The Manually Sticky Thread

stick you damn thread!
stick i say!
stick stick stick!


my mom found my diary the other day... now my family is extreemly conserned about my mental well being at the exact same time i feel i am finaly regaining my sanity.
life is screwy....

the worst way to die is a virgin... or drowing in a pool of fire ants.

 

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I am very sane.

***Looks at his own avatar.

 

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I am also very sane.

*Looks at his own avatar and name.*

 

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When I looked at your avatar a few seconds ago, I started to sing this in my head:

"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon."

Wtf?! lol.

 

:m:

 

What if the hokey pokey is really what its all about?

 

I thought it was anyway. Isn't that what the song claims?

 

maybe it needs some post it glue

 

i have returned!

Yes, it is true, i am back, though none of you noticed i was gone, lol, my own fault, anyway..just doing my part to keep this thread alive

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OMG! He is BACK!

Wait... I joined after you did... I never seen you post. Oh...

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What year are we actually living in?

 

We are nihilists...we care for nothing!

Oh come on...give us the money... his girlfriend lost a toe for it.

You are entering a world of pain here...

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Is this your homework? Is this your homework? Is this your homework?

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In accordance with what might as well have been your last wish, we return you to the ocean.

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Lennon.................Lennon?................I am the walrus?

Shut the fuck up Donnie.

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Nobody fucks with the jezus!!

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Things turned out pretty good for the dude and Walter.

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w00t

 

*looks at own avatar*

Darn. I don't have one. But...I do have some glue!

*liberally applies glue all over monitor to attempt to have the thread stick*

Guys, I don't think this is working. MORE GLUE!

 

Please do not blame us if your monitor gets ruined in the proccess.

***Applies duct tape to this post

 

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hokey pokey was originaly a name for ice cream but somehow stupid new yorkers started associating it with the dance ice cream vendors performed to attract customers.

a toast
to lust primordial
to death ominous
to relentless existance
to passionate scorn and scornfull passion

 

Exactly how does one do the Hokey Pokey?

 

.....you put your left foot in.....

 

...you put your right foot out...

 

and?