Actually, if all that were true, I would probably be here kissing your arse hoping that I could at least pull a girl on the web and then go out with more confidence in the real world. The fact is, I am quite successful with the opposing sex (cum on, have u seen my avatar? Haha). I don't give a shit about any of u women here and what u think! Thats why I have the power and u don't. Good day to yas
Your persistence in delusions is indicative of your desperateness. You know, cats play with mice too. Like Beyonce? Eh ... My, how hard you work to convince yourself that all this isn't just a prank. I have. And I am sorry for that. Speaking like a truly powerless, poor, dismal mental eunuch, disappointed beyond repair.
"I have. And I am sorry for that." Too funny! It's bad enough that he's made a fool of himself...now he is trying to pass that ugly thing off as attractive?!
Fire: HA! Fresh from a pm and here you are back to slutting again. Shame on you. Anyway, this should prove fun: Insulting another porker's oops member's pic, how dare you?!! There are consequences for such transgressions! Like getting both eyelides nailed wide open and forced to watch Joanna buttnaked. Forced to appreacite the graceful lines of the Homer Simpson head delicately tracing out the handsome profile of a greasy sausage with a crew cut. Suh-sexy. Don't know about you girls, but I'm getting hot.
Are u hitting on me, Xev? U know that u were always my favourite! I am so jealous of that guy who is apparently "Xevs little fuck".
Learn to spell. Oh, I know that: You look into the mirror, and you want what you see: a whore. I am as bored as a cat, poking at a grasshopper whose leg she bit off, and spat out. Of course she is hitting on you! With a sledge hammer! Too bad that you are so flat that there's nothing to hit on ... Well, you can always be "Xev's big loser fuck". But I guarantee you that you won't last. She'll get rid of you in a blink. No offense, Xev. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
im sorry, but i cant stop laughing at the pointlessness of this crap. seriously, are yoyu actually taking any of this seriously, cause if you are, i gaurantee YOU are the sad one here. caring about this stuff is soo shit. and thats the best word i can think of for it. anything else would require excessive cranial activation i dont want to know, im knackered and it would lower me to your level. john: re-register here with your sub-title as your user name rosa: come on woman drop it. if he was so shit youd have left this thread the second you read it, and not bothered to come back unless you wanted to laugh at someone. danke and xev: well, your you, go you lions into the arena and ill stand and cheer fromt the sidelines while you rip up the innocent christians. perhaps reevaluating why you come here in your free time, and spend all (99%) insulting people and gettting pissed off at people. thats the main reason i dont partake in the bullshit threads like this, except fot posts like this. bye....
Rosa: Or so dense that my mallet would rebound, like Mjolnir, to me. With regard, but I doubt John Conollen could be accurately described as "big". None taken, and I thank you for the entertainment your suitor provides Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! gendanken: I am now perusing my big book "1001 Sanguine Ways to Punish Gendanken for that horrid thought" I should say that the ultra-violents had it easy. I'd say he looks like Ricky Martin's hydroencephalic elder brother after a steady diet of Twinkies. John Connolon: Perhaps this would benefit: http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html Cheer up! At least you can make women laugh. http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2255
Xev: Pardon, but punishment is ambrosia for the wicked. *chuckle* I was wondering really, and am being dead honest: is it the monitor’s horrid resolution or is his head really that red? He resembles something perpetually in heat or perpetually masturbating. Or this guy: http://home.flash.net/~rpf/monkey.htm Rosa: Those are Australian, you know. More like annoyingly round and hinting of a chubby abdomen we can't see. Pity. Makes a girl want to poke his tummy with a glock and hear him giggle. Logically: Shut the fuck up.
He's Irish. They are kinda reddish. We have our own grasshoppers in Europe too. Yay! I wonder what his voice is like.
Funny, perhaps someone should go ahead and open a thread called "John"... And indeed, we have grasshoppers here in Europe. I think that the insects in question might be locusts. So, tell me, is it fun to pick on this sad person? Ah, I suppose it is some sadistic pleasure you find in torturing him. But this seems a bit pointless (and perhaps unfair, three to one... not that I want to join), but since there was no real point to begin with, I suppose there is not problem. I think you could as well be beating on a sponge for all the effect it has. But I suppose I better shut up, otherwise some of the local sadistic bitches might take offense.
Dreamwalker: Dear heavens no, we are not sadists. That would require spending at least six months mocking poor John Connolen, deriving sexual pleasure thereby, and feelings of marked distress or interpersonal difficulty. My attention span for this would not last six days, let alone six months. Although I do note - thinking of John Connollen in any sexual situation causes me marked distress. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! gendanken: I was thinking of the skin of a red mango. Mmm, mango! /Edit: Just for fun: diagnose yourself!
Dream: I was actually referring mostly to the cave grasshoppers or crickets that cannibalize themselves- native to Australia. I hear Australian wolves shoot themselves in the foot as well. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That aside- sadism requires sexual torment or desire. John is, in all honesty, an eyesore and I'm not being juvenile nor comical. There is nothing about him that makes a girl even ...flinch…… down there. His kind you only wish to expend the few seconds it would take to destroy. Xev: ...which would be the uakari. A red mango. HA!
You should write a book. Then what does it mean? Is that your picture, left of your username? The "opposing sex," is it? Freudian slip, mayhap? ... You have the power, Heman? All right, quit participating if you don't give a shit. I dare you not to respond.
gendanken: I now pronounce you "Holy Mistress of the Scrabble Words" *Swings censor* Rappaccini: Girls desperate enough to put out for him.
