Sexbomb

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Vortexx, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    BREGENZ 4 march 2004 - Austrian policeofficers had alerted bombexperts when they heard suspicious humming noise from the trunk of a parked car. After sealing off the neighbourhood and carefull inspection, it turned out to be an activated vibrator. also some porn magazines and other sextoys were found.

    The owner of the car declined to give comment to the press

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  3. certified psycho Beware of the Shockie Monkey Registered Senior Member

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    people can be wired and horny these days

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  5. letitbe2 Registered Senior Member

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    Bon Giorno

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    The policeofficers should be encouraged. It is better to seal off a region , get into trouble and find some chep literature than letting a bomb go off and kill people. thanks
     
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  7. Nebuchadnezzaar Registered Senior Member

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    this thread seemed interesting, till i read into it.
     
  8. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    Nebuchadnezzaar, how isnt that intersesting? this story is way more amusing then whatever u were looking for, get your mind out of the gutter

    vortexx, keep up the good work, lol, i love the name of the thread
     
  9. Nebuchadnezzaar Registered Senior Member

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    i'll try getting my mind out of the gutter,

    "keep up the good work Vortexx!" (then removes head from ass)
     
  10. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    whatever u said about getting your head out the gutter, u failed

    unlike you, i think it is better to congradulate someone when they do something good, instead of insulting them when they do something bad, but its up to you if you want to be cruel
     
  11. Nebuchadnezzaar Registered Senior Member

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    unlike you, i prefer to leave my options open and do both things...

    a) insult people for shitty work.

    b) congratulate people on a job well done.

    After all, if i was a person like you who only ever congratulated people, after a while people who'd think i'm just saying it to be nice and liked, not because i genuinely think what they did was good.

    You can be cruel and still kind at the same time,

    example......

    Jessica walks into the room and Johhny sees her in a shocking red dress. Johhny says, "Gee you look like shit in that outfit".

    Jessica then thanks Johhny for being honest and changes into something that suits her better.......

    Is my head really in the gutter?
     

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