is $1. The difference in this case is the law is still being actively fought/defended.
"why wolud you buy drugs off the street, that stuff colud be seriously dodgy, i grow my own or buy it from friends" so grow your own dildo (wait, lotsa peopel already made the cucumber joke) another uninforcable sex related law Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Everyone witn an I.Q. under 100 should be killed. Then the world would be a much better place and things like this wouldn't happen.
