This is an experiment of how people would vote based on a candidate's qualities...or lack thereof. No googling, since that is considered cheating, and it would skew results. I will have answers for who these people are posted in a few days. It may surprise you depending on which way you vote. It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice
oooold. C is hitler, A and B are favorite american presidents. everyone with an internet connection has seen it. hitler being a vegetarian was a fiction created by the nazi party to make him seem like a swell guy.
Well, that's why I said NO GOOGLING! As for a and b being both American...not...oh well. No one here knows how a poll is supposed to work. Curious considering it is a scientific method!
Swedishfish: You are somewhat correct. He was a vegetarian for sometime due to some intenstinal problems; his doctor put him on the diet. There were instances he swayed from it; heck he loved eating stuffed squab! jadedflower: Since this poll is shot to hell anyway, thanks to Swedishfish to some extent, A is Franklin D. Roosevelt, and B is none other than Winston Churchill.
I sleep till noon in winter, and I'd love to try opium, must be a good man this Churchill fella. Don't panic. I know who he is, I was just kidding. I'm not American but that doesn't mean I'm retarded and living under a rock Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I think the poll was a cool idea. Shame it didn't go through. Of course, under the circumstances, we can tell there's a catch. You want to say C but you know there will be some reason not to/reason that'll make you think...
candidate B of course! Gotta love than opium. it opens the mind as well as other things... mmmmmmm opium.
Yeah i got this in the E-mail 2 years ago. i thought it was pretty funny Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Joke, Persol? Where's the joke? I think you're on what Winston was doing. Go screw a knothole in a tree!
Okay, so the only person who is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and never cheated on his wife is Hitler? How on earth does that logic work? :bugeye: And I guess few people realize that vegetarian societies were outlawed by the Nazi party? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! -- Long live the Female Messiah!
Hi: I do not like to take part in any kind of elections. I think one is cheated anyway. But I would like, here, to vote for the wife of Candidate C. She is very lucky that her husband is faithful to her. So Hipp hip hurray, hipp hipp hurray Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! . P.S. Ladies and Gentleman, the wife of Candidate C is elected as World leader and I believe there is no objection to that! thanks
I love the way "google" has become a verb. Brownie points for anyone who knows what "Google" means, and can say what it is ... without googling ^^ I'll post this in the riddle forum too.
There's no such thing as a "google," as far as I know, but there is a "googol." It's the number 10^100.
I said googling, boo fucking hoo. I was telling you nitwits not to use the google search engine. Hey Persol-did a squirrel bite you? Probably not because they're after walnuts, not peanuts.
