I Hate Mothers

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by gendanken, May 9, 2004.

  1. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Sarge:
    Well, I've been away for a while and come back to find the the little worm has erased himself again so I should be wondering who Andy is as well as you.

    Dearprudence, Android, Android.V2, and Syphyllis- we know him by all these names, he has this tendency to post for a stretch under one handle and then out of the blue we find he has deleted all his posts for the sake of another handle when things get uncomfortable. One is then left looking like a mental case addressing someone that does not exist.

    In other words, he's the homosexual with his spoon up your colon digging for gold and then one day he's gone for he finds that all one gets in a colon is shit. It takes him ages to grasp what's fucking obvious.

    Picture a curly haired footstool with paranoid, inferiority complexia.
    A woman.
     
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  3. moementum7 ~^~You First~^~ Registered Senior Member

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    Come with us, join us.
    We hate mothers as well in the great collective.
    All questions will be awnsered upon assimilation.
     
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  5. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    What the fuck are you doing with Wesmorris' annoying avatar?

    And who is 'us'?
     
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  7. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Just look at the more Me thread.

    We are Wes, Wes are we. Join us.
    Resitance is futile.
     
  8. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Pointless story time: A Rich woman tells her maid to go to her son's school to feed him this deliciously delicious pudding she has made for him. The maid asks "but how will I know who is your son". The rich woman replies "simple, he will be the most handsome and special child in the whole classroom". The maid goes to the school, enters the classroom and feeds the pudding to her own son sitting in the back.

    Really makes me wonder how you will be as a mother.
     
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  10. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Thought I'd back up Android's post for the sake of clarity, 'cause - hey! - it's got my name in it... sort of... and I'm vain enough to appreciate that.

    Does this mean that Android's circumlocutory sallies about how ze guessed the innermost spirit of Xev and Wanderer are all gone too? Am I yelling at myself like a prophet in the desert in that thread now? I think I'll go see.

    EDIT: Yep, the prima donna's deleted every damn post ze made. Sort of... sad, really.
     
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  11. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Mind the bushes - I got singed by one last time I did that.
     
  12. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Well, oddness indeed; but I guess this isn't the first time I've seen someone practice revisionist history on their own life. Nor perhaps should it draw my attention...

    TOPIC!

    Honestly, why be upset with a person for participating in their inherited biological processes? I don't usually have a big problem when I see someone croon over a piece of pie, so I can't really freak out when some girl decides to nurture her little offspring.

    I usually only have a problem when people decide that they can't go through with it, and wait until after having the kids to turn into a twisted, useless emotional wreck. Oddly, many people don't have the foresight to realize that their children are either going to die (which would be just horrible, of course) or they're going to grow up into a sullen fourteen-year-old who realizes that they've been brought into a world of institutionalized uncaring and nearly all-encompassing lies.

    "But I don't understand," they wail like a dying goat. "They didn't used to be like this."
    Und we say "Ja, they used to be shorter," because apparently the growing up of human beings is the ultimate mystery for most people, even though they sat in the middle of it when it happened to them.

    So they whine and cry, a vast, hideous cacophony of brutish misunderstanding, all hoping that Dr. Phil will address their topic on national TV soon enough to rescue them from their own stupidity...

    (This never happens).
     
  13. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Sarge:
    Frightening, child, frightening.

    Picture Putana with poison-ed breast milk, pray for the kid.

    Bigblue:
    No- this means he's spending more time at home with the lights out obsessing alone with his teddy, perhaps he will invest some of it into something far more inventive than "Vexed" (the fuck?)
    And considering that you're one of the few around here with anything remotely intellectual to share, yes your fate is howling in the desert.

    Because their idea of nurture is exploding every facet of childcare to the extremes once they've procreated, and rubbing them in one's face as something like the blue ribbon they got for a prize pig.

    The obese do not advertise their obsessions- this at least makes them bearable despite being an eyesore. I'm sure you've found the flamboyance of homosexuals annoying ever since the concept of 'gay pride' was inagurated 40 years ago- its the same with mothers.
    Also, don't let me be the first to point out that parenthood has become an irritating hobby.

    Preggos should hide their pride the way fat chicks hide cupcakes, sevi?

