I think most people have a short list of things that they truly hate tucked away somewhere in one of the dark drawers of their mind. I know I keep mine tucked away because hate is not a word I like to use casually, and if I keep the list put away, it means I really have to go through a bit of effort to get the list so that I can update it, whether that means to add, modify or remove something. This way I don't just add and remove things willy-nilly. I have to be committed to the project. Comprende? So I had to pull out the list today on my way to get the car repaired. It's been a long time coming, and I swear I have been patient. For years I have tolerated this injustice and kept my emotions in check. I think I have always held out hope that others would see this travesty for what it really is, and mercifully put this monster to death. Sadly, I was wrong. STEVE WINWOOD SUCKS MY BALLS, AND THE SONG ROLL WITH IT BABY MIGHT JUST BE THE WORST SONG EVER WRITTEN! There. I said it. I don't think I have ever had hatred for anything more than I have hatred for that godforsaken song, and the uber-asshat that wrote it. And here's where my hatred reaches its Zenith. Some broke-dick at the radio station is playing it, because some bigger broke-dick called in and requested that the dj play that musical equivalent to the soundtrack from "Elephants with dysentery, and what it smells like...". I don't think I can hate that song enough. The other day, I was waiting around for them to call me to come get my car, and so finding myself with some idle time, I made a mental picture of Steve Winwood in my head, and then I just focused all of my considerable energies on hating him, and wishing ill will upon him. Then when I got home, I took out a sheet of paper, and I wrote Steve Winwood on it, and put it in the freezer. Trust me. This shit works. Something bad will befall that sunuvabitch before the year is up. It's just got to. Damn him. Why in the hell does a no talent hack like Winwood get to be famous anyway? I mean, what's he ever really done for society? Bring me a higher love. What the hell does that mean anyway? Is that like getting all smoked up on dope and then fucking somebody? I don't get the lingo here. You know what I'm going to do when I seize power here in a few years..... I'm going to organize a league of all the Super-Suck Rock Stars, as I see them, and organize them into teams and they will be made to a play a sport of my choosing and much like the old Aztec or Maya soccer shit (I forgot which, like it really matters?), the losing team is put to death. Can't you just imagine the joy of seeing a team made up of Oates, Messina, Winwood, and Garfunkel getting their shit kicked in by Styx? Wouldn't that just fucking rock. And then that uber-loser Dennis DeYoung gets to march up on the big pyramid and waste those guys, one by one, by stabbing them to death with an old broken shard of a 45 of Come Sail Away. That would totally rock. I would pay at least $3 to see that on PPV. And then the brutal irony is the next weekend when Styx totally gets their shit kicked in by Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds, with an assist from Steve Perry of Journey fame. Damn that shit would rule. But I digress. Bottom line: I am totally committed to hating Steve Winwood, and nothing can get in my way. Did you realize that everytime any radio station anywhere plays "Roll With It Baby", that God kills three kittens, and a puppy? Most people don't know that until I explain it to them. Winwood, wherever you are tonight, ROLL WITH THIS BITCH! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Worse than Henry Rollins' "Liar" ? :bugeye: Dubious... Clearly, sir, you are a philistine of the basest stripe. As I type this, I have a strip of aluminum foil with your name on it in the microwave, which is set on "HIGH"... Look! There you are... Rotating helplessly toward a sure case of inoperable brain cancer! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Be forewarned! I have already taken the necessary precautions against any possible counter ju-ju you might attempt to employ against me! I have consumed the Amanita Muscaria ! the Deadly Nightshade! the Pepto Bismol! I have annointed my toes with the blood of a virgin hamster! I have inscribed the pentagram of protection with the ashes of burned chihuahua zygotes! I am impregnable and invulnerable! Prepare to suffer !!! Moo Hoo Haa Haa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!
When Winwood was with Traffic, that group rocked! It was when he went out on his own that he started to falter. He needed the others as much as they need him for Traffic to produce some great works like Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys or Light Up Or Leave Me Alone for a few examples. Did you ever listen to them? I had a car for over 17 years befor I gave up on repairing it all the time and just went out and bought a new one. I just hope it lasts at least 10 years befor major problems occur.
Note to self* Learn guitar, form a band and release an album composed of 14 different remixes of "Roll with it baby" and send 15ofthe19 an autographed copy of the soon to be hit album.
Now I have come up with some cruel shit to do to people, but just damn sarge, that's diabolical. Remind me never to get on your bad side. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Steve Winwood sucks? Well he led Traffic which i think is one of the greastet rock bands ever. He wrote the songs Empty Pages, Glad, Dear Mr. Fantasy, Low Spark of High Heeled Boys, Can't Find My Way Home, and Different Light. All of which definitly do not suck. He's one of the best jazz/rock piano players I've ever heard. No I'd say he doesn't suck, and is actually quite good. Hell I even kind of like Roll With It. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Killjoy, you don't post enough. EDIT: oh and 15! You're off your game? I'd swear you should have gone "Roll with this, bitch"? Maybe it's me.
I'm workin' on it... I'm workin' on it... For some reason when Sciforums changed servers, or systems, or whatever, I could na' log in for a bit... :bugeye: Perhaps Comrade Commisar Wantabe finally got my umpteen million and one e-mails pissing and moaning about getting a new randomly generated password every time I tried logging in due to the previous one not working... only to find the new one didn't work either...! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I thought I said something somewhere which got me banned from the place... Pretty hard to believe given what I've read in thes hallowed halls just since the "changeover"... but you know how they like to pick on Polacks! I'd just about given up, when I was going thru some old bookmarked sites to clean out the suspiscious references to barnyard animals and armored personel carriers, when I saw this URL again, and said: What the hell ! And whaddaya know! Unlike Solzhenytsin... I'm "politically rehabilitated"! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
dang- I thought this was a thread about that no good shit G. W. Bush and his "Let's Roll" chickenhawkin.. "Can't Find My Way Home" by Blind Faith with S. Winwood is very very good...but I cant stand any of his eighties stuff. "Roll with me, Baby" is great soundtrack for "trickle on me" Reaganomics, though.
