What would you be?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by firdroirich, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. Italiano Registered Senior Member

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    I'll be the pooper picker upper, and sell it as fertilizer. Pretty much an entrepreneur.
     
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  3. Morteza Olangui Enemy of the people Registered Senior Member

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    Hi :
    Excellent.

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    You are marvelous at covering up things.
     
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  5. ScRaMbLe Chaos Inc. Registered Senior Member

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    Hey Italiano, you can start your job round sci-forums, you'll be our first millionaire in no time, hell, I got a whole bucketfull just from my posts...
     
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  7. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Scramble dat whas hellarious! just made me spill my coffee!! LOL< LOL Damn< LOL, LOL.
    Godless
     
  8. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    sorry, you can't operate a business in my village without willing employees. until someone volunteers to be a whore, i'm shutting you down.
     
  9. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    SwedishFish, oviously you didn't read my post, the girls are here willingly, and please don't call them whores (a whore is a slut who would fuck you and not charge you, and fuck your neighbor and the whole village, just for the mere pleasure of sex, this is a whore) my girls are business women, they provide a servise, they don't force men to be with them, they come willinly, they charge for services rendered. You may call my girls "call girls" because that's just what they are, men call on them because they are either lonely, or not getting the pleasure from their wives, my girls are clean, I have many people who take care of them and we don't operate from any one hotel, they are call girls, men send me a message and they deliver their merchandise, i have people all over as I make more money then any other bussiness in the village, some of my girls are even married, they need the income, they are providers for their families, and even support their own children, while their husbands are merely earning enough to bring food to the table. You can't close the oldest proffesion in the world, even Jesus had his feet washed by a (whore) so what is it that you have against them?. I'm not religious but I will quote this: Can you cast the first stone?. Then let me run a much needed business, and the girls who are willing to be part of it, they keep the would be molesters on bay, and some times even make marriages last longer.

    BTW. I lived in Nevada for 2 years, prostitution is legal there, the rape ratio in the state of Nevada is the lowest in the nation.

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  10. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    i'm not shutting you down because i don't agree with your business. you just don't have a product to sell. no one has decided to become a village call girl yet. with no employees i'm to assume you're laundering seashells.
     
  11. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Hypothetical village with no women?. Give me a break!

    My product is hypothetical, all through out history, any village that came to be, any town that was created, by men in reality have had the servises of prostitution, even in the days of Jesus, or the days of ancient Greese, there were prostitutes, so by creating a "hypotheitical make believe village" this village must have wome, men, and kids, a village with two hundred people would probably hold at least 10-15 prostitutes, the quantity of people in this hypothetical village is not given, so therefore I assume is at least two hundred people, if be a village, in the world this hypothetical village would have outside travelers, that go by, I've seen already many businesses stablished here in this Hypovirtual village, few bars, medicine man, etc. I'm only promoting the joke a bit further and threw in a little reality by adding the oldest proffession in the world. Prostitution!.

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  12. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    scroll back through this thread and find me someone who is employed by you.
     
  13. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Prostitutes that don't wont to be known by people such as you wont come forward and out right say it!. No need to scroll back, no one is going to admit they have to lower themselves to the level of prostitution, or the such. This is Joke get it. Thread joke, don't take it so seriously!!!!

    Hypothetical villages, I decided to be the village pimp!. so what?

    Godless.
     
  14. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    i'm keeping an eye on you godless. if i find out you're up to any funny business, my regime will see you missing.
     
  15. austere Registered Member

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    okay, well, i'll come out.
    i'm one of godless' prostitutes.

    i was born a man, but when a trade caravan came through the village, i left with them. we went many places and on many adventures-
    on one occasion we passed through an interesting village named Sani Fransiscolla, i found my calling in life: a female prostitute. i returned to my home village a stranger(in woman form) and joined godless' immoral ranks.
     
  16. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Sweed? why threat? I've done nothing to you!, I've not even offended you! I merely answered the question. If this offends you, life itself offends you, we're talking here about the one of the oldest proffession that exist in life, any village invented will have these circumstances, of which an individual will become a prosti, or may need a pimp like me to promote them. LOL, that's what I do.

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    Godless.
     
  17. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    (i have to make serious inquiries into businesses as i'm the dictator of this town)

    but seeing as you now have a (whore) carry on and don't forget to pay taxes, 30 seashells a lunar month
     
  18. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Austere, I knew it would be you, please honey, I don't need you to help me out, I really didn't want any potential client to know you were a man before. This will make it hard for me to promote you, you are my oldest girl, a call girl with a heart!.

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    With your travels you've become very wise, and know this business well, I'm making investments just outside of the village as it is growing allready and soon, you won't have to do this if you wish not to. It's up to you, but I will need a Madam, to run the other house soon to open just outside the village for the many gypsies that travel through here.
    Are you up to it?. you know it's still 50/50 just imagine your own "call center" for more hypovirtual girls!. LOL.

    Godless.
     
  19. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    I should have known, Dictators are my biggest customers!

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  20. ScRaMbLe Chaos Inc. Registered Senior Member

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    What are you going to call your house of ill repute, godless?
     
  21. letitbe2 Registered Senior Member

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    I think our village is getting bit by bit populated. With Godless and his business, I think we lack a prophet or a clergy to give us some advice on behaving ourselves. So any volunteers for a prophet

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    or a clergy :m: ?.
    If the coming Savior is for stoning the "sex workers" of Godless, I will be the true unbieliver?! ciao
     
  22. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Well sinse law of the village is now that I may only operate "legaly" outside the borders of the village, the house over there will be managed by Austere, however me and My girls in the village operate underground, they are my call girls, so my end of the business is 1-800-call-grl. Austere has not told me any ideas he/she may have for the name of our venture, I'm a man I would probaby give it an ovious name such as (The Beaver Trap) but who knows what Austere may want to name it, we've not gotten together for business, she's been busy lately trying to decide wether to have wooden floors or carpeting, and what colors the rooms should be, taking care the final pices of constrution.

    Letibe2, yea you may be right, however no messiah will step forward, not yet any how, I think this would probably be the job of Qorl, a nut who is preaching our boards lately and have been debating with me. But bringing a preacher here will be very profitable to my business, as he will be preaching on sunday, and getting laid on monday!.

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    Godless.
     
  23. Rappaccini Redoubtable Registered Senior Member

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    grumble grumble
     

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