    After? HUH??

    The twisted, useless emotional wrecks usually have kids becuase.....they're twisted, useless emotional sumabitches.


    Andy:
    I cheered you up, did I? Wonder why.

    Do you realize Freud had many patients just like you?
    The similiarities are uncanny- here he is dissecting a young university boy laden with fears, compulsions, and prohibitions we know refer to as the Rat Man dilemma.
    In his case he is obsessed with his father, but nothwistanding when reading these passages we realize the boy is a closet homosexual.
    We find in him both a wish, a lusty desire really, in bondage with a revolt against it. This, the source of his dementia.

    These neurotic impulses are infantile and of course like everything else our friend Freud has explained it with sex.

    However, this mania when coupled with erotic insticts and obesseive, paranoid fears lead to just as obsessive protective measures- your hypercivilities and that phobic habit of yours in deleting all your drippings...kidding, posts.

    I picture a young, unnattractive blonde in pigtails squatting on her couch at home pissy because she can't fathom why they boys don't like her- does she not have blonde hair?

    Not saying I gotcha pegged, but it reminded me of you.

    A suggestion- a hermit crab as avatar would be cute.


    I'm thinking of this for my sig: "I am Germania and Helvetia of the exclusively sweet smegma."
     
  14. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Speaking of this:

    There is something about both Dr. Phil and the trend nowadays of families spilling their emotional shit out on television that makes you want to grab humanity by the hair and dip it in hydrochloric acid.
     
  15. MacZ Caroline Registered Senior Member

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    Why don't you simply extract yourself form the normalities, banalities - whatever - that upset your dainty sensibilities so much? Get into some interesting, challenging, tricky situations that will give you a better picture of the scope of humanity, what it's capable of, yourself included.
     
  16. Zero Banned Banned

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    Let me try a bit of logic with my empty head. Orc math.

    Gendanken is disgruntled because there are mothers in the world.
    If there were no mothers in the world, Gendanken would no longer be disgruntled.

    Now, it is probable that most members of homo sapiens work to remove the source of disgruntlement (I seem to have made up a word) and since it is also reasonable to assume Gendanken is also a member of this fascinating homo sapiens, therefore Gendanken would also work to remove the source of disgruntlement (there it is again!).

    Therefore, Gendanken would work to remove all mothers from the world, or at least fix the world so that there would be no mothers.

    However, mothers are necessary for procreation. Therefore, if there were no mothers, there would be no procreation. If that happened, there would be much less new life in the world.

    Which begs the question:

    Would it matter if there were no more life in the world? :bugeye:


    Augh. My poor brain can't take any more. Someone else pick up after me.

    *staggers off and resumes vegetation*
     
  17. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Zero: The gap you're looking for is the difference between what we want and what we seek. The best of our actions is doomed to be incomplete; most of the rest never happen in the first place, though we plan them minutely.

    Rest your brain; parenthood is an underexercised pastime in "modern countries", which is to say, those where the social safety net preserves the useless instead of letting them fall onto the... um... whatever the accepted metaphor for poverty is.

    (Why in the hell is "earning" couched in the metaphor of tightrope-walking? Why a safety net? And what is personal bankruptcy? "The ground"? While we're at it, maybe we could describe parenthood in terms of being shot out of a cannon, or make elephant-washing our preferred metaphor for responsible use of a credit card...)

    Anyway, since "mattering" is a concept initiated and applied by people, if there were no people, nothing would "matter", it's true. Unless one of them invented a cloning machine, and there was going to be a brief hiatus where everyone was dead, and then they cloned themselves so that the world was full of them. In that case, things would still matter. I think.
     
  18. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Not useless per se because they managed to have kids; they only arrive at useless when it turns out they can only follow through on the first three weeks of a thirty-year-long action. Like if you wanted to make an omelet, but you had a nervous breakdown before turning the stove on.
     
  19. Arditezza Banned Banned

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    Or we could honor them for being a womb instead of being a person;

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/05/25/fifteen.kids.ap/index.html

    Hurrah for women who are completely clueless. Ignorance is bliss, yes?

