Rap Battles

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by ChildOfTheMind, May 28, 2003.

  1. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    In Germany it was 11:20 PM. Sorry for not living in your time zone

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    And no, I do not know what is connected with that time.
     
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  3. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    Then obviously you can't rap.

    LOL.

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  5. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Of course I cannot, I more or less said so.

    I like Death and Black Metal and I really cannot stand those rap-pussies.
     
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  7. MC MRB Registered Member

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    black and death metal is way to fucking wack
    id rather lift tha bass and trebble to rock and rap
    sit back with an ounce and a gap
    yeah you heard me bitch i am strapped
    rom filled with ak's and macks
    im da king pin and im here to win
    rule this whole bugged out site with a smiley grin
    want me to get gangsta i'll get gangsta
    cause when i shoot ya i'll thank ya
    another one off my hit list shit where in the fucks my camera
     
  8. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    How interesting.

    So, I suppose no one is going to elaborate this 4:20 AM thing that Wes brought up? Too bad.
    Then I´ll just turn the music up,
    for I do not give a fuck.
    Since I hate to rap, I´ll counter with a text from a song.
    I cannot be bothered to make something up, so I´ll just cite something as
    an answer to you MC MRB.

    "You wanna get closer and get a taste
    of death? I know ya wanna fuck me down
    til' I'm bleeding red. I couldn't care less,
    I'll end up rotting in mud, so c'mon mothafucka
    and gimme yer best shot."

    Children of Bodom - Children of Decadence
     
  9. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    And a small rhyme:

    Fuck off fag,
    I´ll go to bed.

    (Uh yeah, I can rhyme so damn well... hehehe

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  10. 420Joey SF's Incontestable Pimp Valued Senior Member

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    Keyin....

    two barbarians meet peeps can see the heat through your teeth
    South Star might look hungry, but thats cause he hasn’t eaten in weeks
    boney arms dont enact-violence..this weakling aint rhyming
    he must be on a ‘crash-diet’ like drinking and driving
    start re-thinking your timing, I laugh at your thoughts of besting me
    when I ran over your "brain" I must’ve ~jogged~ your memory
    just keep the pace son, your half dead and I aint done
    there’s many ‘forms’ of my violence, your still on page one
    but we’re the same son, both like Big Ben.. no clownin around
    cause you got large ‘tics’ and I’m the ‘tock’ (talk)of the town
    haulting your wage, your in debt, start markin your grave
    cause when my bomb drops it’ll cost an arm and a leg
    1m that loud screach after hours.. the evil speech in your showers
    your wife’s grave? well I’m the cat thats leavin her flowers
    you speak shit fluently.. but aint no way that you could ruin me
    your just speaking falsehoods... much like your community
    better late then later, but keystyles? it’s either fakes or fakers
    an offense built around a shack. but you aint the Lakers
    your styles stuck in dispair, the effort shows with nothing to spare
    go fly a kite.. the thought of you winning is ‘up in the air’
    a monopoly, I clear the boards.. there aint no stopping me
    Im a ‘charging Bull’ like Elton Brand on a shopping spree
     
  11. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    i think u fruntin, u makin up LIES about sumpin.
    when u open up your mouf den we can see whut you dumpin
    u juss BULLSHIT, dat i don't wanna git
    u b wishin i wern't dissin dat u caint get legit

    fo twenny got me bluntin
    i gotta find me sumthin
    to keep deez effin sciggers
    from continually flunkin
     
  12. StarOfEight A Man of Taste and Decency Registered Senior Member

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    Then why are you posting in a rap thread?
     
  13. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Because I was bored

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  14. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Yo muthafucking dumshit
    Yo muthafucking dumshit
    yo piss me off with sumshit
    yo piss me off with sumshit
    I'm gonna shave yo balls off--With my silver Stanley knife
    I'm gonna shave yo balls off--With my silver Stanley knife
    I'm gonna shave yo balls off--With my silver Stanley knife
    I'm gonna shave yo balls off--With my silver Stanley knife

    With my silver Stanley knife I'm gonna shave yo balls off
    I'm gonna stuff dem up yo ass and out your mouth ho yeh so
    Im gonna slice dem up n serve them to yo ma and bro' so
    like sushi YO like sushi YO
    like a muthafucking sushi bar jus opened n da hood
    like a muthafucking sushi bar jus opened n da hood

    yo muthafucking dumshit
    yo muthafucking dumshit
     
  15. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Really, that´s the best so far

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  16. MC MRB Registered Member

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    deramwalker your a dreamtalker and im a night stalker so watch ya back bitch
    ya just put your self to the top of a criminal's hit list
    and there's no way no chance in hell i wanna fuck ya
    id rather rape ya till you cry ohh please lord help i need a saviour
    remember what i said i split lips thats if you had a lip to split
    cause your lips are vanished from sucking to much dick
    so remember MCMRB straight outta the MTD
    you should know by now to never ever ever fuck around with me
     
  17. MC MRB Registered Member

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    dreamwalker seems he's completely lost himself in his own dreams
    cause all he ever does is cries and screams
    so please leave b4 i turn my back to the lord and begin to decieve
    dreamwalker steps to me like i cant believe this cheese
    you dont dream your just a lost fuck
    so sit back and watch a real mc and shut the fuck up

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  18. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Come on and try to split my lip, ´cuz I got a chainsaw waiting for you

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  19. sexy_brunette Registered Member

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    Hye ya'll... i dont kno u ya'll and nor can i rap, can anyone help me learn how to rap??
     
  20. sexy_brunette Registered Member

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    holy crap ya'll r good rappers!
     
  21. Nick Stenson Registered Member

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    yo wana battle?
     
  22. Dudish dude Look out behind you...ZOMBIE!! Registered Senior Member

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    This guy's a choke artist
    You catch a bad 1,
    Your better off shooting yourself with poppa doc's hand gun.
    Climbing up this mountain, your weak,
    I leave you lost without a paddle.
    Floatin up shits creek.
    You ain’t Detroit. I’m the D.
    Your the new kid on the block
    about to get smacked to the boondocks.
    Fucking nazi your squad ain’t your type,
    take some real advice
    and form a group with Vanilla Ice.
    And wut I tell you, you better use it.
    This guys a hillbilly this ain’t Willie Nelson music.
    Trailor trash, I’ll choke you to your last breath
    and have you look foolish like cheddar bob when he shot himself.
    Silly rabbit, I know why they call you that ...
    cuz you follow future like he got carrotz up his ass crack.
    And when you acted up
    thats when you got jacked up
    and act stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up.
    I crack your shoulder blade
    you’ll get dropped so hard that Elvis’ll start turning in his grave.
    Now I know why they left you out in the dark.
     
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  23. Dudish dude Look out behind you...ZOMBIE!! Registered Senior Member

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