Moronic Things

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  1. Assassin565 Registered Member

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    OKay this is a Thread to post those moronic things about the world that you perceive as just stupid.
     
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  3. §outh§tar is feeling caustic Registered Senior Member

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    This thread.
     
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  5. Assassin565 Registered Member

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    oh ya cause thats mature (although totally expected)
     
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  7. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    i'll bite!
    My high school admin staff.
    The pillsbury doughboy (whoo hoo my ass)
    Any "hollywood"-based shows
    Paris Hilton
    Anna Nicole Smith
    People who call on the phone with nothing really to say, jst to talk, even though you hardly know them, vice versa, and nothing is happening this weekend
    People who think you're either too matter-of-fact or "reserved" when you talk about a relationship, and then flip out n front of EVERYONE when you tell them you kissed on the first date.
    Morons.
    Assorted pop "artists"
    mothersagainstmaddox.com
    and other morons!!!!

    haha, this is fun... i should do this more often...

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  8. Assassin565 Registered Member

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    very nice this is what I meant
     
  9. Xko Registered Senior Member

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    Heh, why not...

    * my city's football rivalry (get's waaaay to out of hand)
    * drivers who don't indicate (fuckers)
    * manufactured pop 'crap'
    * pop idol shows
    * road tax
    * council tax
    * rude people

    Hmmm, shall come back to this in a while

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  10. Crimson_Scribe Thespian Registered Senior Member

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    score!

    - Movie stars who state their opinions becasue they think that you'll listen and follow in their example (hear that, Sean Penn?)
    - My school administration
    - The education minister of Alberta
    - People who bitch and complain that you're 'too smart', as though it's possible to be born that way.
    - Actually, anyone who bitches about an aquired quality that they don't have (just go out there and do it! Jeez!)
    - Adults who cut you off in a line-up and then give you a dirty look
    - Condesending paternalists
    - Kids who want to be on stage but don't want to sing, act, or dance.
    - School musicals where everyone gets to be involved (because the school gets more funding that way)
    - Primadonnas
    - The gossip section of the newspaper.
    - People more concerned about the lives of others rather than their own.
    - Gay guys can wear a thong in public if it's in a gay pride parade, but i'm not allowed to run around like that.

    that's all i've got. But i'll be back; something's bound to piss me off.
     
  11. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Let's observe moronicness in my life.

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    <tr><th><b>Moronic</b></th><th><b>really moronic</b></th><th><b>super moronic</b></th></tr>

    <tr><td>Me</td> <td>My job</td> <td>me and my job (combo)</td>

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  12. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    That new thread that has appeared in EVREY SINGLE FORUM!
     
  13. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    goddam, i have told those cunts what happened and warned that if he is not punished, i will counterspam them all
     
  14. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    oh yeah:

    having excess blood in my alcohol system, last night i was up until 2am and still not drunk, i ran out of booze at 1am, then started having a conversation about the pH scale with jess
     
  15. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    people who believe politicians, and then lecture you about the "real world"
     
  16. Crimson_Scribe Thespian Registered Senior Member

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    And I’ve been inspired to come back:

    - People who are illiterate yet post in Sciforums anyway
    - People who come to a forum, any forum, in order prorogate their opinion without first considering other people’s facts and valid points.
    - Telemarketers.
    - The DVD version of Star Wars is the ‘re-visualized’ one, so Han is no longer as bad ass because greedo shoots first.
    - Parents who don’t discipline their children and allow them to behave like monkeys at restaurants they have no business being at in the first place.
     
  17. VossistArts 3MTA3 Registered Senior Member

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    moronic things? the extremely limited selection of good creative breakfast food? who the hell eats cereal? the only place i can buy good salmon hash with holland daze is always packed ! someone fly me to france. someone cook for me now. im hungry... im losing strength.... im falling...
     
  18. korey Registered Senior Member

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    universe
     
  19. Nightpoet Registered Senior Member

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    People in grocery stores
    People who bring their kids into grocery stores
    People who freak out about a 10 cent difference in price

    And the real world in general.
     
  20. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    The fact that my country isn't like Holland.
     
  21. analbeads "loosen up" Registered Senior Member

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    Young girls who wear stilettos and tube tops when it's 15 degrees farenheit and 6 inches of dirty slushy snow- running from their car to the bar/club so they won't be "too hot" inside.
     
  22. analbeads "loosen up" Registered Senior Member

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    you're right....this is fun.

    Reality television is extremely moronic.
     
  23. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    - Subscription TV promised to deliver an all-Shakespeare channel, yet now I pay $50 a month for cable and there's less to watch than on the 3 channels my town had in the 1950s.
    - Microsoft is cavalier enough to sell software that never went through a QA process, and people are dumb enough to buy it.
    - A lady is asked by a stranger why she looks so sad, she answers, "My son was killed in the war," and the stranger says, "What war?"
    - The three most dangerous drugs with any substantive demand are tobacco, alcohol, and caffeine, but it's all the other ones that are illegal.
    - Every kid thinks he's going to grow up to be an investment banker, but he can't make change for a dollar without a calculator.
    - 90 percent of the American workforce spends their entire day huddled over a computer and talking on the phone, they have one of each of those in their home, and their companies require them to commute to the office.
    - The people who shop at WalMart tend to be the same demographic that is most likely to lose their own jobs to offshore outsourcing if people don't stop shopping at WalMart.
     

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