Photo Caption.... who's the best?

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You see this fine leather belt i hold....well my freinds Bush is going to beat me with this same belt.....

 

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"You say five fingers? What if I told you there were no fingers?"

 

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"Your Royal Highnesses, Lords, Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honour I introduce to you this evening... The Eminem show!"

 

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Pointing to hand

So I says to my mother..."you lying bitch,...do you see any hair on my palm?"


This is one of the best uses I have seen for a thread.
You guys are hilarious.

I can't top your replies.

 

Damned superpowers!

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1972, Moscow the signing of the ABM treaty (which the US recently broke). Premier Brezhnev is "whispering sweet nothings" into President Nixons ear.... what could he be saying?

You F***ing moron we already have a ABM! MUHAHAHAH!

or

You know.... I want to say hello in RUSSIAN!

*if u don't get the last one Russians kiss each other when they say hello.

 

This White Water scam is just tooo easy! bwahaha!

 

hey
do contemporary shit. find a pic of the smiling bomber (thumbs up pic) lots of potential!

 

Hey Nixi baby... can u help me out... that watergate thing you have. Well maybe you can help me with those damned Americans, hey you don't mind you already betrayed them?

*wink, wink*

 

do contemporary shit.

That metting is relevant today Spookz. Tommorow I'll do something in color!

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We KNOW Pat had a MINK coat back in the day there, Dicky boy...

 

"You like when I put my hand there baby"

 

"Meet me back at my room in an hour....and don't forget the KYjelly this time bigboy"

 

Brezhnev, Nixon, and Hitler they look like family.

*Nixon*

Hey what is that huy flipping me the bird?

*Brez*

HE wants to have sex with you, MEOW!

A new pic:

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*Judge*

DO you swear to tell the truth so help you...

*Hitler*

You'd better say Thor, you bastard!

What is Hitler screaming about now?!

 

The smiling guy behind my ass just poked my hemeroid with a 3 meter pole, KILL HIM

 

Hitler:

*sobbing...*

".....so I'm on my knees in front of him, he un-zipps his pants, sticks his gun to my head and says: I feel teeth....you feel lead...got it dickhead??....then I just....*sob*...closed my eyes, opened my mouth.....God, it seemed...*sob* to go on for ages....but comrades....you CAN get over sexual abuse, you CAN beat it!!....look at me...how far I've come....."

 

"...I DON'T CARE how ugly you all think they are!
...We BUILT 15 million Volkswagens...
...So Volkswagens are what you SWINE are going to drive!!!..."

 

God damn it! Where are my french fries!!!

 

Ahhh... CHOOOOO

 

I'm Crazy Hitler,and I will NOT be undersold!