    I too, think that some mothers are examples of the greatest human tragedy, human selfishness. The woman in the story home-schools her children, and is building their home in her spare time. When will the liberal media give us a break. Who the fuck has time to take care, and home-school 15 kids AND build a house. She's superwoman apparently, except that she decided to name all of her brood with "J" names, including one named Jinger. What kind of fucking name is Jinger? Yes, lets give her an award for overpopulating, and setting a horrible example for other women. You should stay barefoot and pregnant because you get awards and praise for it. Go us!

    I'm a mother, but I can't stand the mothers who live through their kids and make them feel guilty for every little choice they make in their life. Soccer moms and minivans should be outlawed, and you should only be able to make enough children to replace yourself. There was a stupid woman in South America who had 23 kids. wtf? Dennis Miller said, "Goddamn woman, it's a vagina not a clown car."
     
  20. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Overpopulation is not a problem in most modernized countries; the birth rates in many such places are depressingly low. Luckily, there are still stupid women in South America to help replenish our populations...
     
  21. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Motherhood is fine in moderation, but have you heard about the Arkansas woman who just had her 15th? What is more absurd is that all their names rhyme, Jeramiah, John, Jeb, Gene, etc.. and they are mostly biblical names, too. Of course she stays at home to homeschool them (no evolution, I'm sure). There should be a mandatory historectomy with the 10th child. On the news, one weatherman could barely contain his disgust, but he had to be polite on TV.
     
  22. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Spidey - see Arditezza's link above.
     
  23. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Macz:
    OOOhhh....Ahhh....it just called my sensibilites 'dainty'.

    Of course, I can always do what is easy- letting half my body go to sleep and live the rest of my life like the fucking barbituate you are, yes?
    Why don't I just walk down a file of men and maim the first man I see out of line?
    "Get back in step with the others!", you tell him. "Shoulder to shoulder all of you, and damn that man that does it different! Now march!"

    Manson: "If I could, I'd kill every last one of you", my mantra.

    Five bucks says I have a wider scope then you- it sees the past, present and penetrates far off into the future. Always.
    Yours I believe whirls around in cirlces chasing its own tail, tightass.

    Now get the fuck out of here or you'll be frying with Dr.Phil.

    Zero:
    Wrong.

    Ludicrous to think I'm advocating the depletion of mothers- we need an underclass as we need some variant of enslavement, barring the obvious.
    Its the gloating and cacophany that accompanies their swollen middles, and the drama they propogandize with their 'family' - not to mention that nasty habit among married, pregnant, engaged, or bedded women of promoting themselves above other women that have never married, bred, or had sex.

    If you'd just shut 'em up, gendanken would leave them alone.

    In my dystopic fantasy, I'm seeing a world peopled with nothing but men (all the ugly ones are shot) and in our caverns and dark corners are the mothers, chained up and kept fat to have babies with. Their only use would be babies for population purposes, pastel colored caves I'd be nice enough to keep them in.
    All in all, an antfarm with gendanken the only woman out among gods.

    There would be plenty of life in my world.

    Bigblue:
    And what is so 'useful' about having kids nowadays?
    Look to China- the elderly are revered (moreso in the past than now, but work with me) and the children care for them in their decrepitude.

    Here, the eldery's body gets washed, his mind entertained, and his ass wiped by a nursing assistant that got certefied in six months- half the time she's an idiot.

    There is nothing to having children- imbeciles have them all the time and when not up for the job the state jumps in and helps them with our money. I'm surprised you even used the word 'managed' as if it were some kind of accomplishment.

    Arditezza:
    The kind of mind that gets lost in the noise of traditional confines and a husband's diseased Will.
    These usually end up in trailer parks.

    You're a mother? In that case, pack your shit up and get out of my thread bitch.

    Only kidding- that is what I find most deplorable, the use of their children as looking glass.

    The use of them as whipping posts, the use of them as mouthpieces and basins to dump out their frustrations. Know what I am seeing now, other than the soccer mom attemting to recapture her youth with her Mia Hammed tweeny?
    I'm seeing a cow at a laundramat with her finger in her little boy's face, yelling out loud so that all in the room could see that she *is* a person of authority. With her eyes shifting back and forth seeking approval like the dog she is, I know that this mother gets walked on at home by her husband.
     

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