Vibrator Needed

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by lixluke, Nov 15, 2003.

  1. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Can anybody PLEASE recommend a good vibrator?
    I’m looking for something that vibrates strong.
    Preferably, it plugs into the wall instead of uses batteries, but that’s not such a big deal.
    I was also wondering if anybody knows what’s the best material to get.
    (Metal, silicone jelly, crystalessence, etc.)


    WHY DOES COOL SKILL REQUIRE A VIBRATOR?
    Simple. I was chatting with my twin. I asked her what she was doing. She told me she was browsing sex toys. I asked for a link, and the pain in the ass refused to give it to me.
    So I decided to use a little manipulation. I know she loves gifts, and our birthday is coming up so I said:
    caliditta: dont u need a bday present?
    caliditta: wich one do u want?
    The next thing you know, I get the link, and we are both browsing around looking for the best vibrator for her. So now she expects me to buy her a vibrator. We’ll see. Either way, she has no idea which one to choose, and I’m utterly clueless, so she asked me to ask around for suggestions. She’s never used one before. So far she has seen about 4 that she will possibly choose from.


    HERE ARE SOME OF THE POSSIBLE CHOICES:
    http://www.xxx-action-sex-toys.com/SEX_TOY_Dildos_Dongs_Bad_Boyz_8_Inch_Vibrating_Dong.shtml
    http://www.sextoysking.biz/Sex_Toys_Vibrators/Sex_Toys-Vibrators-Waterproof_Lusters_Sapphire.shtml
    http://www.sextoysking.biz/Sex_Toys_Vibrators/Sex_Toys-Vibrators-Two_Toned_Jelly_Penis.shtml
    http://www.sextoysking.biz/Sex_Toys...aterproof_Crystalessence_Gyrating_Penis.shtml

    Please give a recommendation.
     
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  3. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    You're buying a vibrator for your twin sister.

    Nuff said.
     
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  5. Mystech Adult Supervision Required Registered Senior Member

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    Vibrators are over rated, it feels really nice for the first few seconds, but then it just sort of makes you go numb and you can hardly feel anything. . . sort of a sensory overload, at least that's my experience.

    If you want to get her something exotic and entertaining, then may I suggest browsing this online adult store.

    You may be a bit confused or sickened at first, but honestly think of the implications, imagine the look on her face. . . I'd imagine that buying your sister a dildo isn't exactly an undertaking you're going at with the utmost seriousness, so why not go for the cheap gag, or novelty? The best part is that they’re all actually useable. . . uhh cough cough not that I’d know from eeh personal experience or anything. . . . . . I don’t recommend the dolphin model, it feels like being fucked with a dull knife.
     
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  7. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    Tell her to make her own Dildo. All she has to do is take a nice big dump
     
  8. Clarentavious Person Registered Senior Member

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    cool skill I thought you were a man
     
  9. eYe Registered Member

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    lma0 @ this thread well
    why u dun go to the shop
    and buy a banana the only problem is
    it dont vibrate well but theres
    the hand power for isnt it

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  10. methylcellulose Registered Senior Member

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    Of all the things I thought I'd see posted...I would never have imagined....

    Either way, don't get this one:
    I Am A Monster
     
  11. Carnuth i dont Registered Senior Member

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    hmm...i didnt give permission to use that mold i gave them
     
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  13. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    You thought right!

    Thanks for the advice all!
     
  14. Roman Banned Banned

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    Look at what I dug up!

    Someone buying vibrators for his twin sister!

    Fucking weird!
     
  15. Rick Valued Senior Member

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    girl.

    u suck. 'cause i am like drunk from a party right now, and i think no one in their right minds would ever ask for that shit on science forum. get a life !
     
  16. PsYcHoMaNtYsS Registered Member

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    that thing between you and your sister is coming on a little strong, if you are a dude and you really wanna be sick get the clone a willy kit, stick your member in a mold, fill it with the gel, then your sis can get off with an exact replica of your viener, ahhh sibblin luv

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  17. Odin'Izm Procrastinator Registered Senior Member

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    cool skill, get her a boyfriend instead.
     
  18. Certainly old boy, no sooner said than done. Just make sure you make it soon...

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  19. Fukushi -meta consciousness- Registered Senior Member

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    It's not for your sister,...right? ... Right!

    my advice, try those 'new' sillicon vibrators, they are very very soft and jelly like: a girlfriend of mine states that this is the new hype and she explained to me that the more regular dildo's are too hard and don't deliver a realistic 'feeling'.

    Greetz
    Fuku
     
  20. //drift I've Seen it. . .It's Rubbish Registered Senior Member

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    B.J.B.P.
    Silicon? Right!
    Sorry that they don't vibrate though...
     
  21. Fukushi -meta consciousness- Registered Senior Member

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    Or rrr rrr, yy-yyou c-coul-d-dd A-aaa-always Ca-ca-caall m-m-me! !!
     
  22. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    LOFL. Iiifff heee's noo-ooot iiinnn, haavee herrrrrrrr caa-aaallll meeeeeeeee!
     
  23. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Typical sciforum thread......

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