I ll be the town lord you could do free work for me maybe build me a castle. Some of you will die in the process but its ok thats what your here for.
HI: I think you all need leaves to cover yourselves, don`t you think so? Then I l`d be the fashin designer to design the most beautiful leaves for you? But if you prefer to walk nude in the village, you are most welcome ! thanks Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
PLEASE SEE THE NEW SCIVILLAGE THREAD: http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=532976#post532976 I think I would be the village genius. All the ape people would gather around to hear my great stories about light speed, computers, and relativity. Relativity is a type game show that places every day people in a particular environment or situation. Their lives are video taped and broadcasted all over the place. Usually there is some form of process of elimination which eventually leads to somebody getting married or winning a million dollars or both. Furthermore, I would bring about peace and understanding in the community. As I display my vast range of abilities and seemlessly unlimited intellect, everybody would be in awe. . . Much like Sciforums. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I would be the mad scientist... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! My gratest invention would be orange juice... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Well no one has thought of it! might as well be me!. I'd be the brothel owner!!. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Run me a tab there would you Godless?? Or I'll just makes those sores you developed disappear & we'll call it even Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
i think i'd have to be the hunter, runnin round wiv a bow killin things would b kinda fun, in a dark, demonic n sick sorta way...
Hey!! I run a clean house, two nurces, plenty of bedrooms, any discounts you've got to get them from the girls, the House always gets its cut!. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Godless.
Hi: Godless, you are running an unlawful business. I close down your brothel. I am the mayor with my police force. thnks Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! P.S. Up to now, nobody has dreamed of being a "sex worker" in this village. We do not let you seduce our dear women.
That's ok! I'm underground, you'll would not know about it, I don't seduce women, I provide a services, just rooms in typical hotels, the women are there by choice, not by force, the men are willing to pay for it, no one is making them do it, so therefore they are there by choice, your just a pathetic little quisling of a politician, many of your official frequent my small hotels brothels, you are trying to stop the world's oldest proffession, this proffession will out live you, and in the end it will out live me, I'm not extorting anyone, I'm just providing a place where two consenting adults can take care of business, I get my cut. It's my place!!. Godless.
Hm. I think I'll be the communist, who keeps on trying to lead a revolution but always fails. But this time ... this time I'll win! I'm tellin' ya!
no you won't because as the town guardian i will put a stop to your crazy ideas. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Oi, Godless, i'm running the brothel, i said so first!.... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! but i guess it could bee a joint venture.....