i think spurious is too educated to answer your questins Kunax Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! But i do see why you have that avatar now Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
1. if i dont belive in god, does his angels still pee on me? Yes, Angels drink lots of beer and their bladders get full rather easily and need to be relieved, whether you believe in god or not. 2. if i do belive in god, why does his angels pee on me? Angels drink lots of beer and their bladders get full rather easily and need to be relieved, whether you believe in god or not. 3. if im an atiest why does the angels not leave me alone It is nothing personal. It is just that they cannot resist beer. 4. is thunder god farting No, it is god thinking. God's brain activity results in a discharge of bio-supernatural electricity, a super-spark as it were. This is also known as lighting. You might have noticed that lightning preceeds the thunder. The thunder is nothing more than a displacement of electrons in your auditory center of your brain by gods spark. This is a slow process so if the lighting is far away it will take longer before gods spark effects your auditory centers. 5. if i fancy old mytology, do the gods of old pee on me? Your sexual preference cannot influence the beer consumption of angels.
haha missed one Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! - As a none beliver is there a place where i can complain about the angles bladder problems? - As a none beliver how can i belive i can complain in the first place - Why dont the angles ask god for larger bladders, his suppose to be oomnipotent you know - does god hate humans since he allows angles to pee on them - what da hell was this thread about - oh yea, i remember some fairly recent events where we learned that Catholic priests likes little boys, can we there for assume that god likes little boys... better not die young Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
6. whats this facination with pee it reflects the immature state of the philosoophical growth of human nature.
- As a none beliver is there a place where i can complain about the angles bladder problems? yes, the ministry of funny walks. - As a none beliver how can i belive i can complain in the first place Drugs. - Why dont the angles ask god for larger bladders, his suppose to be oomnipotent you know Peeing feels good. It is the closest thing they come to sex, because angels are not allowed to fornicate like little devils. - does god hate humans since he allows angles to pee on them Do you not feel worthy of god's blessings my ungrateful son? - what da hell was this thread about Does god have sex? - oh yea, i remember some fairly recent events where we learned that Catholic priests likes little boys, can we there for assume that god likes little boys... better not die young Scientific logic has no place in god's house my arrogant son.
I will gladly leave my ivory tower once in a while to amuse myself with the mob. (insert Dr. Evil laugh)
He is omni-something,which means he can get a mate if there is one indeed and no need to wank. And if rain has anything to do with wanking, you should have got preg a thounsand times already.
God can have sex. He, however, sets the example for all. If he didn't have sex, then why does he have children? Why did he assign them as different parts of him? Did he genesplice himself? The truth is, God did have sex. If he does any more, I shall ask! Regards, J.
marriage certainly have far more than just sex, for example, for money, for political benefit, for............
God has sex all the time, he's always fucking with christians' minds. When he cums constellations are born, therefore we are the bi-product of astronomical constellations. Who is god screwing?. Well he screwed the "Lucifuf" guy over pretty good, made him dwell in the underworld, the lucifur guy is always fucking with christians' minds as well. So the Christians get fucked by both mentally, by god and the devil. They both laugh at these pundits. Godless. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
But I thought everytime I masterbate God kills a kitten? (the picture would be nice if I still had it)
Most of the time, people have sex in order to experience certain feelings. Highly advanced entities possibly use simpler (more direct) ways how to get and keep feelings they can enjoy. There is also a theoretical possibility that there is something even better than greatest feelings (a better way of experiencing the universe, something we do not have a sense for) so those entities may not even bother with the stuff we value so much.
aaarrrggg, logic, why must you torment us cesspool dwellers with this logic you talk Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
