Well, summer is here again, as I sit near a window blurred by rain. Tim Henman has gone crashing out of Wimbledon, like so many years before, following the national 'Football' team, with their laundry list of excuses. Have you noticed how women wear the smallest skirt they can find, and then spend all day trying to pull it down. The same with wearing low cut tops, showing off their tits and WE are meant to be in the wrong for looking. It's a bit like buying a television, turning on and then throwing a sheet over it before we watch it. We open the doors to asylum seekers, known terrorists and wonder/worry about the threat of a terrorist attack. (Sorry, but to me, that's like asking Mr Hitler from no 21 to look after little Hymie and Isla Finklestein while you pop to the shops to get milk). Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the United Kingdom.....what really pisses you off about your country? The best ones I might stick in my new book.
YAY!! 101 worst things about the UK (Ireland included) 1. We can't be bothered to change to the euro. 2. We're still in school *groan* 3. This is the most interesting thing that you can do in school, when you're supposed to be learning German, Ja? 4. We never have any decent weather. Those Americans have all kinds of weather conditions. Can we borrow Florida/California for a little while? I'll put more in later...Stupid UK
Ah the UK. Hate it so very much. 1. The roads are just crazy. There's no structure to them. It's like they just gave a bunch of drunk guys a truck load of tarmac! 2. Everyone critises your every move especially the lower classes. 3. The weather. We complain during the winter that our balls are going blue, but when the summer heat waves come we complain that our balls are going black. 4. Food is disgraceful here. We have little selection or variety in our supermarkets. Everywhere else I go has a huge amount. 5. People here think they're better than any other country. We're still living under the fallacy that we're still powerful. 6. We've got to tolerate the yanks. 7. We've got to tolerate the French. 8. People here hate Germans. Not good for me. 9. Music is pop shit everywhere. 10. People fear poedophiles more than guns
Actually I like the UK dance music scene, suppose you'd have to be into electronica to appreciate it Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
DANCE MUSIC!!!! ARHAGRJAGHAK:LGUNB Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!AIBOUGB UIOGEBUIBUIAFB DUB:BGKADFLAK Translation :afhkahl bayv gybbguiabfuiaghgslkag iuagfiga gsfgiagiu gbfskb Translation to English: !!!!!!spluttered outrage in excess!!!!!!
It seems that people always hate where they are from while they are growing up. I hate alot of things about america... you know what, i think i just hate everything.
Isn't the UK full of racists? The Ozzies are real racist (at least, verbal about it), compared to the average American. I was just wondering if you rubbed it off on the Ozzies.
What I hate about the British is that you won't come back and try to burn down the White House again. Please? We'll supply the gasoline and the can and give you an old hooch runner as a getaway car... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
ill buy you some gas aswell, come-on. how much harm can burning down a little building full of corrupt politicians do? *grabs a pitchfork and tries to start an angry mob*
Yeah, the 'English' hate just about everyone. Hate the Germans for a war 60 years old. Hate the Argentinians for pretty much the same reason. Hate the French and the Welsh (although strange to see how when we didn't qualify for the 94' world cup, we were all suddenly grasping to find our Irish roots and cheer them). We hate Blacks (even though most of them over here are more English than us), basically, we can be friends with anyone....until we play them at a sport, namely football. The amount of time I've been in a pub and heard, 'we hate Lichtenstien', 'we hate Iceland' (hey give them a break, they have it bad enough with Bjork and that bloke from Mastermind)...Lord knows what would happen if the English A team played the B team in a friendly...'we hate ourselves...I'm going to kick the shit out of myself after the pub shuts'.....yeah, we're a proud nation all right.
The funny thing is that many English peeps couldn't spot a welshman from a mile away. Yet we're so full of pride and prejudice. So full of ourselves and our own superiority. This is the nations downfall. Block from mastermind, Magnus Magnuson or summat?
I recently moved to Scotland from England and maybe I watched Braveheart a few too many times but came here expecting to be hated. Strangely enough, from everyone I've talked too up here, the Scots treat the English better then the English treat themselves.
Oh, I quite like the WhiteHouse, it's got history (Bill blowing his load in Monica's mouth for one)...it's the twats that inhabit it you wanna set fire to.
righty ho then, lets just firebomb everyone going in and out of it Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Sounds good, after all the Reublicans are used to blowing the crap out of anyone that looks at them in a funny way!
sounds good to me....can I try to climb up it when pissed to try to impress some girl I haven't yet met?
