this is the sort of england up with which i will not put -winston churchill shit happens the one who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the one who is doing it back when i was a boy it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways, and it was allways snowing -an old persons ramblings in most instances, all an aguement proves is that 2 people are present im on a seafood diet - i see food and i eat it if swimming is so good for your figure, explain whales ____________________________ i love the fortune command in linux Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A few of them have been posted before.... "We the unwilling, led by the unknown, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful" "The only time you learn from the mistakes of another is when they end in tragedy" "In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences" "Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know"
Imagination abandoned by reason creates impossible monsters. United with her, she is the mother of the arts and the source of their wonders. ~Francisco da Goya Very few things works as well when covered in chocloate. ~Mel Brooks To alcohol! The cause of (and solution to) all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except for the weasel. ~Homer Simpson 90% of everything is crap. ~Theodore Sturgeon Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx A witty saying proves nothing. ~Voltaire
I used to be conceited, but now I'm absolutely perfect. I may not alway's be right, but I'm never wrong. the possible, we can do straight away, the impossible take a little longer. The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything. One can survive everything nowdays except death. He had the sort of face that, once seen, is never remembered.
only the one, but it says a lot. The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us. Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed; second, it is violently opposed; and third, it is accepted as self-evident. --Arthur Schopenhauer Television is the best device ever designed to convert grey matter into brown matter.--Unknown In a corrupt society, the truth can be found by what is forbidden to say.--Unknown
'Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.' 'there are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant.' (during a snooker match on tv) 'for those of you with a black and white tv the yellow is behind the blue.' murray walker motor racing classics - 'the lead car is completely unique from other cars, except the one behind it which is identical.' 'with half the race gone theres half the race still to go' 'its raining and the track is wet' 'this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car' Mark viduka - 'I dont care if we lose every game this season as long as we win the league.' Theres gotta be more football ones(especially from bobby robson and trevor brooking).
the Promise of a newly appointed coach of a struggling third division team: "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." cant remember who sorry Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that. Bill Shankly,
Kinsmen die and cattle die, And so must one die one's self, But there is one thing I know which never dies And that is the fame of a dead man's deeds.
I have yet to lactate- gendanken John Travolta looks like a pork chop with sideburns- gendanken The trouble with women is they get exited over nothing, then marry him.- Cher Last but not least: "So" says Faber to Montag " do our books serve to remind Ceaser of mortality. The things you are looking for, Motag, are in the world but the only way the average chap will ever see 99% of them is in a book...DON'T look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown at least die knowing you were headed to shore"
Fear is the mind killer I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. ------ -- The Bene Gesserit Litany of Fear from the novel Dune by Frank Herbert -- Ahhh... Dune the memories... =P
Another litle Frank Herbert gem. I'm paraphrasing. Don't have the book in front of me. "Between Gods and men there is no seperation. One blends softly into the other." -Leto, The God Emperor. (I think. Sounds like something he'd say.)
and yet another Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive. Frank Herbert (1920 - 1986), Dune
yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is a gift that's why it's called the present (don't know who wrote it) I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer (Homer J Simpson)
Damn it all to hell! And damn his retarded son! The man was a frickin' genius and his son is pissing on his work in a way even Nietzsche's sister didn't. DIE!!!
"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence." - Bertrand Russell //--- "Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom." - Albert Einstein //--- "To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle." - Confucius //--- Here's one I found amusing, even though I don't do drugs: "If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." - Terence McKenna
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Man who live in glass house die of skin cancer
