Your Epitaph?!

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  1. Morteza Olangui Enemy of the people Registered Senior Member

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    Hi:
    What do you wish your epitaph to be?
    Mine:
    1955-20??
    He wanted to become a hero
    But he is still a zero.
    quack - quack, thanks
     
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  3. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    god, i'm not quite that morbid...

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    hm... i think...
    I want to be cremated and scattered off somewhere nice so my ashes grow and become useful rather then locked in a wooden box for eternity...

    that is, if they can find my body when I die

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  5. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    Meh...
    1987- ??
     
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  7. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    damn fine year that was! I hear lots of good people were born in it

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  8. Bells Staff Member

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    I'd always wanted to be cremated and then dumped at sea. But if I am unlucky enough to be stuck in the ground somewhere.. well I'd like my epitaph to say...

    "I'm watching you"


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  9. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    I'm toying with this:

    AROSEISAROSEISAROSE

    But written in the shape of a circle, so that it just keeps spinning ...
     
  10. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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  11. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    The original is of course by Gertrude Stein, just that she didn't write it in a circle. hah!
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Mine would be. "I told you that I was sick!"

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  13. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    and if you get shot? run over? so on...
     
  14. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    It was a joke JF, just trying to bring a little humor to this otherwise repulsive thread.
     
  15. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    repulsive is a strong word... and i was joking too.

    If I got shot I'd want "I TOLD YOU IT WASNT PARANOIA!! But Nooo..."
     
  16. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I like to talk about things that are more useful and uplifting if at all posible and talking about death isn't very uplifting to me. I know that you were joking but had to answer to be certain you knew I was also.
     
  17. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    okay - we've understood each other now.
     
  18. jinchilla Registered Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    I want my epitaph to be the snarling of the alpha male wolf feeding upon my carcass.
     
  19. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    I think I'll go with the classical way of writing epitaphs, but I don't mind thinking for some twists......
    my name (with a lil written nickname)
    life-span
    If spirits roam the earth, find me not in this place
     
  20. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    "oh shit..."
     
  21. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    The engraver would carve "WTF" should you pay less.......
     
  22. MISSunderstanding@ Registered Senior Member

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    Hello:
    I just read that some people think that this thread is depressing. Why do you think the thought of death is depressing? Are you so attached to this world? Whenever I think of death I ask my God - if he does exist, I am not sure, I just ask - to let me live al long as my daughter has become a grown up.
    My epitaph: Keep off the grass (By the late Ustinov)cheers
     
  23. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    'god is dead, so am I'
     

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