Does that work? I would rather be vern schillinger from OZ than either of those guys; Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Here he brands his bitch tobias beecher's ass with a swastika, and then rapes him; Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! "That's what you are. My livestock. Because now, Tobias, your ass belongs to me." Obviously he's awesome, yet I don't think he'll be making the "who's hot?" list in teen steam magazine anytime soon.
It's actually a good show. However, I don't like Johnny Depp. Call me crazy, but I like men with wit and intelligence; Ewan MacGregor, Kenneth Branagh, Colin Firth, Gerard Butler, and we can't forget Michael Clarke Duncan just because he's so endearing to me and he's actually a very smart man. All of those men also have a great sense of humor. They just look like they would be a joy to hang around with. Johnny Depp though.... he opens his mouth and I am turned off completely. Physical beauty is not enough. I don't even find him sexy. Moderators: And this is very sexist by the way. There has been a "Most Beautiful Women" thread in the main forums for a long time, but as soon as a woman posts one about men... it's in the Cesspool. Unfair and sexist.
True. I didn't even think about this. But that is probably because I am a man, and am unfair and sexist.
I like it when Beecher get's bad ass in the second or third season and and schillinger becomes a twat. Beecher kicks his ass and makes him eat his shit. Good stuff. I kinda tuned out of Oz after that year though. For one thing, I didn't have showtime anymore. And for another, all the male nude scenes start getting old after a while. And, heh, what's funny is they didn't even fluff them first. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Little acorns. I guess maybe that's to make us feel better about our own johnsons. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Anyway, blah. I'm posting in here with the specific intent of stating this. I have posted it in the beautiful women thread, but I wonder if Arditezza will go back in to check for replies to her comment. So, I'll post it here as well. My advice on this thread. It was cesspooled before it became about men in general, so you can't blame the mod for that. Now, why don't you take initiative and go post a real "hottest men" thread and then you can bitch if it gets cesspooled. Otherwise, you're just perpetuating the self-victimization of women. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Get to it, girls. Grrl power!! *fist in air*
Oh, and if you do start this new thread. Maybe you could diversify from going back to Johnny Depp every couple of posts. The world is your oyster, ladies. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Like you guys diversify from Milla Jovonovich? Gimme a break. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
i made a hottest guys thread...no one has really replied to it tho Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! had more attention as this one lol
Bunny: Oh, I will. Depp is Nephalim. Slight modification: Vin Diesel resembles a thickHomer Simpson looking penis. The ugliest men alive have always, to me, been the mediocre ones held up as gorgeous. Not the obvious ones, like Lovett.
I would reeeeeeeeeeeally like Johnny Depp, were it not for his name. His last name. Until I learned what it meant in German. I can't keep a straight face at Johhny Depp ever since. der Depp: vulgar: a simple-minded, clumsy person, a stupid, dumb person. And my, does he know how to play those roles.
Yes, those cheek bones are so ... as if from a picture. And then, when Jim Jarmusch is the one behind the camera: this is where Johnny D. shines with all his might.
*chuckling*.... Those cheeks. That ass. That hair. Those eyes, that face, those hands, that bod, that voice that everything about him you could devour in bed once tied up in leather straps. Yummyy.....
Invert, beecher was a lame badass. Well ok shitting on schillingers face was pretty cool, but other than that... he seemed like the school loser that gets drunk for the first time at the year 12 graduation party and thinks its finally time to be a cool hardass and tries to vandalise things, but just tears up a few shrubs and then starts vomitting and gets kicked in the stomach repeatedly and laughed at by cool people while vomitting, you know the guy. But anyway, schillinger only went soft so he could get out to save his sons from drugs, when beecher fucked schillinger over by narking on his plans to have beecher killed thus not giving him a chance of parole, hardass schillinger returns. This thread is in the cesspool because its a pack of giggly little expletives oggling the "hunks" they tack up on their bedroom walls and argue about with their friends under a blanket with a torch on sleepovers. The beautifull woman thread is an appreciation of the female form. Totally different. I don't even know how you came up with comparing this thread to that thread Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
If that were true I would want to fuck heath ledger and his sister at the same time while a tied up and bruised stamos looked on weeping. Heath ledger looks more like a rock carving made before people knew how to make sculptures that actually look like human beings.
Yeah. He was. You do have his character down as the school loser that decides to become badass one day. That making him eat shit thing was all I could remember about the situation. That was years ago. Shit, what was it? Mid 90's? Mucho water under the bridge since then. Besides, I can never get the idea of the dude that played Beecher away from Chet in the Weird Science tv series. Goofy ass bastard. Didn't the black crippled dude even get his chance to be the badass for awhile?
Dr. You, sir, have no taste in women. Chicks look like anthropods. Now shut up with the women- THIS THREAD IS ABOUT DEPP. Yum.
I'd fuck Johnny Depp cuz he looks like a woman. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Ok, I'd probably have to be drunk first, but he's so suave he could probably talk me into it. I KNOW that he would try anyway. Because I'm so hot that Johnny Depp would be all over me. And then when I was done I'd brand a swastika on his ass and make him eat my shit. And send him down to the corner store to pick me up some chips and beer. At first I thought you were saying that all chicks look like arthropods, but I looked back for context and realize that you're referring to the Olsen twins. I don't know about arthropods exactly. But hot they definitely are not. I think Doc likes to think of them as the little girl on Full House. "Oh so sexy little girl." j/k Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Here's a question for all you Depp loving ladies. What about if you could only fuck him while he was in full Hunter S. Thompson costume? And, of course, we all know that Depp gets into his parts so he'd be acting like Thompson as well. Would you still fuck him? Edit: Oh. What's-his-nuts would be in the background cheering you on. Dr. Gonzo. Probably throwing grapefruit at you on occasion and threatening to carve a Z in your forehead.
tablariddim:I suppose, being weird for you, is someone that Doesn't want to drill your A and cum on your face? What are you trying to say? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! And what I meant by weird in bed was someone who does more than the average, missionary-style sex. "Drilling" in the a-hole and cum on the face are very much included in the whole weird thing. However, anal isn't really preferred.
I just thought that because you have a 'Bukkake fetish', then it would be weird if someone actually Didn't want to cum on your face... the anal would of course be optional. Don't take it seriously, just being light hearted and connecting the dots Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! BTW, I love weird.
