Favourite Movie Quote

What's your favourite movie quote and who said it?

I'll kick things off......

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!" -Dr. Strangelove

 

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Writing note: "Dear Josh. We came by to f&^k you, but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay. Signed, Tiffany and Amber."

from "Ghost World"

 

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Too many to count! Off the top of my head, though....

"Screaming...a good many dramatic situations begin with screaming." Barbarella

[During brain surgery] "Don't tug on that! You never know what it may be attached to." Buckaroo, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

"Laugh while you can, monkeyboy!" Emilio Lizardo, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

"You're out of your element, Donnie!" Walter, The Big Lebowski

 

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there's plenty of good ones from Dr. Strangelove.

President Muffley/Peter Sellers - "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

Gen. Turgedson/George C. Scott - "You're allowing the Soviet ambassador into the War Room, Mr. President? But he'll...he'll see the Big Board!"

Gen. Turgedson - "Mr. President. We can't let there be a mine-shaft gap!"

 

"But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible." - Detective in Plan 9 from Outer Space

"Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence." - Serendipity in Dogma

"Hmmm, tell me something, those two girls at the party last night. Did you, by any chance, happen to fuck them?" - Alice Harford in Eyes Wide Shut

"Yo, Jesus! Hows about yous come ovaah 'eer sos I can betray ya?" - Judas in Last Temptation of Christ (OK, I made that one up, but it might as well have been in there... Harvey Keitel, brilliant casting)


Josh

It's just a ride. - Bill Hicks

 

Oedipus: "Hey, Josephus!"
Josephus: "Hey, motherfucker!"

History of the World, Part 1

 

"I like goooooooooooooooooold" - Goldmember (austin power:goldmember)

 

"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." - A Christmas Story

"No leads!? What do you mean no leads? That's you're forte, ain't it? Chasing down crooks and Commies and shit. That's you're whole Goddamn raison d'etre ain't it?" - Raising Arizona

 

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" from 2001 a Space Odyessy

"Frankly my dear , I don't give a damn!" from Gone With The Wind

"Thank you sir , may I have another?" from Animal House

"I am the Borg" from Star Trek: First Contact

"Your body's writing checks your ego can't cash!" from Top Gun

"Rosebud..." from Citizen Kane

"We're on a mission from God" from The Blues Brothers


"This town needs an enema!" from Batman


"Klaatu, berrada, nikto" from The Day The Earth Stood Still

 

"You can't stop progress!"

Muriel in Muriel's Wedding

 

Dennis Hopper:
"...I give up. Who are you?"

Christopher Walken:
"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?"

..and thank you for helping me come up with a username.

 

Thurgood Jenkins: "You have smoked yourself retarded. " - Half-Baked

 

"When someone asks you if you're a god... say yes!" -Ghostbusters

 

"I am the master of the clit." - Jay (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

 

Hi:
"When you walked in I did not recognise you. Now that you are leaving I know who you are."
An Iranian actor to an Anti-Shah armed campaigner in the film "the Deer" by Massood Kimiai.

 

Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

...and hundreds more.....

 

Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls
(screaming)".....take that you wicked spawn of satan"
The Time Machine
"......What if"

 

To be or not to be, that`s the question

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"Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."

Ash, "Alien"

 

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."